Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

After a day of sleep, Yi Xunyuan climbed out of bed holding Zhang Zhang.

I have to say, it’s really nice to use a pillow.

Then, despite Zhang Zhang's objections, he took it into the bathroom.

Soon, the frightened cries and bathing sounds of Zhang Zhang were heard.

Topaz came over with breakfast in his hand, looking depressed. Is this guy a pig?

I slept for a whole day, from yesterday morning to this morning.

He tried to go out, but was stopped by the planetary defense forces outside.

He said that he was not allowed to go out without the lord's order.

Fortunately the meal was delivered on time, otherwise I would have starved to death.

I have to say, the food they cook is much more delicious than that cooked by the company, and their brains are much more active.

There is nothing else except strong desire.

As soon as I entered the room, I heard Zhang Zhang screaming in the bathroom. I quickly threw away my breakfast and wanted to go save Zhang Zhang.

The result was that only Topa's clothes were thrown out.

……

"How's my 'scrubbing' technique?"

Yi Xunyuan asked Topa while eating bean buns with red date flavor.

This question made Topa choke while he was drinking soy milk, and the milk leaked out.

"Don't ask, just eat your breakfast."

"Is there anyone in the world as mean as you?"

"You rubbed my skin red, and it still hurts."

Yi Xunyuan smacked his lips, savoring the taste of the food. The food cooked by the council was really good.

Topa is okay, but his account is a bit pitiful.

It lay on the bed with lifeless eyes, as if it had suffered a great injustice, and its owner had been bitten again.

After the two finished their meal, Yi Xunyuan took Topa out.

This time, the Planetary Defense Force did not stop him and looked at Yi Xunyuan with admiration.

Topa asked, sensing something different about the soldier.

"What is your position in the parliament, and why do these soldiers adore you so much?"

Yi Xunyuan raised his head very proudly.

"Of course it's a mascot."

Topa was a little surprised.

"mascot?"

Yi Xunyuan explained.

"What's wrong with a mascot? You don't have to do anything yourself. Everything can be done by other people."

"I can just lie down and let it go, how nice."

"You know, my biggest wish before was to eat well, have fun, and sleep until I wake up naturally every day until the end of my life."

Topario was speechless. What a simple wish.

"That's all you're after?"

Yi Xunyuan glanced at the button brother on Topa's chest who was working desperately.

"Of course, there is also bitterness and fun. Bitterness is the ultimate wish of every living being."

Topa gritted his teeth and touched the little one that had been bitten again.

"You don't need to tell me this, I can tell just by looking at it."

Yi Xunyuan waved his hand and walked forward.

"Come on, I'll show you around."

“Look at the thriving Yalilo after the council took over.”

Yi Xunyuan brought Topa to the Dongcheng Museum first.

As soon as he entered the museum, he saw a huge statue, which made Yi Xunyuan's face turn pale.

This statue is of himself, which makes Yi Xunyuan feel extremely ashamed as he has never experienced such behavior before.

More importantly, the statue is in the pose of sleeping with the inflatable doll in its arms.

This was carved by that talented person and is placed at the main entrance of the museum lobby.

There were many people checking in and taking photos under the statue, and they were so embarrassed that they almost exploded.

Some people also discovered Yi Xunyuan and ran up to him enthusiastically, shaking his hands in a familiar manner.

"My Lord, I see you again."

"How come your hands are so soft and smooth?"

Topa took a deep breath. It turned out that people could become so perverted after the parliament took over.

Another person rushed over and kicked the pervert aside.

"My Lord, please don't be embarrassed. I am here to rescue you."

"Pervert, get out of here quickly."

Yi Xunyuan: ...

The people are really perverted.

When the people nearby heard that Yi Xunyuan had arrived, they surrounded him regardless of anything.

"Lord, can you sign for me?"

“Can you take a picture with me?”

"I think the lord still has his charm. If I can suppress him..."

"Go away, the Lord is sacred and inviolable."

"My Lord, I would like to shake your hand."

"..."

Yi Xunyuan had no choice but to fulfill the reasonable wishes of the people, let alone the abnormal ones.

This also opened Topa's eyes. Compared with the people here, the perverts in the company seemed so normal.

After most of the people had dispersed, Yi Xunyuan and Topa came to the statue.

It was written on the introduction board at the bottom.

Statue name: The only truth in the world is to be astringent and lie flat

Reason: Our supreme lord is playing badly, why don’t you quickly catch up with him and enjoy together.

How could you not relax after a grueling four-hour work week?

Like the great lord.

Long live hedonism.

Sculptor: Mo Wuqi

Yi Xunyuan remembered what Natasha had said before.

"That's not right. Don't the residents of Yalilo work five days and rest two days?"

"Four hours a week, 48 minutes a day?"

After hearing Yi Xunyuan's question, the staff member next to him explained.

"My Lord, you don't know."

"When Yalilo first joined the parliament, he implemented a six-hour workday system with five days off and two days off."

"Yalilo is now in a trial period. As long as we make sure no one rebels, their welfare will gradually become equal to ours."

"The busiest positions in parliament are the speaker, members who have not found a big enemy, and students."

"The greatest hardship that ordinary people like us have ever experienced in our lives is going to school. Once we graduate from college, we are liberated."

"From now on, you only need to work four hours a week, no matter when, the rest is leisure time, you can arrange it as you like."

Yi Xunyuan suddenly realized, so that's how it is.

On the contrary, when Topa heard it, he couldn't hold his jaw down.

The company is working hard, but your council just wants to lie back and enjoy itself.

Are you born to go against the company?

It's a miracle that this society works at all.

"Come on, let's go in and take a look."

Afterwards, Yi Xunyuan led Topa to wander around inside.

Belloberg's exhibits were no longer enough to attract Topa, it was simply that the parliament's system was too outrageous.

Only after seeing the specimen of the ice bear did Topa feel relieved.

"Wow, is this the little creature from Beloberg?"

"It's white and fluffy and so cute."

"Is this cute little guy still there?"

Yi Xunyuan said calmly.

"I picked one up and gave it to Sanyueqi. I'm keeping it on the train."

"You can see it if you visit the Starry Sky Train someday."

"It's just that Pam is very angry. It falls twice a year, and each time it falls for half a year. It's impossible to sweep it all up."

Topa was very interested.

"Okay, I'll go to the train and take a look then."

Yi Xunyuan asked.

"Is there somewhere you want to go?"

Topa thought for a moment and said.

"Do you know the location of the arsenal left behind by the company?"