Siheyuan: He Yuzhu is a man who dotes on his sister!
Chapter 38 4 Courtyard New Year 5
The match fell on Jia Zhang's hair and burned her so much that she screamed, which was very funny.
Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Yan Bugui were all watching in a thrilling way. The accuracy was unmatched.
Qin Huairu quickly reached out and slapped the match away, finally knocking it away.
Jia Zhang said angrily: "Qin Huairu, you want to kill me and inherit the property, right?"
Qin Huairu said with great grievance: "Mom, I was helping you put out the fire, how can you say that I hit you!"
In He Yuzhu's eyes, Qin Huairu's attack was indeed cruel, and her motive was almost to vent her anger.
He Yuzhu came to the Eight Immortals Table, holding a cigarette in his right hand, and looked around. He found that every household had children, and some families even had as many as the Jia family.
Seeing this, He Yuzhu had an idea and said to everyone, "Since you think that I brought the three children of Qin Huairu's family to wish you a happy new year, then tell me, how much money did you give?"
"Five cents."
"Two cents."
"piece."
Xu Damao shouted out one dollar, and He Yuzhu exclaimed, "You are rich, Damao, awesome, Damao."
Xu Damao said proudly: "That is a must."
He Yuzhu nodded and praised: "No problem."
Jia Zhang looked at what Sha Zhu was doing and asked them what they were paying the money for. Can't you give them the money?
"Everyone, listen to me. If you have children, go home and bring them here immediately. If you don't have children, don't be afraid. This old thing Jia Zhang is not an elder, an elder."
"As the younger generation, it's not a bad thing for us to pay New Year's greetings to our elders."
Everyone was confused about what He Yuzhu was going to do, so someone asked.
"Director He, what are you doing?"
"That's right, why did we call the child over?"
He Yuzhu exhaled smoke and said, "What are you doing? Didn't the three uncles say something about group greetings? Isn't Jia Zhang an elder in our courtyard? If your children wish her a happy new year, shouldn't she give you lucky money?"
Jia Zhang: “???”
"When did I say I gave out New Year's money, Silly Zhu? Aren't you just making things up?"
He Yuzhu laughed: "Jia Zhang, you only think about eating and not pooping. Do you think there is such a good thing in the world? You are so beautiful!"
Everyone understood at once and started calling out to their own children.
Seeing this, Jia Zhang thought that if these people called all their children to wish her a happy new year, how much money would it cost? She would not be willing to give even one cent to each child.
Taking the opportunity to slip away.
He Yuzhu predicted it and saw a stone right under his feet, so he kicked it and hit Jia Zhang's calf.
Whoops!
Jia Zhang collapsed to the ground, holding her calf. Her face trembled in pain. She looked down and saw a stone.
who!
who is it!
Who the fuck is this!
At this time, He Yuzhu shouted: "Hey, old man, no, Jia Zhangshi, why are you sitting on the ground? Hurry up and sit on the stool, otherwise how can the children wish you a happy new year!"
So, He Yuzhu walked up and threw Jia Zhang like a piglet onto a stool nearby.
Qin Huairu stepped forward and asked softly, "Zhu Zi, what are you doing?"
He Yuzhu smiled mischievously: "I said, whatever happens to your Jia family has nothing to do with me, and you." He Yuzhu pointed at Qin Huairu and said: "If you want to eat meat, come over in the evening. As for other things in your Jia family, it has nothing to do with me, so don't expect me to take the blame."
Qin Huairu had heard this sentence several times, and she was not as shocked as the first time. However, she couldn't understand why He Yuzhu was so worried about the child. Wait, could it be...
A large number of children, big and small, more than thirty in total, were brought over by their parents and gathered in the front yard.
Yi Zhonghai frowned and asked, "What are you going to do?"
The fringe is hard to guess.
Yan Bugui has some clues.
"Could it be?"
So, Yan Bugui immediately asked Yan Jiecheng to take his two younger brothers and a younger sister to blend into the crowd, but Yan Jiecheng was unwilling to do so. Although he could indeed make money, it was embarrassing to kneel down.
He Yuzhu shouted, "Children, do you want to earn some lucky money?"
"think."
Yan Jiecheng also shouted out subconsciously: "I want to."
He Yuzhu laughed and said, "Come here, kowtow to Jia Zhang and wish her a happy new year. I guess the elders won't give you more than 50 cents in New Year's money!"
Jia Zhang was trembling all over. For someone like her who valued money more than her life, fifty cents for each of the more than thirty children would amount to more than ten yuan.
Whoops!
It hurts!
At He Yuzhu's command, more than thirty children knelt down and kowtowed to Jia Zhang.
"Grandma Jia, we wish you a happy new year."
It is such a happy thing to hear your children wishing you a happy New Year, but in Jia Zhang's ears, it was the voice of a money-demanding ghost.
When Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e saw this scene, they couldn't help but say that Sha Zhu was very smart.
He Yuzhu said with a wicked smile: "Jia Zhang, pay the money. The children are all kowtowed to you. What are you thinking?"
Everyone began to echo this, especially those families with many children, who shouted even louder, with Yan Bugui shouting the loudest among them.
"Sister-in-law Jia, pay the money!"
Jia Zhang glared at He Yuzhu and Yan Bugui fiercely.
I reluctantly took out some money from my pocket, thinking that if I gave a little to each of the more than 30 children, even a penny wouldn't be a big loss.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, it's not kind of you to be stingy during the New Year. Some families only have one child, but your family has three!"
"you!"
Jia Zhang gnashed her teeth and wished she could kill He Yuzhu.
Everyone strongly agreed with He Yuzhu, and Jia Zhang made up her mind to give each child fifty cents, thinking that the matter was over.
However, He Yuzhu said the next second: "Come on, children, kowtow to Aunt Qin Huairu. Aunt Qin Huairu will not treat you badly and will definitely be more generous than Jia Zhangshi."
Qin Huairu: "??? Why is there still something about me?"
Thinking is one thing, saying is another.
More than thirty children turned around and kowtowed to Qin Huairu.
"Aunt Qin, Happy New Year! We wish you a happy new year."
Qin Huairu is shy and thinks it would be inappropriate not to give money, but how much should she give?
"Damn you, you screwed me."
Qin Huairu gave fifty cents to each of the more than thirty children, so now each of the more than thirty children gets one dollar.
Just when everyone thought it was over.
He Yuzhu turned his gun around and said, "Come on, children, kowtow to the three uncles. The three uncles are generous. They are also the uncles in charge. I don't think they can give less than one dollar."
Yi Zhonghai: “???”
Liu Haizhong: “!!!!”
Yan Bugui: "What the hell, one dollar!"
He Yuzhu ignored the three of them and just shouted, "Come on, kowtow to the uncle."
There was money to be made, only one dollar, and suddenly there were a few more children among the more than 30 children, making a total of more than 40, including some who had already started working but were not married.
"Grandpa Yi, Happy New Year."
Yi Zhonghai's face was as ugly as if he had eaten shit. He trembled and took out more than 30 yuan to give money to more than 30 children. When it was Yan Jiecheng's turn and a few unmarried people who were working, he cursed them, "Get lost!"
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