Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

Before Yi Chen could continue running out like crazy, a naked guy also ran out.

"Yi Chen, stop right there and finish your government affairs before going crazy."

"The world is vast, but handling government affairs is the most important."

After saying that, the guy dragged the crazy Yi Chen back.

Yi Xunyuan: ...

Shang Lu said to Yi Xunyuan.

"My Lord, please wait a moment. I will take you in."

Afterwards, Shang Lu pushed Yi Xunyuan into the highest administrative center filled with resentment.

Under Shang Lu's guidance, Yi Xunyuan came to a meeting room.

Soon, other speakers came in one after another.

There are those who are exhausted and crazy, dead people, exhibitionists, sloppy and unrecognizable people, and semi-mechanical transformations...

Anyway, Yi Xunyuan didn’t find a normal person here.

Well, Shang Lu is better.

Yi Xunyuan sat upright on the main seat, with the deceased First Speaker Jiang Feng sitting on his left, and the Second Speaker Shang Lu on his right.

The other nine speakers also sat in their respective seats.

Among them, the eighth speaker Chu Xi asked with a silly smile on his face.

"My Lord, how long will you stay this time?"

Seeing this, the third speaker Chu Wanhang hurriedly reminded.

"Chu Xi, please be aware of the situation. Don't attack the Lord at this time."

After Chu Xi muttered something to show that he understood, he turned his gaze to Yi Xunyuan again, still savoring the taste that belonged to Yi Xunyuan.

At this time, the Fifth Speaker (name to be determined) asked cautiously.

"My Lord, are you going to use that ritual?"

Yi Xunyuan nodded slightly to show his affirmation.

"Yes."

Then, the tenth speaker Di Siyi asked further questions.

"So when do you plan to hold it?"

Yi Xunyuan said without thinking.

"Naturally the sooner the better."

The seventh speaker Xuan Li did not forget to remind Yi Xunyuan.

"My Lord, it's not that I want to stop you, but this ceremony is a little strange. I hope you can understand."

Yi Xunyuan was a little confused and didn't understand how strange the ceremony could be.

"strangeness?"

The 11th Speaker nodded and said.

"It's really strange. You'll know when you get there."

Yi Xunyuan

"Okay, by the way, can someone introduce this ceremony to me?"

Before the other speakers could speak, the first speaker, Jiang Feng, suddenly sat up straight as if resurrected from the dead, and spoke excitedly.

"My Lord, let me help you solve your doubts!"

Then he began to explain incessantly, as if a serious and responsible teacher was giving a lecture.

However, Yi Xunyuan became more and more sleepy the more he listened, and finally he successfully fell asleep.

Really, it's very hypnotic.

In short, Yi Xunyuan slept for as long as Jiang Feng explained.

After an unknown amount of time, the First Speaker Jiang Feng finally finished his explanation.

"In short, you will gather the power of our entire civilization and transform it into the will of civilization."

Then, Jiang Feng saw a table full of people sleeping, which was a speechless incident.

Yi Xunyuan asked in a daze.

"Ah? Are you done? Is there any danger?"

The third speaker, Chu Wanhang, shook his dazed head and said.

"No, we were born because of you, so there will be no side effects for you."

When Yi Xunyuan heard this, he immediately became excited.

"Okay, let's go now without further ado. After I'm promoted, I'll approve your vacation."

As soon as these words were spoken, all the chairmen looked at Yi Xunyuan at the same time, with anticipation glittering in their eyes.

They asked in unison.

"really?"

Yi Xunyuan chuckled and said.

"Of course it's true. I see you're all so tired. You really need to take a good rest."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a burst of cheers at the scene.

"Yeah, Lord Eternal! I don't want to deal with these government affairs anymore."

"Finally I have a vacation, I can relax."

"What, a holiday? There really is one? Ever since I became the Lord Speaker, I've always thought it was a legend."

"Woo woo~ It's not easy."

"Wait, what about government affairs? Otherwise the parliament will be shut down."

"It's not that difficult to solve. Just let the MPs handle it. Anyway, I will get angry with anyone who wants to interfere with my vacation."

"Me too."

"..."

With the motivation of Yi Sun-yeon approving the vacation, the eleven speakers became more active.

The atmosphere in the highest administrative center suddenly turned from cloudy to sunny. The originally thick black fog disappeared in an instant, and the sunlight spread here again.

After that day, the good days for the congressmen were over.

They recalled the fear of work.

With Yi Xunyuan's order and the temptation of vacation.

The eleven speakers quickly prepared for the ceremony, so Yi Xunyuan didn't have to wait too long.

Yi Xunyuan looked at the special magic circle on the ground and the various ritual objects around it, which perfectly matched his fantasy of the ceremony.

The only drawback was that there was a big pot in the middle of the venue with unlit firewood underneath.

What is this for? Steaming the ingredients?

Yi Xunyuan pointed at the big pot and asked puzzledly.

"What's the use of that big pot?"

The second speaker, Shang Lu, said mysteriously.

"That's not just any big pot. That's the big pot in Wang Wei's poem."

Yi Xunyuan: ???

The First Speaker Jiang Feng kicked Shang Lu aside with a flying kick. It can be seen that this kick was due to personal grudges.

Then, Jiang Feng explained.

"Don't listen to Shang Lu's nonsense. This is an important instrument for the ceremony."

After hearing this explanation, Yi Xunyuan didn't care too much.

"Is that so? Then can we start now?"

The First Speaker Jiang Feng nodded and responded.

"of course."

Then, the eleven speakers gathered in front of Yi Xunyuan and laughed strangely.

Yi Xunyuan looked at the eleven people in front of him and instinctively felt something was wrong. He asked nervously.

"Wait, what are you guys doing?"

"What else can I do? Complete your ritual, of course."

"Hey, let's just complete the ritual, why are you taking off my clothes?"

"My Lord, clothes are a hindrance to the ceremony."

"Why is it a hindrance? I think you are greedy for my body."

"Don't worry about it. We won't hurt you anyway."

"Chu Xi, please watch out, the Lord will be gone soon."

"Got it. Before the Lord completes his promotion, let me have another taste of the Lord. It won't be so easy in the future."

"..."

After a period of time, Yi Xunyuan was completely drained by Chu Xi, and there was really not a drop left.

Afterwards, Yi Xunyuan was placed in the big pot in the middle, and the firewood on the ground was ignited by the flames.

After Chu Xi tasted it, Yi Xunyuan no longer had the strength to struggle and collapsed in the pot.

Each speaker also came to their respective positions and used their own power to start the ceremony.

The second speaker, Shang Lu, came to Yi Xunyuan and said.

"My Lord, please bear with it for now. It really doesn't hurt at all."

Then, Shang Lu began to peel carrots and put cabbage into the pot...

Don't forget to add salt, pepper and other seasonings.

"My Lord, please have a few sips of cooking wine to liven up the flavor."

Yi Xunyuan: ...