"Fizz!"
"Ouch!"
"My legs aren't short! Yours are short!"
"Hiss, hiss~"
"Ouch!"
The scene was chaotic for a while.
The four guys rolled into a ball, without using any abilities or any tricks, it was just you pulling my hair and I bit your tail.
Su Mo just felt a headache and started to break up the fight in a panic.
"Hey, that..."
"Chang Geng, don't bite Jun Tao's tail."
"Oh my, that's Jun Tao's foot, Qiming, don't bite it!"
"Hair, hair, I'll be bald again soon."
The voice sounded quite helpless.
Facing the kid who was fighting fiercely in the quilt, Su Mo felt so helpless.
pat.
The bedroom door was opened from the outside without any warning.
Quiet.
The sudden sound seemed to pause the farce in the house, and the kids' actions froze.
Chang Geng was biting Jun Yu's tail, biting a mouthful of fur.
Jun Tao's chubby little hand was also pulling his tail. Inexplicably, it made people feel that Chang Geng's slender snake body had grown a bit longer.
And Qiming was probably helping his brother, as his tail was wrapped around Juntao's neck and wouldn't let go.
Jun Yu was not the kind of person who would sit indifferent and watch his younger brother being bullied, so he tried his best to pry Qiming's mouth open.
Hearing the noise, the four boys and Su Mo, five people with ten pairs of eyes, all looked towards the door at the same time.
It’s Ling Han.
Obviously, Ling Han was attracted by the sound of the cubs fighting.
He said nothing, just stood by the door with his arms folded, looking calm, yet it seemed as if he had said everything.
The moment their eyes met, the kids suddenly became flustered, let go of someone's body, found a good position, and got into bed together.
The main thing is to follow the heart.
Jun Yu and Jun Tao just witnessed how terrifying Ling Han was today, but Qiming and Changgeng had experienced it long ago, so the four cubs were so well-behaved in front of Ling Han.
There was no fight this time. Two of them lay on Su Mo's side, which looked so disharmonious.
The little guys did not forget to hold up the quilts to cover their heads, as if they were afraid of being seen by Ling Han.
Seeing this, Ling Han was finally satisfied. He swam to the bed, a smile broke out on his face, and leaned over to kiss Su Mo on the forehead.
"Momo, go to bed early. Good night."
Su Mo also tilted her head and smiled at him, "Good night."
It was not until Ling Han gently closed the door with a click that the four little guys dared to poke their heads out from under the quilt.
Four little heads, some furry and some bald, appeared in a row, and Su Mo felt an urge to take pictures of them.
So she pretended to be angry and slapped the kids on the head one by one.
"Why are they fighting again?"
The kid who wanted to ask his mother why she slapped his head was immediately diverted when he heard the words, and started talking in a rush, saying things that Su Mo couldn't understand.
"Fizz!"
"Ahhh, ahhhh~"
"Hiss."
Su Mo was completely confused and could only ask Jun Tao, the only person present who could understand animal language and speak human language, with a head full of question marks.
"what did they say?"
Named by his mother to be the official translator, Juntao raised his chin with pride, which was so fat that it was almost invisible.
She cleared her throat and said with her hands behind her back, "Everyone wants to sleep next to mother. Qiming Changgeng doesn't want to sleep on the left side because he says that the smell of Linghan's father is too strong."
"Jun Yu and I don't want to sleep on the right side," Jun Tao wrinkled his nose, as if sleeping on the right side was very difficult for him, "The right side smells like my father, so we don't want to sleep there."
Su Mo was stunned. She didn't expect this to be the reason.
But it makes sense.
Even though the windows were sealed tightly, Ling Han was still worried that wind would blow in in the middle of the night. This was his concern as he lived in the wild for a long time.
Therefore, Ling Han often slept on his left side, hoping to protect Su Mo from the cold wind that might come at any time. Naturally, the smell of Ling Han was stronger on the left side.
Although Su Mo couldn't smell anything.
The males at home use the same shower gel for bathing, which is made by Su Mo herself. They all like it very much, so Su Mo's nose tells her that the males all smell the same.
That's the smell of shower gel.
As for distinguishing who is who, I guess only orcs with a keen sense of smell can do it. Su Mo, a human, can't do it.
As for Mu Yang, his thick fur enables him to hunt in the wild even in the cold season.
Heating, floor heating, and kang are a bit tormenting for him.
The right side is next to the heater and is hotter than the left side. Mu Yang was worried that Su Mo would get irritated if she slept too hot, so he simply slept on the right side himself.
In fact, he felt much hotter than Su Mo, and he had nosebleeds in the middle of the night several times because of the heat.
They all take care of Su Mo in their own way.
"Then why don't you switch?" Su Mo said, "Jun Tao and Jun Yu sleep on the left, and Qi Ming and Chang Geng sleep on the left."
Su Mo felt that this distribution was reasonable and there was no need to argue.
No one likes their position anyway, so why not just take it slow?
But who would have thought that as soon as Su Mo said this, the four little guys started quarreling again, and they looked eager to fight, as if they were about to start fighting at any time.
"hiss?"
"Ouch!"
"Hiss, hiss, hiss!"
Jun Tao, who liked to watch the fun and take advantage of the situation, was also translating for Su Mo in real time.
"Why? No way! If you're a male, just fight and fight for position based on strength!"
Su Mo: “…”
Okay.
"You are all children. Fighting all the time will only hurt the relationship between brothers and it is easy to get hurt." Su Mo rolled her eyes and thought of a solution. "Don't you all want this position? Then let's use mother's method to decide the winner."
Su Mo hooked her finger at the four kids mysteriously, "Come on, come on, all of you come over here."
The little guys came up curiously and formed a circle around Su Mo, head to head.
In their view, their mother is a messenger of God and knows a lot. It might be some shocking secret, and they must not let others (referring to their fathers) hear it.
Three minutes later.
"rock-paper-scissors!"
"I won!"
After several fierce rounds of rock-paper-scissors, Jun Tao finally won the spot to sleep on Su Mo's left, and Qi Ming won the spot to sleep on Su Mo's right.
Jun Yu Changgeng, feeling extremely regretful, had no choice but to lie down next to Jun Tao Qiming reluctantly.
Seeing the four kids go into bed obediently, Su Mo breathed a sigh of relief and picked up the storybook beside her.
Phew, it’s finally quiet.
“We are going to start telling a story~”
Su Mo flipped through the catalog and quickly found the target.
"Today's first little story to lull you to sleep is called 'The Fox Borrows the Tiger's Power'."
Su Mo was so focused on telling the story that she didn't notice the weird or thoughtful expressions on the kids' faces.
"In a dense forest, there was a big, strong tiger looking for food. A small fox ran past the tiger, and the tiger pounced on it and caught the fox.
The fox's eyes rolled around and he asked the tiger in a hoarse voice: Do you dare to eat me?
The tiger said: "Why don't you dare..."
As Su Mo spoke softly and slowly, Jun Tao said seriously, "Mom, Father doesn't eat orcs, let alone Chiyu."
As long as Chi Yu and Su Mo are not together, Jun Tao will never call him father.
Although Chi Yu had bribed the little guys with candied fruits and candies many times just to get them to call him father, he failed without exception.
The candied fruits and candies finally ended up in the kid's stomach.
"Father really dislikes him," Jun Tao wrinkled his nose, saying seriously and with some disdain, "Father said Chiyu is too thin and weak, and even the giant beasts don't like to eat him."
Su Mo: “Ah?”
"Hiss?"
"Ouch~"
Su Mo didn't understand as usual and looked at Jun Tao.
"Isn't the story Mom is telling you about Father and Chiyu?" Juntao cracked his chubby fingers, "There was a powerful tiger and a weak fox. Father was powerful, and Chiyu was weak."
"No...ah, it seems to make sense, no, no..."
Su Mo was incoherent and her mind was confused.
She really felt that what Jun Tao said made some sense in a sense.
At least they are really foxes and tigers.
The purebred hairy kind.
"Okay, okay," Su Mo changed the subject quickly, fearing that she would be led into a ditch. "Then let's change the story."
She flipped through the book, "Ah, this, our new story is called, The Farmer and the Snake..."
"Hiss?"
Jun Tao competently acted as a translator, "Is this the story of Ling Han's father?"
"Uh……"
"Who is that farmer?" Jun Tao tilted his head and thought, "Is it Ju Gen? He is very good at farming..."
Jugong is indeed very professional and can be considered one of the first professional farmers in the tribe.
"No, no, let's change it," Su Mo began to flip through the book again, "Let's talk about Mr. Dongguo and the wolf."
"I know this!" Jun Tao raised his hand and started to answer excitedly, "It's the story of Tinglang's father!"
"Is this a new guessing game?!"
Faced with the four cubs' identical excited expressions, Su Mo now just wanted to bury herself in the book.
What sin had she committed to bring back a house full of animals?
Are you planning to open a zoo and charge admission?!
"Let's change another one." Su Mo tried to smile and flipped through the book quickly.
Soon, she found an animal that didn't exist at her home.
Ugly duckling!
Flames instantly ignited in Su Mo's eyes.
Hey.
Little kids, there are no corresponding animals at home now, right?
Chickens, ducks, geese, and cats.
None at home.
"Let's talk about the ugly duckling..."
Su Mo was just about to show off her skills when she heard Jun Tao's hesitant voice, "So, Father Mingfeng is a duck?"
The voice just fell.
boom!
The bedroom door was opened again, but this time with much more force. It hit the wall and bounced open, making a creaking sound.
This shows how much human force it takes to open a door.
Outside the door, Ming Feng shouted to justify himself, "I'm not a duck!"
Su Mo held her forehead with her hand.
It seems that she is really not suitable for telling bedtime stories to children.
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