Good luck and fortune come to the end of the world, the boss brings prosperity to the whole village

When the villagers of Dashan Village woke up, they found a large bag of rice in their yard. Everyone was so happy that they cried and laughed. They all fell to the ground and kowtowed to the sky, thanking the gods for their gifts. They kept saying, "God, please open your eyes! God, please open your eyes! We are almost dying. Thanks to the gods for sending us food and saving our lives!"

Such scenes are being played out in every household in the village. The entire village is filled with the voices of villagers' joy and gratitude. The joy is even more lively than the Chinese New Year.

A-choo, A-choo—

Song Jixiang and Xiao Ruyi sneezed several times in succession.

The two of them have been busy all night, has the cold air entered their bodies?

Song Jixiang patted Xiao Ruyi, who was so tired that she didn't want to move. "Don't be afraid of your poor health. I'll make you some soup to drive away the cold. I hope you'll be healthy!"

"Hmph, come on, I'm in good health, A-choo... A-choo..."

Song Jixiang sneezed a few times just as he was about to speak, rubbed his red nose, and admitted, "Well, the body we have changed into now doesn't seem to be in good condition,"

Song Jixiang pondered for a while and said, "In order to prevent those officials from getting suspicious, we still have a lot to do in the next few days!"

"Ah, what else are you busy with?"

As soon as I asked the question, I got a pair of eye rolls.

"You are stupid. Many surrounding counties have suffered disasters and many families are starving. Now only our Dashan Village has handed over grain. Do you think the government will be suspicious? So..."

"So, we have to muddy the water. The muddier the better." Xiao Ruyi completed what she had not finished saying.

Song Jixiang gave him a thumbs up.

The two looked at each other and laughed strangely.

Anyway, the money was also extorted by the other party, and returning it to the people now can be regarded as taking from the people and using it for the people.

All the silver received in the space last night were stamped with government seals, so they cannot be used casually. They have to be melted down.

Someone from the county government said that families who could not hand over the grain could use cash to pay it off, but if everyone in the village could pay the silver, it would definitely arouse suspicion from all sides and might even cause a disaster.

The two thought about it and decided to use the worst rice stored in the space to deliver it to every household in the village.

This can not only prevent villagers from selling their children and daughters due to inability to pay grain, thus preventing the tragedy of separation of flesh and blood, but also can cope with the pressure from the government. It is really the best of both worlds!

The two of them fell into bed and fell asleep, feeling extremely at ease.

The county government was in chaos at this time.

A sharp female scream cut through the morning light and soared into the sky.

Then, screams rang out from the backyard of the county government office.

Xiao Yihan, who was several rooms away, heard the sound and shivered all over. He opened his eyes suddenly and felt cold and painful all over, as if he had taken a cold bath all night. The maid beside him clung to him tightly, still mumbling in her sleep, "Cold, my lord, I'm cold..."

He shook it off and yelled, "You lowly thing, get up and change your clothes for me!" He thought the voice was very loud, but it turned out to be like the mumbling in a dream that leaked out of the throat, hoarse and unclear.

He sat up, but the bed hit his buttocks and he cried out in pain. Only then did he see clearly that there was no soft quilt under him. He was clearly sleeping on the floor, and his body was still naked like last night.

The items in the house were gone, the house was empty, with only two naked fish thrown on the shore and no one cared about them!

"Someone come, someone come..." Xiao Yihan could no longer control the fear in his heart and shouted.

The county magistrate, who was sleeping with the silver as his pillow, was also awakened by the woman's scream. As soon as he opened his eyes, he found himself lying on the ground in his underwear. He sat up stiffly and opened the door...

At this time, a yamen runner was running over in a hurry, still shouting, "Oh no, county magistrate, something big has happened." Just after dawn today, several yamen runners were patrolling and found a few big words written on the wall of the county government office, "The two most outstanding people visited here." The font was super large, almost covering the entire wall, and it was red, which was very dazzling. They didn't know what those words meant, so they asked the county magistrate to go over and check.

The county magistrate didn't care about the empty room and asked the yamen runners to quickly find him a set of clothes to wear.

He ran to the warehouse to check immediately, and was shocked to see that the warehouse was spotless, just like his house, empty, even the big wooden box containing the silver was missing.

This shock made his hands and feet tremble, and he hurried to find the Third Prince. With his fat body, he ran at the speed of a strong man, "Huff, huff, Your Highness, something big has happened, something, something big has happened!"

When he pushed open the door and went in, the scene in front of him made him dumbfounded.

The prince who usually looks high and mighty is now sitting on the ground with his bare butt, looking as if he doesn't know where he is and looks stupid.

"Bah, without that skin, he is just like ordinary people like them. He always finds fault with him every day, and now he has come to this, he deserves it!!!"

Thinking about what he was going to report next, his heart began to beat faster and he no longer had the mood to laugh at the joke. He immediately forced a smile on his face, asked someone to find a set of clean clothes, and personally helped Xiao Yihan put them on.

Xiao Yihan straightened his clothes, pointed at him, and said in a hoarse voice: "Just wait for me! You're a piece of trash."

He hurried to Ouyang Lan's room.

He heard the woman's scream clearly, it was clearly Lan'er's, which made him feel a little uneasy.

Without even knocking on the door, Xiao Yihan pushed it open and walked in.

Ah, ah, ah—

Three screams came one after another, and at the same time, the three white balls hugged each other tightly, still shouting non-stop, like crazy...

Xiao Yihan rubbed his ears and felt a buzzing sound in them. He widened his eyes and pointed at a bald man and asked, "Who are you?"

The bald man raised his head, looked at him pitifully, and called softly: "Prince..."

These two words seemed to have exhausted all her strength.

Xiao Yihan shuddered with fear and took a step back subconsciously. He couldn't believe his eyes. The bald woman in front of him turned out to be the fairy-like existence in his impression... Ouyang Lan, "You, you are... Lan~er..." He wanted to poke his eyes out. It was over. He didn't want to see Ouyang Lan again for a while.

Ouyang Lan wanted to pounce on him as usual, but found herself so weak that she huddled into a ball, feeling embarrassed and annoyed.

"Get out, get out, get out..." She felt that she had never been so embarrassed before, and she kept screaming. Her mind was in a mess and she couldn't think at all. She only knew that she couldn't let her lover see this scene. She needed to be alone and think carefully about what was going on.

Xiao Yihan slowly turned around and fled out of the room. He kept muttering, "What on earth is going on? What on earth is going on?..." The scene he just saw was too shocking. He had to slow down, really slow down...

The county magistrate had been waiting outside, and now he burst into tears and told the story of the theft of the treasury silver.

These words made Xiao Yihan laugh twice. He must not have woken up yet, and his eyes and ears were hallucinating.

The bullshit that the bald Ouyang Lan just now and this bastard are saying now must, must be his hallucinations.