Bengtie: How can I be such a loser when I have the system?

Chapter 1: The Incompetent and Stupid Host

(This is the brain storage area. The plant girls will take good care of it. Everyone is welcome to store it here.)

(Friendly reminder, it is better to watch without thinking)

[Hello, my dear host, are you satisfied with my way of traveling through time? ]

Hearing this, Yi Xunyuan, a college student, twitched his mouth.

"Satisfied? Who travels through time to fall into a sewer?"

Just before the time travel, Yi Xunyuan was walking happily on the road and saw a sewer without a manhole cover in front of him.

The world is becoming more and more corrupt. I don’t know which wicked guy stole the manhole cover.

Just when I was trying to go around it, a bicycle came out from nowhere and knocked me off.

When I opened my eyes again, I found myself in a strange place.

Then the system asks itself: Is it satisfied?

[Haha, isn’t this what I want to do? Traditional trucks are too old-fashioned]

[Of course, it has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I couldn’t grab the person that Truck King hit.]

Yi Xunyuan chuckled and said, "If you can't get it, then you can't get it. I won't laugh at you."

Because I can’t grab a host, I can only fend for myself. Wow, so pitiful.

[You must be laughing. Don't think I don't know. Isn't it just that I can't get the recommended host? What's the big deal?]

After laughing in his heart for a while, Yi Xunyuan calmed down, looked carefully at the surrounding environment, and then asked the system.

"By the way, what world did you bring me to? Is this world dangerous?"

[It is the world of "Honkai Impact 3rd", which is not dangerous and is quite friendly to travelers]

"That's good," Yi Xunyuan breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, this wasn't a chaotic and extremely dangerous world. "Then where are we now?"

[Black Tower Space Station, is this the current timeline? The Star Core Hunter went to the Black Tower Space Station to get the Star Core]

"The main storyline has just begun," Yi Xunyuan lowered his head and pondered for a while, as if he remembered something, his expression suddenly became horrified, "Isn't that the antimatter army invading?"

[What are you afraid of? I have a system like yours... Hey, host, what are you doing in the trash can? ]

Yi Xunyuan popped his head out of the trash can, looked out cautiously, and then shrank back.

"There are a lot of people from the Antimatter Corps wandering around in the space station. I'm just an ordinary person. Am I not waiting to be destroyed by them if I stay outside?"

[That makes sense. No, where did you put me? I am the system.]

"But the system also has strengths and weaknesses. What if your function is too weak? After all, you can't even grab people."

Yi Xunyuan explained his reasons and also showed his disdain for the system.

[Where am I weak? I’m very strong, okay? Didn’t I introduce my function to you? ]

"No." Yi Xunyuan said straightforwardly.

【…】

[Okay, it seems like I haven’t told you yet, so I’ll tell you about it]

[I am a parsing and reconstruction system that can obtain various data through parsing anytime and anywhere]

[As long as I have the relevant data, I can construct any object, even create a universe. The most important thing is that there is no consumption.]

[Besides, my database is quite rich, which is more than enough to protect you.]

Yi Xunyuan couldn't help but widen his eyes. His system was so powerful that it felt unreal.

"What do I need to do?"

[You don't need to do anything, just have fun. I'm fine with it. It won't affect my analysis of the universe anyway.]

Knowing that the system would not restrict him in any way, Yi Xunyuan became completely excited.

Since there are no restrictions, I will just have fun here.

"Can you teleport me to the side of Xing? I want to take a look."

[It’s just a small thing, of course it’s okay]

...

"How much does she remember?"

Kafka slowly walked to the side of Xing with the star core, her eyes full of tenderness.

"At least I'll remember you."

Silver Wolf looked back at Kafka.

After getting what she wanted to know, Kafka forcefully stuffed the Star Core into Xing's body and began trying to wake her up.

"Time to wake up."

Xing, who is still dormant, doesn't know that he has been pressed into a steel plate by his dear mother.

Yi Xunyuan, who had just arrived here, was also lucky enough to see this scene.

"Poor kid, he's been turned into a tablet computer."

Silver Wolf reacted quickly and took out Prometheus and aimed it at Yi Xunyuan.

"who?"

Yi Xunyuan smiled faintly.

"Don't be so nervous, I'm just an ordinary person and I won't bother you."

Although Yi Xunyuan said so, unfortunately, the two people didn't believe it at all.

Time was running out, Xing was about to wake up, and the people from the Starry Sky Train were about to arrive, so the two had no time to think too much.

In the end, Kafka chose the simplest method and used the word spirit technique directly.

"Listen to me, you need some sleep."

How could Yi Xunyuan, who had no equipment, possibly resist Kafka's words?

With a "thump", Yi Xunyuan fell to the ground and fell asleep.

[Young people have good sleep quality and fall asleep as soon as they lie down]

Seeing this scene, Silver Wolf put away Prometheus and spoke with disdain.

"I thought it was some kind of boss, but it turned out to be just a nobody."

Kafka said very calmly.

"Anything not written in Elio's script is irrelevant. I guess it's because this guy is too easy to solve that's why he wasn't written in."

At this time, Xing also woke up. She looked at Yi Xunyuan lying on the ground in front of her and Kafka and Yinlang beside him, and her mind was a little confused.

Instinctively, he asked Kafka, who seemed to be very friendly.

"Mom, what's going on?"

Silver Wolf looked at the data panel in front of him.

"It seems that there are still many memories left."

"It's not important," Kafka looked at the dazed Xing with soft eyes, "Listen to me..."

Soon, Kafka finished the script she was supposed to perform and said goodbye to Xing gently at the end.

"Bao, I have to go now. You have to take care of yourself."

"I'll see you later if I have time."

Xing raised his heavy hand with difficulty, trying to stop Kafka from leaving.

"Mom, don't leave me."

But his eyelids gradually began to feel heavy and he could only watch them leave as he fell into a deep sleep.

Just as he reached the door, Silver Wolf pointed at Yi Xunyuan who was lying on the ground and asked.

"So what do we do with this guy? Stay here?"

Kafka glanced at Yi Xunyuan, thought for a moment, and walked outside.

"Let him stay here. My sixth sense tells me that it will be troublesome if I move him, so let's not make things more complicated."

Silver Wolf nodded, turned around and followed.

Just like that, only two sleeping guys were left here.

The system in Yi Xunyuan's sea of ​​consciousness silently put down the intelligent mecha that it had just constructed.

[Tsk tsk tsk, the host is such a wimp, he fell down before he could even put on his clothes.]

[Forget it, never mind. Anyway, there is no danger now. Let’s analyze the power system of this universe first.]

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