Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

After eating for a while, Yi Xunyuan finally filled his stomach. He lay lazily aside and burped.

As the saying goes, when you have enough food and clothing, you will think about sex, not to mention that his power is related to astringency.

On the other side, Fu Xuan was also full. She looked at the lazy Yi Xunyuan with interest, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

"Ahem, I suddenly want to eat grilled ham sausage, do you have any?"

Yi Xunyuan looked confused, not knowing which sausage Fu Xuan was talking about.

"What? Grilled ham?"

Fu Xuan chuckled and explained.

"It is a delicacy made by putting the ham sausage on the grill, sprinkling it with chili powder, chopped green onion, minced ginger and other seasonings and grilling it."

After saying that, Fu Xuan stared at Yi Xunyuan with a smile.

Yi Xunyuan's legs unconsciously clamped together and an embarrassed look appeared on his face.

Hiss, why does Fu Xuan have such perverted thoughts?

Fu Xuan couldn't help but laugh when he saw Yi Xunyuan's look.

"What are you thinking about, you little pervert?"

Yi Xunyuan was speechless and muttered to himself.

When did Type-C become so playful?

Fu Xuan sighed with pretended regret, then stood up and walked towards Yi Xunyuan.

"Oh, that's true. It's a pity that I can't eat it."

Yi Xunyuan

“How can I not eat it?”

After saying that, Yi Xunyuan waved his hand, and all the barbecue tools appeared in the room instantly.

Fu Xuan:......

To be honest, barbecue is really barbecue.

Fu Xuan saw that the style of painting was a bit off, so he started to do some science popularization himself.

"Smoking can produce dopamine, and so can falling in love."

"The dopamine in a cigarette lasts for about two hours, and it's not easy to get satisfied."

"Besides, smoking is bad for your health. It's like exchanging your life for happiness, which is not worth it."

"But I'm different. I won't cause any harm to your body, and I can do something more joyful than smoking."

Yi Xunyuan was stunned for a moment and reminded.

"Uh, but I don't smoke."

Fu Xuan frowned and said with some displeasure.

"You bastard, I have already given you this hint, why don't you understand? Your authority has been eaten by a dog."

Yi Xunyuan shrugged, his tone somewhat helpless.

“Just think of it as being eaten by a dog.”

Fu Xuan widened his eyes and said angrily.

"What do you mean? I've been your maid, I've eaten, I've drunk silk stockings milk tea, I'm full of energy now, and you did this."

"You'd better be more self-aware. I won't accept any excuses. You must go."

Hearing this, Yi Xunyuan suddenly asked.

"Have you heard of the thoughtless Kaven?"

Fu Xuan looked confused and had no idea what Yi Xunyuan was talking about.

"what?"

Even Qingque standing beside him looked confused.

Yi Xunyuan continued to explain.

"That card is the supreme symbol of Tomato, that card is the pinnacle of the dog author's craftsmanship."

Unfortunately, Fu Xuan didn’t understand this, and she interrupted Yi Xunyuan impatiently.

"What on earth are you talking about?"

Yi Xunyuan said with emotion.

"There is always a dog author on earth who dares to face the glory of tomatoes, but he falls down."

Fu Xuan looked at them blankly, having no idea what they were talking about.

She frowned and asked in confusion.

"So what exactly are you trying to say? Can you explain it to me more clearly?"

Yi Xunyuan still said some confusing words.

"Even if I tell you, you won't understand. I can only say that the author is tainted with ominousness and can't portray the bitterness."

Then, Yi Xunyuan smiled wickedly and said.

"Stop thinking about those embarrassing things. We are going to fight Dihuan Qiongyu. This time the stakes are bigger!"

When Qingque heard this, he immediately became energetic and said excitedly.

"Oh my, why didn't you tell me earlier? I've wanted to play for a long time, but there's no one here to play with me."

Fu Xuan nodded helplessly and sighed inwardly.

It's so sad, the atmosphere has been rendered so well...

She had been looking forward to a more exciting and tense game, but now it seems she can only accept reality.

Fu Xuan responded somewhat helplessly.

"Okay, in that case, let's get started."

"Wait, but there are only three of us in Dihuan Qiongyu. Have you figured out how to solve this problem?"

Yi Xunyuan slapped his head and realized that he had not considered the situation of insufficient number of people before.

Fu Xuan snorted and said confidently.

"Then let's play Landlord. There are just three of us, and we can bet big."

She seemed to have complete confidence in her card skills and was ready to show her skills in this game of Landlord.

Qingque said indifferently.

"Okay, Landlord Fight is not bad either."

Yi Xunyuan rubbed his hands excitedly, with anticipation glittering in his eyes.

"My friends, this is going to be a big gamble!"

So, the three of them sat around the table, shuffled and dealt the cards, preparing to start a wonderful game of Landlord.

Yi Xunyuan won! He didn't lose a single game, while Fu Xuan and Qing Que lost everything they had.

This is a big gamble!

Do you want to do it again?

Then why not go all out!

You can't give up like this.

Already lost miserably

Give me another chance!

Starting over will definitely work!

If you lose all, you will only be able to

偿！

Fu Xuan slammed the table angrily, a trace of unwillingness and anger on her face. She widened her eyes, obviously a little frustrated about losing.

"Impossible! How could I keep losing? According to my calculations, I can definitely win! There must be something wrong!"

Yi Xunyuan sat quietly aside, watching Fu Xuan's reaction, a smile flashed in his eyes.

Then he looked up at the sky and sighed softly.

"It's hard to defy God's will, so I have no choice but to take action."

Then he stood up and clapped his hands, attracting the attention of Fu Xuan and Qingque.

"Come on, Xiaoxuanzi, Xiaoquezi, I'll take you to bed."

Upon hearing this, Fu Xuan instantly broke free from his unwilling state, with anticipation and excitement flashing in his eyes.

She asked in a low voice, a hint of nervousness and excitement in her voice.

"Is it finally starting?"

Qingque frowned, seeming to be still immersed in the chess game.

"Wait, let me review the game again. I've even let the Emperor Huan Qiong Yu Star God possess me, so why can't I win?"

Yi Xunyuan looked at Qingque and was about to comfort her.

Yi Xunyuan suddenly felt a familiar breath, it was the Emperor Huan Qiongyu Star God.

Through his information, Yi Xunyuan understood why he won so badly. It turned out that this guy was the one who secretly plotted against him.

Tsk tsk tsk, if that’s the case, it would be strange if Qingque and Fu Xuan could win.

Afterwards, Yi Xunyuan carried the two into his dormitory, one in each hand.

"You bastard, you stole my panties again."

"Ah, so that's it."