Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

After Yi Xunyuan arrived with the fleet, he delegated the command power. He couldn't just let a half-baked person like himself take command.

I will just select all the units and press A.

Don't get involved in such a large-scale battle. It's better to be a mascot.

As command was decentralized, Chu Wanhang, the third speaker in charge of military affairs, began to take over the army.

He looked at the relevant intelligence and saw that it would be a difficult war.

As a battleship sails into this galaxy, it will become increasingly tired as time goes by until it falls asleep.

This is the situation when the lord is not around. As long as the lord is around, there is a way to deal with this situation.

"Someone, throw aphrodisiacs into this galaxy. It's the most primitive desire of life. I don't believe they can cut it off."

Following Chu Wanhang's order, all the fleet's missiles were replaced with missiles that released aphrodisiacs.

This wave of offensive will definitely cause the enemy to suffer a great loss.

As for why the fleet has this type of weapon, we have to thank Jiang Feng's customs and policies.

Although there are decent weapons, there are an outrageous number of dishonest weapons.

For example, the SeSe Mist is a strategic weapon that can put the galaxy into estrus, and the effect will be seen soon.

Hidden among these missile clusters is the SeSe Mist style.

In the face of these missiles, the Empire's defense system was activated to continuously intercept these missiles.

After these missiles exploded, a large amount of pink mist spread out, covering the entire galaxy.

Soon, all these missiles were intercepted in outer space.

This creates a large patch of pink mist in the galaxy, which continues to drift towards the nearby planets.

I don’t know what to do.

The imperial soldiers looked at the pink mist, not knowing what it was used for.

As a result, they did not dare to send out their fleets at will, for fear of being tricked.

But they still dispatched a number of unmanned warships and a small number of human-piloted warships to block the parliament and collect experimental data.

Imperial Command Room

Many officials watched the pink mist closely, just to make sure that it was harmless.

Their fleets will also warp over and engage in space combat.

Soon, the unmanned warship sailed into the pink mist and did not seem to have suffered any damage.

However, when the pink mists sensed someone approaching, they immediately and quickly enveloped the Imperial warships.

someone asked doubtfully.

"What on earth are those pink mists? Why do they seem to have consciousness?"

Another person replied.

"I don't know. According to what the Emperor said, it might have something to do with the astringency."

One person looked very confused and asked a question.

"Serious? This doesn't sound like the technology of a serious civilization!"

The person who was speaking suddenly stopped.

"Not sure, let's observe the situation first. At present, the unmanned warship has basically no problems, but wait..."

Because he found something wrong, which was a little beyond common sense.

This person's nervousness successfully made everyone else in the command room nervous.

the others asked nervously.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

The man was surprised and told what he had just discovered.

"This is impossible! How can a robot be in heat?"

Hearing this, others expressed confusion.

"(⊙o⊙) What? Our mechanical units don't have this function, right?"

Some scientists even said.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. I know our mechanical units well. They will never give birth."

The man pulled up the relevant video and spoke with facts.

On the big screen, the Empire's robots were leaning against the wall, giving birth like carbon-based life forms.

Seeing these, everyone's three views were ruined. What kind of ridiculous technology is this?

Some people thought of the pink mist and cursed.

"It's the side effects of those pink mists. Damn, I knew there was something wrong with those mists."

"This doesn't make sense. Our robot unit actually gave birth, and it really did."

Someone asked in disbelief.

"What the hell? You're telling me that silicon-based life can give birth? I really can't believe it."

Another person said excitedly, pointing at the screen.

"Don't disbelieve it, our battleship has also given birth!"

Hearing this, everyone turned their eyes to the big screen.

The picture displayed on the screen was shocking. Their unmanned warship was giving birth to a baby, and it came out from the power jet at the back.

Everyone was stunned, and someone murmured to himself.

"Damn it, it's really like that."

Suddenly someone thought of it.

"Fuck, our soldiers and mechanical units are like this, so what about our soldiers now? Go and contact them quickly."

Soon, the command room began to contact the soldiers above.

Soon, the figure of the commander in space appeared on the big screen.

His posture was still upright, but fatigue was evident in him.

It's like, it's like it becomes vague if you direct it too much.

The general in the command room raised his own question.

"How are you doing?"

The commander replied immediately.

"Reporting to the commander, the Seventh Fleet should have 3032 people on board, and the actual number is ."

As soon as these words were spoken, someone immediately made a sharp explosion.

"How many? More than 50,000 people? That's almost twenty times more."

"What's going on? Did you give birth to him?"

"Can men give birth to children? You are talking nonsense. If I remember correctly, there should be only more than a hundred female soldiers on the ship."

"You remember correctly."

"It's pretty cool. I don't even know what to say."

Faced with these speculations, the commander twitched his mouth and responded.

“Some are, some aren’t, but most are.”

There was silence, and then someone exclaimed.

"Someone pinch me."

"What do you mean by some are and some are not?"

The commander's expression was very complicated and his voice was very difficult.

"Under the influence of the pink mist, I also have that ability, even..."

As he was talking, he fell silent, and there was a little child next to him.

Everyone in the command room fell silent, in front of them.

Afterwards, all the top leaders of the empire were furious.

"Sanctioning them for daring to use such evil weapons shows that the Deconstruction Parliament is definitely not a good person."

"That's right. We are acting on behalf of Heaven and clearing away the scourge of the universe. This kind of butter civilization should not exist."

"Mom, I want to go home. This universe is so weird. I don't want to have a baby."

"..."

However, at this moment, the commander, who was suffering from the pink mist in space, suddenly screamed.

"what!"

The scream broke the quarreling atmosphere in the command room, and everyone turned their eyes to him.

Others in the command room asked anxiously.

"What's wrong? What happened?"

The commander took a deep breath, calmed himself down, and then spoke.

"Nothing, just an experiment. I didn't expect it to be successful."

Someone asked curiously.

"What experiment?"

The commander explained with a serious face.

"I found that if I cut off the extra two taels of flesh from my body, I would become immune to the pink mist and no longer be affected by it."

Hearing this, the other man looked at him in horror.

"WOC! So you just..."

The commander nodded and said.

"Yes, I have cut that piece of flesh off."

The entire command room fell into silence and everyone looked at each other.

After a while, a general finally asked.

"So what should we do now? Should we follow his example?"

Others echoed and expressed their agreement, but some also raised questions.

"But, can you really bear it?"

Faced with these questions, the commanders began to discuss and try to find a solution that was both safe and effective.

Meanwhile, the pink mist outside the fleet continued to spread, threatening them.