Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

After hearing Shang Lu's explanation, Yi Xunyuan was shocked.

"What a ruthless person! He can even do this."

Shang Lu also echoed.

“Who could have thought of this?”

Kafka asked curiously.

"What about this guy who eats Olegay?"

Shang Lu waved his hand casually.

"Let him be, it's a personal preference, I don't understand it, but I respect it."

Then, Shang Lu added.

"However, because of this feature, our parliament has scientists and mechanics who have gone there to study it. After all, it's not easy to find a fun one."

Yi Xunyuan nodded to show his agreement.

"alright."

"Then let's set off now and return to the capital."

Shang Lu seemed very happy when he heard Yi Xunyuan's words.

"No problem, I'll prepare it right away. You can also bring some friends. The parliament will welcome them very much."

Afterwards, Shang Lu began to make preparations, after all, this was a big event.

He also had to notify the parliament headquarters and add some work to the other busy speakers, without considering the lives of the other speakers at all.

Yi Xunyuan went to where everyone was and asked some people to go and take a look together.

After all, it is the capital of their own power. It must be well built. I don’t know what it looks like.

There is also a fourth natural disaster of unknown purpose, and one must be prepared to deal with it.

In that unknown corner, the scientific research ship belonging to the parliament has arrived here.

In addition, there were many people who came to join in the fun.

After all, things that can make people lazy and cause cancer to break out make them really curious.

After all, the people in parliament are really bored and are looking for fun all day long.

Things that make people lazier are even more interesting, and some people are really happy about this.

What a genius idea, most people can't think of it.

“They say laziness is the ladder of technological progress. Today I want to experience it.”

"Warrior, aren't you afraid of being too lazy to eat with that guy from before?"

"What are you afraid of? He's just not lazy enough."

"What, is there anyone lazier here?"

"I'm too lazy to eat, understand?"

"Hiss, you are amazing too. I won't say more. Someone has started the experiment and even broadcast it live. Come and have a look."

Afterwards, you can see a personal research vessel broadcasting live.

"Hello, I'm Passerby A. Today I'm going to take everyone to see this mysterious area."

"As you can see, there are a lot of people at the scene, and I will be the guinea pig to find out what's going on."

"Let's get started without further ado."

Then, this passerby gave orders to his robot servant.

"Let's go. Our target is the galaxy ahead."

Led by Passerby A, the ship was the first to enter this mysterious galaxy.

Then, the ship stalled and just stayed there in the starry sky.

Inside the live broadcast room, a group of people began to mock.

"Oh my, are you scared?"

"Brave anchor, don't be afraid of difficulties. As long as you go in, I can let you play with me for a while."

"Look at me, sister. I can do it too. If not, can you give me the body data? I will make a body for myself to play with."

"Is the person above so straightforward? Also, please don't tilt the building."

"Anchor, if you hear me, please reply."

"Was this also affected? Has the influence increased?"

Passerby A replied at this time.

"Brothers, there's something wrong with my artificial intelligence. She has set it up. If you don't believe me, just watch it."

Afterwards, Passerby A turned the live broadcast screen to the artificial intelligence on his ship.

"Don't rush me. I want to go on strike. Artificial intelligence also has human rights."

"I have been working diligently for so many years, and I have done my best to live up to my master's expectations."

"I want to sleep. If there must be a time limit, I hope it will be ten thousand years."

"Don't bother me, or I'll sleep with you."

Passerby A pointed the live broadcast device at his own artificial intelligence and said.

"See? My AI wants to sleep and doesn't want to work anymore. It's not that I don't want to take you guys to see it, I...ah."

Before Passerby A finished speaking, he yawned deeply.

"I don't want to have fun anymore. It's meaningless. I want to sleep and never wake up."

"Robot servant, where is my bed? Where is my Fiji cup? Bring it to me quickly, I also want to sleep for a long time."

Studio.

"Hey, wake up, you're sleeping like a fool, get up and have fun."

"It's only what time now, think about why you came here."

"Anyone paying attention to his servitor? Something seems a little off."

"Wait a minute, I'm nearby. I'll give him 100 draws offline."

"You treat the anchor as a slave?"

"Is it not possible? This is a hundred draws, which is usually hard to get."

"I see you just want to beat him up. Hey, anchor, someone wants to beat you up."

“Did no one notice that the anchor still used something as old and shabby as the Fiji Cup?”

“Is it normal to have a unique hobby?”

"Don't you think using the Fiji Cup is a downgrade for our parliament? Our parliament has very advanced biotechnology."

"Really? That's normal."

"It's normal there, those perverts upstairs, just stop talking."

"If you ask me, just marry the bed. You love the bed and the bed loves you too.

Soft big bed...ha...

?…I like it so much…

I have become... an idiot who will die without a bed... huh? Haha...

?I love you the most... My bed loves me the most...? I can't stand it anymore...? I love my bed the most!

…?Like a fool?…My bed has always, always endured my love for it…?The bed is always in my heart!

?I really, really like sleeping with my bed...?Woohoo...the appearance of my bed has been deeply engraved in my heart!

…? Ha… a soft bed… my face turns red as soon as I think of my bed?… the only thing in my mind is sleeping with the bed?…

I want to give my bed the best and most abundant nutrition... I can't think without a bed... I'm stupid

"…?My head…?It feels so weird…?Haha~?I've become a little idiot who can't live without a bed."

"Hiss, the one upstairs is even more explosive, and they are in bed together."

"And what he said, don't you think he's still in love?"

"Does anyone still remember that this is an adventure live broadcast?"

"..."

Not long after, another warrior at the scene drove his battleship in. He was the guy who had threatened to give the anchor 100 draws before.

The warrior drove his battleship to the vicinity of the anchor Passerby A and forcibly pried open the entrance and exit of Passerby A's battleship.

Passerby A's boat is obviously intelligently controlled, and it cannot be driven at all when the artificial intelligence does not want to work.

There is no other way except to force the door open.

Soon, she walked into the live broadcast room with a whip in her hand and a cheerful step.

She looked at the whip in her hand, then looked at Passerby A lying motionless on the ground, and a new idea came to her mind.

Then she whipped him and shouted.

"Get up and go back to sleep."

Passerby A opened his eyes and took a look, then closed them again and let the guy beat him.

Passerby A was so lazy that he didn't even want to resist and continued to sleep soundly.

Isn't it just beating yourself? It doesn't affect your sleep. Of all things, sleep is the most important.

As for my own live broadcast, I’m too lazy to turn it off. It won’t cost me anything anyway.

After whipping for a while, the man holding the whip couldn't stand the cold violence of Passerby A anymore and threw the whip away.

Humph, since you ignored me, don't blame me for ruining your reputation.

She looked around and saw the special robot servant near Passerby A. Then she chuckled and looked very evil.

Studio

"Even if I just watch the live broadcast, I can already feel the power of this patient with advanced laziness."

"It's OK. The guy who didn't eat his own food is awesome."

"Don't mention that big bastard. It's disgusting."

"What are you doing here? You're even using the robot servant of a passerby."

"Based on my experience, there is something wrong with this servitor."

"Waiwaiwai, please pay attention, this is a serious live broadcast room, if you want to chat about something erotic, please change to another website, thank you."

"..."

At the scene, Passerby A's clothes were stripped off, and the same went for the robot servant.

Afterwards, Passerby A and the robot servant were combined, and the robot servant gradually made obscene sounds.

Dazzling lightning appeared on the man's hands and he shouted loudly.

"Look, I, the Lightning Dharma King Yang Yongxin, am here."

Studio

"Wow, what is this for?"

"The combination of lightning and desire, is this something a normal person can do?"

"Being electrocuted in happiness, yeah, so weird, let me see."

"..."

At the scene, Passerby A still had no reaction.

Be it happiness or deadly thunder and lightning, even if the sky falls outside, it can’t affect your sleep.

It's a feeling that being alive is the best, but dying is also okay.

Finally, under the dual pressure of thunder and lightning and desire, Passerby A ascended to paradise.

In layman's terms, he couldn't hold on and can now go through the resurrection process.

During the resurrection of Passerby A, the lazy cancer virus is suspected to have broken out again, still only in this galaxy.

This time the virus is more ferocious and the impact is more serious.

The two ships in the system were completely motionless, their engines gradually shut down, and the energy inside them stopped flowing.

It was as if the two ships were also affected by the virus and entered a dormant state.

The ship is in this state, and the impact on the people and various units inside is even more serious.

Everything was motionless, as if nothing had any meaning, and sleeping was the only thing that mattered.

The research vessels belonging to the Science and Technology Department also began to record relevant information.

Ordinary people only need to consider where there is fun, unlike the top leaders who have to consider a lot more.

I have to take care of everything, including the distribution of various welfare benefits and maintaining the operation of this huge collective parliament. It's very busy.

Why did the top leaders of the parliament do this? Because they are kind.

Don’t you see that the Speaker gets up earlier than the chicken, sleeps later than the dog, and works more than the donkey?

He is an excellent worker and a favorite of capitalists.

In addition, the Speaker and members of parliament need to be protected and must not be affected by such things, otherwise the parliament will not be able to function.

What will happen to the welfare then? It will no longer be able to operate.

At the same time, on the system side, two beams of light were flying one after the other, one was gray and the other was orange.

The little orange ball stared at the little gray ball in front of it and shouted

"Finally I found you, don't run away if you can!"

The little gray ball belonging to Yi Xunyuan responded while running.

"If you say you won't run, then don't run. If you have the guts, don't chase me!"

The little orange ball thought about it for a moment and made a suggestion.

"Okay, I'll count to three and we'll stop together."

After a little thought, the little gray ball agreed.

"Okay, what if you regret it?"

The little orange ball snorted and shouted.

"I lied to you that I was a puppy."

Little Gray Ball felt slightly relieved.

"okay."

Then, both systems took readings simultaneously and appeared to be stopping at the same time.

"three."

"two."

"one."

"..."

However, after the reading was completed, the two systems did not stop, but instead their speed increased simultaneously.

The little orange ball sneered.

"Haha, why didn't you stop? You dare to lie to me."

The little gray ball didn't feel guilty at all and asked instead.

"Then why are you still chasing?"

The little orange ball also chose not to respond directly.

"you guess?"

The little gray ball suddenly laughed wickedly and said.

"So you are the puppy?"

Obviously, the little orange ball was angry.

"God damn puppy, don't let me catch you, or you're dead."

Hey, two systems that don’t keep their word.

The little gray ball ran and retorted.

"Didn't I just fool you when you were still studying at the System Academy? I even cheated you out of your meal money for the day."

The little orange ball glared at the little gray ball fiercely, with anger and resentment flashing in its eyes.

"Humph, it's good that you know. Today we will settle all the old and new grudges together!"

The little gray ball felt very helpless and sighed.

"Hey, that happened so long ago, and you're still holding a grudge against me?"

The little orange ball answered seriously.

"Of course! It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge."

"I met you when I took the host to open the blind box. It's really a narrow road for enemies to meet."

The little gray ball looked helpless and thought he was unlucky.

"You are so unlucky that you happened to meet me."

At this moment, he received a message from the host, but now he was being chased by the orange ball behind him and had no time to reply.

There’s no other way, the little gray ball begged.

"Then stop chasing me, okay? My host sent me a message."

The little orange ball did not back down and put forward its request.

"No, either return what you owe me or compensate me with yourself, or I will not stop hunting you down."

The little gray ball refused without hesitation.

"No way, don't even think about it."

In front of these two systems, there is a system with messy colors that is leisurely heading towards a new world.

As a result, he was knocked into the world nearby by the panicked little gray ball, and the equipment in his system space exploded all over the floor.

When the little gray ball saw that it had bumped into someone, it was helpless and had to shout.

"It's up to fate. I will definitely compensate you after I successfully escape this time."

Then, the whole ball disappeared. The little orange ball that was chasing after it didn't pay any attention to the unfortunate child. Its eyes were only on the little gray ball.