Tomb Raider Bronze Door Twins
Chapter 223 Ridiculous
During the long wait for the fusion of Yan Bu Cun, the unconscious Wu Yu finally woke up from the ruthless knife attack from the little brother.
However, he still seemed to be not fully awake, because at this moment Wu Yu's face was buried in the young man's shoulder, and he seemed to be trying to sniff something, moving his nose back and forth, like a puppy looking for a bone that he had hidden.
But after smelling it for a long time, when he realized that this was not the smell he wanted, he put his hands on the young man's shoulders, pressed his chest against the young man's head, and leaned forward desperately. If the young man had not been holding his thighs, this man would have fallen headfirst.
The fat man saw Wu Yu's lively appearance. Although he felt something was wrong, he still simply bandaged the young man's arm and gave him a good suggestion. "Is Tian Zhen looking for something? Young man, just let him find it! Otherwise, I see that he might pull your head bald later!"
What he said was true, because after Wu Yi realized that the young man would not let him go, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the young man's hair with both hands, and everyone else who saw this felt their scalps aching.
When the fat man thought of the image of the young man with baldness, he was terrified.
The young man listened to the fat man's words and put Wu Yu down, but he still grabbed the man's collar to prevent Wu Yu from having any new changes or other reactions.
Wu Yu's route was more accurate than everyone imagined. He ignored Fatty and the others and walked very quickly, as if he had identified the target from the beginning. He passed Hei Xiazi, who was skillfully cleaning up his wounds, Huo Daofu, who wanted to help, and Xie Yuchen, who had put away his gun...
One after another, they were all ignored by him, as if they were air and never appeared in Wu Yu's field of vision.
He walked straight towards Zhang Qiling. Everyone thought that he wanted to discuss other matters, or that it was Wu Mi's instinct to get closer to someone close.
Unexpectedly, Wu Yi dared to break into a broad smile, and Zhang Qiling turned around. Moved by his tenderness, she was subconsciously stunned. However, she saw that the originally kind Wu Yi actually came a few steps closer, opened his arms, bared his teeth, and had an unexpectedly enthusiastic expression, as if he wanted to hug Zhang Qiling tightly in his arms. The intimacy was actually a little frightening.
Just as Zhang Qiling raised his hand to repay Wu Xie's kindness, he saw a crutch suddenly blocking his chest, separating him from Wu Xie who were almost about to hug.
Wu Yu, who was disturbed, naturally looked at Yan Xiaonan with a slightly unhappy expression, and the other party smiled slightly, and his eyes and eyebrows seemed to be full of arrogance and conceit, as if he was bullying a child. Such an expression completely irritated Wu Yu, who now had no judgment ability.
In the next second, Wu Di, who was a good boy in the eyes of everyone, suddenly jumped up like a wild beast and pounced on Yan Xiaonan. But Yan Xiaonan was indeed more experienced and dodged it effortlessly by turning his body sideways. He even had time to knock on Wu Di's leg, forcing him to kneel down in front of him.
"No, what are you trying to do again?!" The fat man was eager to protect his son, so he quickly helped Wu Yu up, and then began to scold, spitting out words one after another, "Old man Yan, you can't bully people in front of our family! Besides, he is not conscious now, he just wants to get close to Brother Qi Ling, why are you so angry? If you didn't know, you would have thought Brother Qi Ling was your wife!
You should have some dignity at your age. We asked you to follow us because we were afraid you might get lost here. Besides, do you have to argue with a child? Can't you be more tolerant?
I think you just want to cause trouble. Are you born in the Year of the Rat? Even eating a cherry on a normal day can cause your throat to get stuck, right? Damn it, you are too petty! "
Yan Xiaonan's face turned pale after being scolded by the fat man's series of idioms, but he still insisted and explained the meaning of his behavior, but his tone was not very good, "Are you blind, or did you not see it? Wu Yu was not grinning, he wanted to bite Zhang Qiling to death! Besides, have you ever seen anyone smile and then open his mouth to the neck?!"
"What if he really wants to plant some strawberries for Brother Qi Ling?" The fat man said without thinking, then slapped himself in his heart. He looked at the face of the brother who protected Wu Xun with some regret, but after finding that there was nothing unusual, he raised his voice and continued, "Besides, our brothers are being affectionate with each other, what does it have to do with you? Do you live by the sea? Why bother with it!"
Yan Xiaonan was so angry at the fat man that he almost thought he had done something wrong. He took a breath and comforted himself in his heart not to be angry with the young man. Then he said, "I don't want to argue with you about this. I just want to say that Wu Yu didn't approach Zhang Qiling because he liked him. Or to put it more simply, Wu Yu is not the complete Wu Yu now. He just can smell things that other people can't smell because of the manipulation of the mother bell. That's why he thinks Zhang Qiling is fragrant and he wants to eat him. Do you understand!!!"
Hearing this, Zhang Qiling took a step forward and said two words,
"can."
Actually, I can be eaten.
But when Zhang Qiling wanted to continue speaking to resolve the quarrel between the two people, he was completely silenced the next moment by the fat man's loud voice that could blow up the electric bikes in two communities.
"Fuck, what the hell are you talking about, old man?!" The fat man grabbed Wu Xie's shoulders and pulled him crookedly. Then he straightened Wu Xie's head and faced Yan Xiaonan. He kneaded Wu Xie's face like a sponge, making his facial features wrinkled. But he was still very confident, "Look at my Tian Zhen, how considerate! What a good child! Although he is middle-aged, he is still kind-hearted and gentle. He is simply the top role model among my Nine Sects! You said he wanted to eat Zhang Qiling? He was so hungry that he would eat me instead of Brother Qiling!!!"
Yan Xiaonan was really going to be furious. He met a person who was so protective of his child that he couldn't win the argument no matter how many mouths he had. But fortunately, there were some who were reasonable.
He looked for help at Hei Xia Zi, who had already bandaged his wound. Hei Xia Zi was indeed sensible. He directly pulled the fat man's hand that was holding Wu Xiu apart, and looked at Yan Xiaonan, starting to adjust the atmosphere.
"Since you know so much about the function of the mother bell, old man, then you should explain why Wu Yu is interested in Zhang Qiling. This shouldn't be a difficult question." Hei Xiazi said this, raised his eyebrows, and said provocatively, "You don't... dare to?"
Hei Xia Zi actually figured out a little bit about Wu Di's reaction, but it was better to leave the risky matter to Yan Xiaonan, as he didn't want to get involved in any scandal.
"Let Wu Xiu go." Yan Xiaonan's words marked the beginning of Hei Xia Zi's so-called smoke battle.
What happened was that the moment Hei Xia Zi let go, Wu Xie, who was out of control, immediately showed his teeth and claws, and went towards Yan Xiaonan with a very purposeful purpose. But Yan Xiaonan did not hide this time. It seemed that he was really conducting some kind of test to confirm his thoughts. He stood still like a green pine.
However, what surprised everyone was that Wu Yu did not intend to hurt Yan Xiaonan's fatal neck or heart, but...
Left eye!!!
Wu Di actually stretched out his hand and opened his mouth wide, as if he wanted to dig out Yan Xiaonan's eyeballs to fill his stomach. Fortunately, Chao Xu, who was beside Yan Xiaonan, immediately raised his leg and kicked Wu Di's hand, giving Yan Xiaonan's eyes, which already looked not so good, a chance to survive.
But this help instantly diverted Wu Yu's attention. Yan Xiaonan took this opportunity to explain, "Wu Yu is interested in all material things, and Yan Bucun is in the red cocoon, the smell of blood is too strong, so he can't smell it, so he only came for Zhang Qiling. As for me, it's because my left eye was exchanged for something, and it also belongs to that force, and it has its smell... If you still don't believe it, you can see what happens next."
After hearing this, Hei Xiazi smiled and did not stop him. However, the clever Xie Yuchen and Huo Daofu, as well as the confused Fatty, all looked at the bloody man in Zhao Xu's arms...
That is the only answer.
"I helped you because I didn't want my brother to be scared by the sight of you digging out his eyeballs. I didn't agree to help you experiment on this idiot!" Chao Xu realized that Yan Xiaonan had thrown a trouble at him, so he immediately cursed.
Then, Chao Xu looked at Wu Yu who was coming towards Xiang Yang. Just as he was about to repeat the same trick and kick him again, he saw Wu Yu stop half a meter away from him and began to retch violently. Chao Xu frowned in displeasure and hugged Xiang Yang tighter in his arms without any disgust, as if the highly decomposed corpse was really a delicacy. He was even ready to accuse Wu Yu of having no manners.
As a result, the fat man immediately pulled Wu Xie back and laid him on his back. The deep brotherly love completely blocked Chao Xu's anger. He repeatedly told himself not to bother with the madman, and only then did he reluctantly suppress the fact that Wu Xie disliked Xiang Yang's stinky body.
The fat man, like coaxing a child, said to Wu Yan in a gentle tone, "It's okay, it's okay, don't hold it in, Tian Zhen, if you want to vomit, just vomit."
Wu Mi vomited several times, but really didn't spit out anything. He took a long time to relax before blinking his wet and red eyes and shifting his gaze to look at Zhang Qiling. Their eyes met, and it was like a cat meeting mint. Wu Mi's blood began to boil, and he wanted to pounce over again to quickly dilute the mixed stench of the corpse in his nasal cavity, but as soon as he moved, he was held down by Brother and Hei Xiazi.
"Disciple, we live in a society ruled by law now, cannibalism is not allowed~" Hei Xiazi said frivolously, pressing Wu Xie's unyielding head with one hand, and then he used his other hand to take out the card machine from his bag, "Besides, no matter how delicious Zhang Qiling is, she is not as delicious as my green pepper and shredded pork fried rice! Disciple, if you are starving, don't eat people, eat my green pepper and shredded pork fried rice, it is healthy, delicious and affordable, 800 yuan will not make you lose, you will not be cheated, if you miss this opportunity, you will never have this store again!"
The young man glanced at Hei Xia Zi sideways, but Hei Xia Zi seemed to see on his indifferent face that the mute had a strong accusation against him for blackmailing Wu Xiu, so Hei Xia Zi smiled awkwardly and threw the card machine back into his bag neatly.
"Aren't you just thinking about making another fortune? Don't be angry, you dumb man. We are brothers, how could I cheat my brothers' money? I love my apprentice the most!!!" Hei Xia Zi raised his voice in an attempt to hide his guilt, as if to show his loyalty.
The young man didn't respond, but just pressed Wu Yi's shoulders tightly.
Zhang Qiling, who had just watched a farce, stood there, looking at Wu Mi licking his lips towards him, and two words suddenly appeared in his heart.
--absurd.
But the absurd thing was not that Wu Yu wanted to eat him, but that he could actually accept being eaten by Wu Yu. So when Fatty was dealing with Yan Xiaonan, he wanted Wu Yu to just take a bite of him and be done with it...
"Sure." Zhang Qiling spoke tentatively in the chaos and pulled up his sleeves, revealing his pale arms. If cutting flesh and sucking blood like this could calm Wu Mi down, he would really do it without hesitation.
But after hearing what Zhang Qiling said, the crowd that was originally noisy and quarreling, just like the NPC that suddenly triggered the keyword, shouted in unison, almost bursting the eardrums, "No!!!"
Zhang Qiling put his cuffs back in place in a daze.
And start brainstorming:
It seems that this idea should be wrong.
Then don’t do it.
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