Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?
Chapter 12 Robbers are around, be careful of Sambo
After eating and drinking, they set out on their journey again.
After walking for a while, they found a shivering snow pile.
It is obvious that there is someone hiding here, and it is Uncle Cold Legs, Sambo, who works part-time as a Beloberg savage.
San Yue Qi walked forward with his hands on his hips.
"Don't hide. We have found you. Where in the world is there a snow pile that can shake?"
As the words fell, the pile of snow stopped shaking.
San Yueqi couldn't help but hold his forehead and sighed.
This is like seeing someone trying to cover his ears and steal the bell.
"God has mercy on me! Is this man a fool?"
Dan Heng was just about to step forward and use some means to get him out, but Yi Xunyuan took the lead.
"I come."
He took out a large pot of chicken soup from the gourmet tablecloth, placed it in front of the snow pile, and bowed three times in a friendly manner.
He took out a baguette and turned left three times and right three times around the snow pile.
He chose the right angle and thrust the long baguette in hard.
"Ouch, my ass."
Following the poke, Sambo jumped out, holding his butt.
Obviously, it hit the bull's eye.
Sambo rubbed his sexy butt, turned his head to look at everyone, and was about to say something to bring them closer.
But when he saw Yi Xunyuan in an illusory state, he screamed in fear.
"I said... Oh my god, it's a ghost!!!"
He rolled and crawled up a tree and looked at them carefully.
"..."
Yi Xunyuan froze for a moment, then laughed strangely.
"Hehehe, that's right, I'm a ghost!"
March 7th took two steps back.
"Hey, don't talk like that, it's scary."
Sambo asked in a crying tone.
"Are you humans or ghosts? Although Old Sangbo's business is unethical, you won't turn into evil spirits to come after me, will you?"
"The goods sold by Old Sangbo are genuine and of fair value. They are never short of weight. Apart from the fact that the price is a bit high, there is nothing wrong with it."
Around March 7, he looked at a few people and complained.
"He seems to have confessed everything and is a profiteer."
Xing ran under the tree and pulled out an enormous baseball bat.
"I planted this tree and built this road. If you want to pass, you have to pay first."
Sambo had climbed to the top of the tree and was trying his best to escape.
"Okay, okay, it's just money, let that guy go first."
Looking down, I saw Yi Xunyuan with a strange smile on his face, climbing up the tree with a baguette in his hand.
Seeing this, Sambo couldn't help but tighten his butt, for fear of being stuck out.
March 7th, who was full of complaints, was too exhausted to say anything.
"Does our train team even have to make cameo appearances as robbers?"
Soon, Sambo climbed down from the tree.
It seems to be completely different from the original script. How come there is a ghost sneaking into the train crew?
How did the Star Core Elves become robbers?
Never mind, this little change won't affect anything.
"Don't look at it, pay the money quickly."
Xing held a baseball bat with a ferocious look on his face, pretending to be threatening.
Yi Xunyuan held a baguette and his evil eyes swept over Sambo's butt from time to time.
Sambo quickly pulled a stack of credits from his pocket and handed it to Xing.
"Big sister, please let me go. My business is not doing well."
Xing counted the amount and put it into his pocket.
"That's it?"
Sambo pulled out his empty pockets.
"It's really gone, look."
Then, Sambo leaned forward and flattered.
"Big sister, can I join you? I also want to make money with you. The inspections are too strict recently. I can't make much money at all."
"You are new here, so you must be in need of a local leader. I can definitely fill this role."
"Just give me some soup."
San Yue Qi, who was in a playful mood, turned and looked at Dan Heng.
"Dan Heng, what do you think?"
Dan Heng felt a little helpless. Why did he feel that this development had turned into bandits invading the village?
Forget it, just cooperate with them!
"We are indeed in need of a guide. If you lie to us, you must know the consequences."
"If you do a good job, we won't be stingy with rewards."
Sambo nodded quickly to show that he understood and raised three fingers.
"I, Sambo, swear that I will never betray Big Sister."
Then, he lowered his body with a flattering look on his face.
"It's just that I just joined, so I don't know your names."
Xing put her hands on her hips with a proud look on her face.
"Galaxy Batman-Star."
Do you still need a name?
Yi Xunyuan thought about it for a moment, and thought of the system's name plus the name his subordinates called him.
"Lord of Deconstruction - Yi Xunyuan."
San Yueqi's brain short-circuited as he watched the two people announce their names one after another.
What title should I have? Never mind, just pick one.
"Entangled Fate - March 7th."
It's strange, why would I give myself such a strange title.
I feel that I have a deep connection with this title. Why?
Dan Heng didn't want to make any fuss and just said two simple words.
"Dan Heng."
But Yi Xunyuan didn't think so and gave Dan Heng a title.
"That is the Crooked Mouth Dragon King."
Dan Heng's mouth twitched. Can you change it? This name is too bad.
I am the Dragon Lord, do you understand?
The kind that can fly, control water, and ride on clouds.
After hearing this, Sangbo was slightly stunned. You guys are not trying to make old Sangbo happy, are you?
If I didn't know that they were really pioneers, I would have thought they were the Masked Fool in disguise.
There is no sign of pioneering at all, and there is too much joy.
However, this is not bad, and there may be a lot of hidden fun.
"I've met you all, but I don't know what our next plan is?"
In order to stop them from playing, Dan Heng spoke first.
"We are going to the city, please lead the way."
"Sure, sure," Sambo nodded and bowed, "Please follow me."
"I wonder what you gentlemen are doing in the city. Are you going to sell the ice bear cub you have?"
"If it is, old Sambo can definitely sell it for a good price."
San Yue Qi quickly took the little bear aside, looking fierce.
"That's not true."
Sambo denied it and started to explain.
"According to records, the ice bear has been extinct for a long time. I didn't expect that you could find its cubs."
"What a poor little fellow, he has lost even his tribe."
San Yueqi looked at Dan Heng with pleading eyes.
"Danheng, can we take it back to the train to raise it?"
Dan Heng didn't care about it.
"I have no objection, but you should ask the conductor about this."
March 7th laughed.
"Just tell the conductor when the time comes. I believe Pam will agree."
Sangbo thought secretly in his heart, you really don't treat me as an outsider.
"Everyone, this way."
Sambo led everyone for a long time and they were about to arrive at Beloberg.
The Silver Mane Guards spotted Sambo mixed in among them and surrounded him directly.
"If you find the criminal and his accomplices, attack them together and don't let them get away."
Sambo quickly brought everyone to his front.
"Big brother and big sister, I don't want to be captured by them."
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