Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

Then, Yi Xunyuan said to Kong.

"How is it? How are my men?"

Unlike what Yi Xunyuan had imagined, Kong made a sharp explosion.

"Please take care of your people and stop rummaging through my things."

“Also, where did they get those fluffy capes and masks?”

Then someone explained.

"I took it from those short guys outside. It's so hot and they're wearing so many clothes. Let's help them cool down."

"What I took was still relatively small, but now there are people snatching it away over there?"

"Those little guys are so cute. I want to get one."

Sora: "They are my subordinates."

After feeling Kong's gaze, Yi Xunyuan coughed twice.

"Don't look at me, this is normal."

At this time, Yuanshang walked in crying.

"Your Highness, please make the decision for me."

Seeing Yuan Shang's look, Kong was obviously stunned for a moment.

It's really that Yuanshang's current appearance is full of contrast.

A tall figure, domineering clothes, a jelly-like head, and eyes as big as green beans.

The contrast is too strong.

"Yuan Shang, where's your helmet?"

Yuanshang pointed outside the palace and explained.

"A group of bandits came outside. They robbed everyone they saw. The Abyss Mage was robbed of everything except his body."

"That's when I lost my helmet. The most important thing is that we can't win."

"Those who were baptized in serious sins were stripped down to their underwear."

Ying showed an expression that I didn't understand but was extremely shocked.

Finally, I couldn't help but ask.

"Are your men so poor?"

Yi Xunyuan thought for a moment and explained.

"Robbery is just a hobby, I do it for the love of it."

Fluorescent and empty: 6

At this time, someone dug out a strange book.

"Hey, why are there study materials here? Let me take a look."

Kong took a quick glance and hurried forward to snatch the book back.

"Don't turn it over, give it back to me."

But the guy had already opened it, took a look at it, and lost interest.

"It turns out to be a pornographic comic. I thought it recorded something interesting."

Ying turned her death-like gaze towards Kong.

"Butter comics? Brother, you are living a very comfortable life."

After another round of chaos, Yi Xunyuan took Kong and Ying to the flagship to prepare for the Teyvat meeting.

Here in the abyss, only the people of the parliament are left to hunt for treasure.

Flagship Meeting Room

Zhongli, Wendy and Lei Dian really looked at the little grass god who was also invited.

Nashida looked at the many seniors and felt very nervous, her ears drooping unconsciously.

The two big eyes kept blinking, and the gaze kept moving back and forth between them.

"Hello, seniors."

Wendy looked at it for a while, spread out her hands and said with a smile.

"Would you like a drink?"

Zhongli reminded Wendy lightly.

"She's only 500 years old."

Wendy's expression changed instantly, her eyes moved back and forth between Zhongli and Nashida, her tone full of surprise.

"How did this thing survive the Demon War?"

Zhongli slapped Wendy aside and explained.

"She never participated in the Demon God War. She wasn't even born during that time. You must have drunk fake wine."

Wendy said stubbornly.

"No."

Their actions successfully scared Nashida. How could the two seniors start fighting like this?

Lei Dianzhen reached out and touched Nashida's head, saying with a smile.

"Don't worry about these details. Zhongli and Wendy have a very good relationship."

Nashida nodded. What a strange relationship.

When Lei Dianzhen saw Nashida, the good girl, and compared her with Ying, he felt helpless.

It's only been a short time since I was born, and my wife has been tortured into such a state.

I raised my head and glanced at the silly figure who was eating dessert.

Lei Dianying took a look at the dessert in his hand, thinking that his sister wanted to eat it too, so he handed it to her.

"Sister, have dessert."

Raiden Shin: ...

While the gods were talking, leaders from various countries were also gathering together.

Ningguang looked at the other leaders, while Ganyu, who came with her, entered her lunch break.

The ones who came from Mondstadt were Jean and Diluc, the acting leader of the Knights of Favonius and the former cavalry captain.

The ones who came from Inazuma were Yaegamiko and Koganomiya Shinkai, the chief priest of Narukami Taisha Shrine and the leader of the resistance army on Kaijima, which was quite normal.

People from Zhidong, Natta and Fontaine have not arrived yet.

As for the remaining people from Xumi, the disciplinary officer Saino was relatively normal.

The other one was a bit strange. He was neither a great sage nor any other sage. He seemed to be just an ordinary clerk.

His official position is a bit low, but he was invited to represent Xumi, so he must have something outstanding.

"Mr. Elhaisen..."

Before Ningguang could finish her words, Elhaisen interrupted her.

"I know what you want to ask, but I don't know the details."

"The great sage Azar was right in front of them, but they refused to recognize him and said he was an imposter."

"I said I was not a great sage, but just an ordinary clerk, but no one believed me."

"And he was so sure that I was the Great Sage. To be honest, I don't know why."

"If I could, I wouldn't want to come at all."

Everyone else fell into deep thought, Xumi was so magical.

Looking at everyone, Seno decided to liven up the atmosphere at this time, so he stepped forward.

"Do you know what part of the body El Haisen likes?"

The bitter Yae Shinko successfully misunderstood and smiled slightly with her hands covering her mouth.

"Is this something you can say? Xumi is so open-minded."

Seno crossed his arms and explained.

"It's the ears, because Al (Ear) Haisen, what are you thinking about?"

As soon as these words came out, the atmosphere suddenly became cold.

Elhaisen silently put on his headphones and turned the volume up to the maximum.

"Aqiu." Ganyu woke up successfully, tightened her clothes, and said with a strange look on her face.

"Why is it so cold? I have a cold."

Seeing that the atmosphere was not getting lively, Seno decided to tell those few jokes that he had kept hidden away.

"Do you know who won the race between me and my good friend Tinari?"

Seeing that no one answered the call, Qin took it herself.

"Is it your Excellency?"

Saino shook his head and said.

"No, it's Tinari, because he's a reflex arc."

Qin:......

I shouldn't have taken up this topic. It made me feel even colder.

The more Seno spoke, the more excited he became.

"Do you know where I went after I lost the game?"

"The answer is Wangshu Inn, because Wangshu Inn."

Seno was getting into the groove and continued.

"Then we had a run, guess who won?"

“The answer is me, because Wuhu took off.”

In this warm room, no one felt any warmth, but instead it felt like it was the coldest time of the year.

Even Lu Guoba couldn't hold on and interrupted the casting of Seno's spell.

"That's enough, stop talking."

Yi Xunyuan, who had just walked into the meeting room, also felt the chill and sneezed several times.

"Did we go to the wrong room? It looks like an ice cellar."