Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

"Mr. Yi Xunyuan, this question is impolite to normal people."

"I can't answer that, sorry."

Even though Yi Xunyuan offended Screw Gumu, he was not angry.

Yi Xunyuan asked another strange question.

"How do you evaluate a mechanical life without clothes? Is he the same as being naked in your eyes?"

ScrewGum looked towards the Black Tower and made a suggestion.

"Ms. Heita, I suspect this gentleman has a high probability of brain damage. He needs to be tested with an instrument."

Yi Xunyuan was still very interested.

"Don't doubt it, it's true. I was hit on the head by Xing with a baseball bat before."

People present:…

It turns out that his brain was really injured.

Yi Xunyuan was extremely curious and asked the questions that concerned him most.

"By the way, Ms. Black Tower, do you remember what you said?"

Obviously, the Black Tower currently does not understand what kind of terrible things Yi Xunyuan will do.

"What?"

Yi Xunyuan asked the irritable system for the famous recording of Black Tower CV Hou Xiaofei and lightly pressed the play button.

"Okay, then I want to be open and aboveboard and be Ms. Ruan Mei's experimental dog."

The body of ScrewGum is stuck in place, undergoing physical, scientific and chemical analysis.

Finally, the analysis failed.

Esta froze in place. It turned out that she was right not to leave, as she got such a big treat.

I just don't know if I can make it out alive. This melon is a bit deadly.

The silver wolf gave the black tower a provocative look.

It’s so funny that the villain in the black tower has this side.

Ruan Mei stared at the black tower with a strange look, a little dazed.

"Heita, what is your hobby?"

After thinking about it, Ruan Mei decided to give in.

"If you really want to, I can accept it."

Heita, the person involved, was furious.

"Defamation, this is slander, I never said this."

ScrewGum said after a round of analysis.

"Conclusion: After a calm analysis, the voice is more than 99.99% similar to Ms. Heita's voice, and no traces of synthesis were found."

In a hurry, Heita started to explain his innocence without thinking.

"He has a star god standing behind him, and he is on good terms with Aha and Fuli, so he can definitely forge something like this."

After saying this, Heita felt as if he had let something slip, and hurriedly explained.

"I made it up, don't believe it."

But Fu Li showed up with a camera and greeted Yi Xunyuan.

"Little brother, you are so unkind that you don't even call me sister when seeing such an interesting scene."

"Luckily, I have a way to record it. Thank you for giving me such a good memory."

Fu Li touched Yi Xunyuan's head and fell into a state invisible to ordinary people.

As Fu Li appeared, Ruan Mei looked at Yi Xunyuan with burning eyes, as if she wanted to eat him up completely.

He is actually related to the Star God, and Fu Li even calls him his brother. What a relationship.

If you can study it thoroughly, you might be able to glimpse the mystery of the Star God.

Thinking of this, Ruan Mei made the same decision as Heita.

"Dear, I'm interested in..."

Heita pushed Ruan Mei away and shouted loudly.

"No, you're not interested."

If Ruan Mei had known this earlier, she wouldn't have tempted Yi Xunyuan to come to her Black Tower Space Station. Now there's one more person trying to snatch the person from her.

Ruan Mei pretended to be frail and fell to the ground.

"My dear, you see, Heita is so violent, it's better for him to be with me."

"Sister allows you to write correct characters on her thigh."

Heita obviously didn't expect Ruan Mei to be like this, and then she also gave it her all.

"I have hypersexuality, and I have 281 puppets and my real body, all at your mercy."

Yi Xunyuan: ...

Why do I feel like they have bad intentions? Are they really interested in me?

Since no matter which party he chooses, the other party will be unhappy, Yi Xunyuan chooses the third option.

He picked up Esta casually and rubbed the white slime.

"Sorry, pressed duck is more fun."

With Yi Xunyuan's actions, the little-known Esta became the focus.

Esta felt the restless Yi Xunyuan, the hostility from Heita and Ruan Mei, and the abnormal state of Silver Wolf.

If I had known this earlier, I would not have eaten this melon. Now the fire has burned myself.

Esta reminded Yi Xunyuan carefully.

"You've got the wrong person. I'm Ester."

Only then did Yi Xunyuan realize that it was no wonder that the size was wrong. He thought the pressed duck had grown up.

Then take the silver wolf into your arms, hug it left and right, and reach the peak of your life.

"It's okay, you are all my wings."

Then, Yi Xunyuan began to explain the advantages of Silver Wolf.

"Ban Ya's butt is a treasure. Fishnet stockings, shorts, and short skirts can satisfy all three wishes at once."

"This has a battery indicator, this has a mysterious switch, this has a pixel heart, and there are directional buttons."

"What's more, there's even a battery level indicator. The charging port..."

Silver Wolf tried to conceal these functions and said them in a joking tone.

"Actually, my charging port is right here..."

"You must be kidding. How could I possibly have something like that?"

But the screw Gumu next to him stabbed him in the back.

"Conclusion: the thing is real and can be run."

Silver Wolf was very angry, his own reputation was at stake.

The others thought secretly in their hearts: Star Core Hunter is quite fun to play.

Seeing that things were getting out of control, ScrewGum intervened again.

"Major problem, the simulated universe is still broken, how can I fix it?"

Silver Wolf looked slightly proud.

"It's so funny, you can't even fix this."

Black Tower looked at Silver Wolf unconvinced.

"Come if you can!"

The Silver Wolf came to the instrument simulating the universe like a king.

"Look, it's a piece of cake."

Silver Wolf confidently began to use ether to edit and repair it, but was soon defeated.

"There is no hope, just wait to die."

"Ether editing can't penetrate it at all."

Heita began to question the culprit.

"What exactly is the weapon you're experimenting with in there?"

Yi Xunyuan said casually.

"Ether phase engine, a kind of high technology."

"He is like Pandora's box, attracting one civilization after another, like moths to a flame, until the entire civilization is shattered."

The five people were all thinking: What kind of technology is this, a civilization trap?

"You just need Him to be strong."

Afterwards, Yi Xunyuan once again asked the system for help.

"Tongzi, can you help fix the simulated universe?"

[Use your Star Badge, He can repair it, and it is enough to draw the Ether Engine into reality.]

[30 consecutive losses in five-man team competition, what kind of matching mechanism is this? I don’t believe that I can’t win a game]

Yi Xunyuan: ...

Tongzi, you are playing with a girl, but you have lost thirty games in a row. How did you do it?