Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

Not long after Sambo asked for help, the imperial artillery fire stopped.

However, before Sambo could be happy for long, he saw that the Imperial Army had rushed to the front line!

These imperial soldiers did not use any high-tech weapons, but instead held melee weapons such as wooden sticks and engineering shovels.

"For the Supreme Emperor, charge."

"We are invincible."

"Win the parliament and go home for the New Year."

"..."

The soldiers of the parliament did not use any hot weapons, but instead went forward with chairs, belts and other miscellaneous items!

In addition to this, the soldiers of the Council are a bit disorganized and somewhat irregular compared to the Empire.

One soldier complained as he picked up his superior's chair and prepared to fight.

"Damn it, the Empire is never going to stop. They're charging and I don't even have time to enjoy my vacation."

Another soldier put down his phone with a look of frustration, then picked up a belt and joined the fight.

"My ChuChu baby, I can't watch the live broadcast anymore."

A soldier cursed as he tightened his belt.

"What, again, I just shot at the Fiji Cup."

A soldier said, brandishing his third whip.

"I want to let the people of the Empire have a taste of the power of my whip. It's been a long time since I last had an intimate moment with my partner."

A soldier came up to his comrade next to him and started to unbuckle his belt, shouting.

"Brother, lend me your belt. I'll return it to you after this fight."

The soldier whose belt was borrowed was furious. He held up his trousers with his hands to prevent them from falling down, and shouted loudly: "Fuck! Give me back my belt! I can't go to the battlefield with my trousers held up!"

The soldier who had borrowed the belt smiled back and gave a seemingly ridiculous suggestion.

"You can take off your pants and show off your masculinity."

Upon hearing this proposal, the soldier whose belt was borrowed immediately fell silent. Isn't this asking him to walk his bird on the battlefield?

At this moment, next to him, a soldier sitting in a wheelchair watched helplessly as his wheelchair was snatched away by someone else, his heart filled with confusion.

Unable to stand, he had no choice but to crawl towards the battlefield, hoping to contribute to the battle.

"Look at me, my wheelchair was snatched away and rushed up, so now I can only crawl up."

Then the soldier pointed at the other soldiers around him and said.

"Look at the others. Even the lame ones are charging forward with their crutches. The blind ones are also trying to charge forward. They are all trying their best to fight for victory."

Having said this, the soldier suddenly turned around to look at the blind man, only to discover a surprising situation.

It turned out that the blind man was running in the wrong direction due to vision problems and rushed towards their own command post, and then he shouted anxiously.

"Blind man, you're running in the wrong direction! That's our own headquarters!"

He saw his commander Sambo being beaten by a blind soldier.

After hearing the sound, the blind soldier stopped what he was doing, but at this time, Sambo's face was already bruised and swollen, and it was obvious that he was seriously injured.

Sambo looked at the blind soldier with resentment and groaned in his heart.

Who in the family understands? Today I met a soldier from below.

He was staying well in the command center, but the soldiers from the parliament rushed in and beat him up with their guide sticks without saying a word.

Oh my God, how can there be such a deceiving soldier in this world?

Then, Sambo quickly pointed the blind soldier in the right direction and handed him a submachine gun, saying.

"Soldier, look carefully, the enemy is in this direction."

The blind soldier nodded gratefully, then used one hand to explore the way with his guide stick and the other hand to start shooting with his submachine gun.

However, due to his obstructed vision, he did not hit the enemy but instead injured many friendly troops by mistake.

"Damn, look carefully, I'm your teammate." A soldier who was shot couldn't help but curse.

"It's just our own fault." Another soldier complained.

Seeing this scene, Sambo shook his head helplessly, and then considerately gave a wheelchair and a pistol to the soldier who spoke out to stop the blind man's atrocities.

Anyway, these things are not mine, so I won't feel bad about giving them away. I can even secretly deduct a little and sell them for money. Anyway, all the weapons shipped to the front line are out of stock.

The soldier who got the wheelchair and pistol was very happy and saluted Sambo.

Now he didn't have to crawl to the battlefield, nor did he have to be stepped on by others.

He turned around and went to the battlefield in a wheelchair. After taking two steps, he picked up a pistol, fired two shots, and then continued to charge forward.

Seeing this, Sambo's mouth twitched. None of them was normal.

The two sides started a melee with no tactics at all.

The soldiers of the Parliament and the Empire wrestled with each other like street thugs, you hit me with a stick, I hit you with a whip, and we both made the other side scream.

Blind Man is like a fish in water in the battle, and neither teammates nor enemies want to get close to him.

Not only is he blind, anyone who gets close to him will be hit with a stick. The most important thing is that he can't even beat him.

Faced with these enemies, the imperial soldiers were almost collapsed.

Damn, are there no normal people among the soldiers of the parliament?

Let’s not talk about the warriors who walk their birds on the battlefield, because this is still barely normal.

The key point is that there are perverts here. As soon as they catch someone, they make him taste their whip and beat him madly.

Don’t you see what kind of environment this is? This is a battlefield.

They have been beaten to the point of being depressed. They come here to fight, not to be suffered.

There are also people in wheelchairs. My friend, since you are already in a wheelchair, don't charge forward.

It would have been fine if he had just charged in, but he also led the charge. However, he was pushed into a ditch by his own people and has not yet climbed out.

As for the blind man, no one cared about him, mainly because his ranged weapons were useless and he couldn't win in close combat, so they just left him alone.

An imperial soldier who had been abused by a blind man set his sights on a lame man with a cane.

If you can’t beat a blind man, can you beat a lame man?

I have a way to deal with the lame man. Just kick his good leg hard and he will be crippled.

As a result, before he could put his idea into practice, he was hit with a brick by another parliamentary soldier.

Sambo, who was staying in the command center, started to eat. No matter how intense the fighting was at the front line, he still had to eat.

Anyway, the war has been going on for so long and the result is nothing but a stalemate.

It was clearly a showdown between two top civilizations in the universe, but it ended up like this.

Just like a fight between two gangs of thugs, it's enough to hurt the other person, because you can't kill them anyway.

So, Sambo picked up his bowl and chopsticks and started eating.

Maybe God was against Sambo, and an imperial soldier rushed in.