Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

After a period of time, Gui Naifen completed the preliminary preparations for the live broadcast.

Various props were brought onto the stage, and Aha was looking at them, thinking about how to play with them later.

Yi Xunyuan looked at the flying knife in his hand and accepted the knowledge instilled by the system.

Seeing that everything was almost ready, Gui Naifen opened the live broadcast room.

"Family, welcome to Xiao Guizi's live broadcast room. This time I have prepared a big event for you."

After Gui Naifen opened the live broadcast room, a large number of viewers flocked in.

"First, grab the couch."

"Here it comes. I feel uncomfortable if I don't watch Xiao Guizi's live broadcast for a day."

"What's the live broadcast going to be about this time? I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

"..."

Gui Naifen started to set traps for the audience in the live broadcast room

"Family, do you know who I met?"

"Xiao Guizi, I'll keep you in suspense for now. I can tell you that this is a big shot, a man who is famous throughout the universe."

The barrage area began to scroll, and people speculated who it was.

"Who? We can't guess."

"Has Big Brother Bang arrived at the scene?"

"Could it be a Star God? This definitely fits the bill."

"How could it be a Star God? If it were, I would eat the keyboard."

“I think it’s the geniuses in the genius club.”

"The one upstairs, but the genius is not alive."

"..."

After a heated discussion, the passing gold sand was successfully live-streamed by Gui Naifen.

"Woc, gold dust? Is this real?"

"This is a script, right? Sha Jin is a senior executive of the company, how could he appear here?"

"But didn't Xiao Guizi say there was an important person? The gold dust also meets this requirement."

"..."

Seeing that the atmosphere was almost created, Gui Naifen turned the camera in the live broadcast room to the target person.

"In fact, some people have almost guessed it. The important person I met is Changle Tianjun - Aha."

When Aha appeared in the live broadcast room, the audience was quite surprised, but also understandable.

After all, what can you say about Aha, the star god? He can do anything for fun.

It's no surprise that it appears anywhere.

"Changle Tianjun! It's actually Changle Tianjun."

"The job of being an anchor is really big. Even the star gods are here."

"Wait a minute, where is that guy who was eating and drinking for free in front of you? I'm waiting for you to start live broadcast and eat the keyboard."

“Then the gold dust is real too?”

“This live broadcast will go down in history.”

"..."

Gui Naifen continued.

"Not only did I invite Lord Changle, he also agreed to cooperate with Xiao Guizi's acrobatic performance."

"Later, the family will be able to see Master Aha perform things like breaking a stone with his chest."

The traffic in the live broadcast room increased rapidly, and more people came to watch because of Aha’s joining.

Let the star god perform acrobatics, he is really a qualified entertainer.

"It's so much fun, let Aha perform."

"Thanks to the Internet, otherwise we wouldn't be able to see this kind of scene."

"It's unthinkable to ask a star god to perform acrobatics for us."

"Is this really something we can watch? We won't be murdered to silence us, right?"

"Star God, hehehe, joy is singing and dancing for me."

"After watching this live broadcast, I was a little boastful when I went out. The Star God has performed for us."

"Who is that person with Aha? The new Joy Order?"

"..."

At the scene, Aha was lying on the ground, covered with a large stone slab.

The person in front of him was Yi Xunyuan holding a big hammer. He had a sly smile on his face and was ready to strike back at any time.

"Are you ready?"

Aha looked at the strong Yi Xunyuan and said weakly.

"Remember to be gentle, Aha is afraid of pain."

Yi Xunyuan looked at Aha with a complicated expression and said.

"I'm afraid of the pain. How much harm can I, an ordinary person, cause to you?"

Although Yi Xunyuan said this, Aha still spoke weakly.

"Yeah, but it's better to be gentle."

Yi Xunyuan was silent for a moment, stared at Aha on the ground, and shouted loudly.

"Ahaha, take my blow."

In a flash, Yi Xunyuan picked up the hammer and smashed the stone slab on Aha's body hard.

Unfortunately, Yi Xunyuan's strength was too small and he failed to smash the stone slab.

Aha showed a mocking expression and said sarcastically.

"Liwei, do you want to eat?"

Yi Xunyuan was stunned for a moment, then became furious and kept hitting the stone slab with a hammer.

But after smashing it for a long time, the stone slab remained the same.

Gui Naifen, who was standing next to him, couldn't bear to watch it anymore and stepped forward to speak.

"How about I do it? There is a technique to breaking a rock with your chest."

Yi Xunyuan rejected Gui Naifen's kindness because he was too drunk.

"No, I just don't believe it can't be broken open."

After a period of time, the slab remained intact.

Yi Xunyuan successfully became anxious and asked the system for an enhanced version of C4.

When Ah Ha saw this, he was not panicked at all and continued to laugh.

"He's anxious, he's anxious."

Under Aha's gaze, Yi Xunyuan installed the C4 explosives on the stone slab.

I just don’t believe it. A hammer can’t break it open, and a bomb can’t blow it open either.

In Gui Naifen's live broadcast room, the barrage of comments was scrolling wildly.

"You're getting impatient now. I, the Star God of Joy, haven't even used my full strength yet."

"She looks pretty, but she's so weak."

"Using such an old explosive as C4, how disrespectful is this?"

"If Aha can be hurt by this explosive, I will eat the public toilet in Pier Point directly."

"Isn't this the one who just cheated on me for food and drink? Here we go again."

"For no other reason than to watch you eat."

"..."

After seeing these comments, Gui Naifen's mouth twitched. The style of the comments was a bit strange.

How did that family member start to cheat for food and drinks?

On Yi Xunyuan's side, in order to prevent accidental injuries to people, Sha Jin considerately put a layer of shield on everyone.

As Yi Xunyuan pressed the detonation button, the C4 exploded instantly.

Dust was raised all over the sky, covering the stage.

The system looked at the dust that was raised, waved its short hands, and the dust was cleared away directly.

Aha, here, the stone slab was successfully shattered by the full power of the C4 explosives.

Aha also suffered, he was covered in dust and dirt, just like a fleeing refugee.

He coughed a few times and looked at Yi Xunyuan with a resentful expression.

"Ahem, are you going to kill me, friend?"

"Isn't it just that the stone slab can't be broken? Is it necessary to use this kind of explosives?"

Yi Xunyuan turned his face away unconsciously when he saw Aha's resentful look.

However, Aha didn't care too much. This was the first time he felt injured by explosives.

It’s a really good experience.

"Okay, okay, Aha won't care about this."

"Hurry up and prepare for the next one. Aha wants to experience it well."

In Gui Naifen's live broadcast room

"The one who's eating and drinking for free, come out quickly."

"That's right, I also want to see how you eat in a public toilet."

"I have a friend I really want to meet."

"You won't regret it, will you? Oh my, I can't afford to play like this."

"Stop talking. I'll be live streaming in three days. Come and watch if you want."

"That's manly."

"How do you eat in the toilet?"

"It's the same as the gourmet Lao Ba. It's edible. Could it be fried?"

"..."