Siheyuan: He Yuzhu is a man who dotes on his sister!
Chapter 89: Unlucky 24 hours, part !
The students were about to finish school. Ran Qiuye and several other teachers were packing up their books and discussing Jia Banggeng's truancy. They had even told the principal.
"What, so bold, such a student ignores the school rules so much!"
“He must be fired.”
The principal was very angry. Faced with such a student, it would be unjust not to expel him!
If the bad luck card hadn't worked, Ran Qiuye and other teachers would have dissuaded them in the past, but now, instead of doing so, they agreed.
In the middle courtyard of the quadrangle, four or five children were playing in the middle courtyard after school, playing a game of throwing sandbags. Suddenly, a little boy threw a sandbag out, which went along the door curtain of the west wing and hit the stem of a stick lying on the ground.
"Depend on!"
The little boy cursed inwardly. Bang Geng was the most powerful among the children in the courtyard. Of course, Bang Geng had bullied them a lot over the years with the help of He Yuzhu. They immediately discussed cautiously who should go in and take out the sandbags.
After much discussion, the little boy who threw the sandbag in finally went in. He shivered as he entered the west wing and saw the sandbag next to the stick lying on the ground.
Seeing Banggeng lying on the ground wrapped in a quilt and wearing only his underwear, the little boy quickly left with the sandbag. The five children did not play in the courtyard but came to play on the street.
Not long after being hit by the sandbag, Banggeng finally woke up in a daze, climbed up from the ground and sat on the stool.
With half a steamed bun in his hand, Bang Geng was too cautious to eat it. He threw it aside and didn't dare to move, fearing what might happen next.
But accidents are hard to guard against. Banggeng suddenly felt his stomach growling and painful, so he changed into clean clothes and went to the toilet in the front yard.
The toilet in the courtyard has a big pit underneath and is built with several wooden boards on top. The boards were replaced some time ago and are very sturdy.
Banggeng stood up after thinking about it. As soon as he squatted down, he heard the sound of the wooden board. Banggeng was immediately not moved.
As Bang Geng got nervous, he peed and then farted. The sound made by the wooden board was even louder, but it was covered by Bang Geng's fart.
The next second, the shit was about to come out and the stick stem fell into the pit.
"Help...Goooooo...life...Goooooo...Ah!"
The manure water splashed into his mouth along with Banggeng. He drank and spit at the same time. After a few minutes of this, just when Banggeng was about to become the first person to be drowned by manure water in the new society, an old lady came in with a wooden stick covering her nose.
"Grandma, help!"
"Banggeng, hold on to the stick and I'll pull you up."
The old lady stretched the wooden stick down, and the manure splashed under the stick, with an extremely strong smell, so stinky that the old lady covered her nose anxiously and stretched the wooden stick down quickly, hitting the stickman's head, causing a big bump to swell up instantly.
Banggeng originally wanted to curse, but an old lady came to save him. Between drowning and cursing, Banggeng chose to remain silent and held the stick with one hand.
Although the aunt is an adult, Banggeng weighs more than 100 kilograms. She is in her forties and has not worked for many years. She just does some tedious things at home. It is not an easy task for her to pull Banggeng up.
Seeing that she couldn't pull it up, the old lady covered her nose and said, "Banggeng, wait a moment, I'll go call someone." She loosened the stick and released the force, and the manure water buried Banggeng's head.
The first aunt left the toilet and burst into a loud voice in just a dozen seconds, attracting the second aunt who was cooking and the third aunt who was talking to her daughter-in-law.
Soon, more than a dozen people gathered around the old lady.
"What's wrong!"
"What happened?"
Everyone was talking one after another, and the old lady, seeing that she couldn't get a word in, immediately asked everyone to quiet down.
It was at this moment that a foul smell filled the air, especially in the front yard.
Yu Li covered her nose and asked, "Why is it so smelly?"
"Yeah, I can't stay here anymore. I'm almost fainting from the stench!"
When it comes to the main point of the matter, an old lady hurriedly said that the stick had fallen into the toilet.
Everyone then understood that when they heard the toilet stick's cry for help, except for a few older people like Yu Li who married into a courtyard house, they immediately went back to their houses because they didn't want to go to the toilet and smell the stench.
With the efforts of three middle-aged women and a few people in the courtyard, they finally pulled the stick up. However, right after it was pulled up, everyone immediately dispersed as the strong smell made it impossible to hold on to it for even a second longer.
Especially in the front yard, even if Yu Li closed the door, she could still smell the stench, which was extremely uncomfortable.
The smell will not go away tonight. Thinking of this, Yu Li immediately opened the door and left the courtyard, going back to her parents' home to spend a few days.
Bang Geng, lying on the toilet floor, spit out mouthful of feces.
The aunt and others had done their best to pull the stick out, but when it came to taking the stick to be washed, no one could stand the stench and come forward to help clean the dirt off the stick.
This great task that does not mind the taste can only be carried out by his mother, Qin Huairu.
Just as the others were standing there, Banggeng came out of the toilet in a daze, passed by the people who had just rescued him, and did not thank the people who had just tried to save his life.
Walking back to the west wing, Qin Jingru was entangled with He Yuzhu in her dream. When they were about to reach the final step, a foul smell wafted out, and Qin Jingru's dream was finally shattered. She supported herself on the bed with her hands in annoyance, and saw the dirty stick stem.
"What happened to you? You fell into the toilet!" Qin Jingru's cold tone was filled with endless complaints. These days, she had been entangled with He Yuzhu every day, in her dreams.
Banggeng didn't say anything, he just took off his dirty clothes and sat on the stool. This time he was really embarrassed, so embarrassed that it was beyond words.
Qin Jingru couldn't stay in the west wing any longer as the smell was too overpowering. She put on her coat and glanced at the time. It was already four o'clock in the afternoon and she had to go to work in three hours. So Qin Jingru left the courtyard and went to find her master, Chen Lihua.
At five o'clock, the steel rolling mill got off work. Since Qin Huairu got the meal ticket from Qin Jingru, she ate in the second canteen almost every day. Not only could she eat her fill, but she could also take food home. Not only Qin Huairu, but almost everyone who ate in the second canteen did the same.
Qin Huairu wanted to vomit as soon as she entered the house, but when she saw Banggeng, under the effect of the bad luck card, Qin Huairu did not behave like a mother treating her son. Instead, she picked up a basin of hot water and poured it on Banggeng, threw a towel over him, and let Banggeng wipe himself.
A day of humiliation has worn away the mood of the gangbang. Just wipe it off by yourself. It is better to rely on yourself than on others.
After wiping, the stem of the stick still smelled bad, but he no longer cared and lay on half of the kang pretending to sleep.
But when Qin Huairu finished cooking dinner and was about to call Banggeng, the kang on the other side collapsed. Banggeng fell to the ground and was hit by the mud. This time he was seriously injured.
"what!"
"my leg!"
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