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At this time, Shin Cod had temporarily bid farewell to Orochimaru and Sasuke and prepared to go to the market to purchase some things.

"Hey, isn't this a real cod?"

Shin Cod, who was walking on the street, was suddenly stopped by Jiraiya.

At this time, next to Jiraiya, there happened to be a young woman with long light blue-purple hair and a paper flower on her head. After seeing Zhen Cod, she immediately spoke:

"How are you, Nei Lun-kun."

"Well, it's been a long time, Miss Xiaonan... Emmn, I can't really say that. I saw you in the audience during the game yesterday."

Konan only came to Konoha as a team leader, so she certainly had no right to sit in the VIP seat. Of course, even if Yahiko or even Hanzo came, it was hard to say whether they could get the seat that only the Kage was qualified to sit in.

Because Shinji had to train Boruto, he didn't go to say hello to Konan, someone he wasn't very familiar with.

Then, Jiraiya was about to say something, but Konan spoke first: "Um, Jiraiya-sensei, I need to go back and prepare food for Meru and the others. See you in the evening."

"Eh? I...uh." Jiraiya scratched his hair helplessly.

In fact, it was still very early for dinner. Konan ran so fast because he mistakenly thought that Jiraiya wanted to talk to Shinji about something. After all, he felt that he was an outsider from the Hidden Rain Village, so he took the initiative to find an excuse to leave.

However, Jiraiya stopped Shincod for no urgent matter. He just saw Orochimaru's student and wanted to ask him what Orochimaru was doing recently.

"There's no need to ask Xiaonan to avoid this kind of thing. Forget it, since we've already stopped her, and Xiaonan has taken the initiative to leave..."

Seeing Jiraiya suddenly start to grin foolishly, Shinji found that he seemed to understand some of Orochimaru's thoughts.

This hero can be really stupid sometimes——by Zhen Cod.

"By the way, speaking of heroes..."

"By the way, Jiraiya-senpai, can you change your face?"

"Change face?" Jiraiya was confused for a moment, "What kind of change? Is it like this?"

As he spoke, he tried hard to turn his expression into a serious one, but he didn't seem to have the ability to be serious easily.

"It's the kind of dramatic face-changing. I wonder if Senior Jiraiya has ever heard of a type of drama called Sichuan Opera."

Most of the things that existed in Zhen Cod's previous life can be found in the Ninja World. There is an ancient country of Loulan in the Ninja World, and even authentic traditional Chinese exists in Ryuchi Cave. So Zhen Cod thinks that there may be something like Sichuan Opera in this world, or even that it does exist, but he has never taken the time to learn about it before.

"As for Sichuan Opera, I have heard about it from Master Fukasaku, but it is most likely that it has been lost. What a pity for such a wonderful-sounding type of opera. If only there hadn't been so many wars before..." Speaking of war, Jiraiya's eyes finally dimmed a lot, but after being emo for less than five seconds, he laughed again.

"Since it's a peaceful time now, let's not think about these annoying things for now. Let's talk about something happy. Come on, cod boy, I'll take you for a drink!"

"Huh?" Shin Cod glanced at the people around him and found that when they heard that Jiraiya wanted to take him out for a drink, they all looked at him with contempt. Jiraiya then realized what was happening.

"Ahem, I actually invited this kid to drink... drink milk. Yes, the healthy milk from that newly opened store!"

Healthy Milk, a newly opened dairy shop in Konoha, is dedicated to producing high-nutrition milk products that are more suitable for young ninjas, and has launched a scheduled delivery service. Under the recommendation of Kakuzu, Shinji invested a lot of money in this shop, but he did not intend to tell Jiraiya about this. It was still early for dinner, so he was not in a hurry. He just followed Jiraiya's wishes and was taken to a place with fewer people.

Then, Jiraiya asked Managi mysteriously, "Managi, have you found a girl you like now?"

Shin Cod was still wondering why Jiraiya, a guy who had been solo for forty years, suddenly asked him this, and then he saw Jiraiya took out a mysterious notebook.

"What?" Shinji didn't answer Jiraiya's question. Not to mention that he really didn't have much desire for women, just the fact that his family's genetic problem had not been completely solved made it impossible for him to waste time on other girls.

"This is extremely valuable social research data, and you can't just look at it blindly."

Hearing this, Shin Cod, who was originally only slightly curious, suddenly had the idea of ​​digging deeper, "I didn't expect that Senior Jiraiya would also make such high-end things. Tell me in detail."

"What do you mean I can actually make such high-end stuff? Even though I'm the last one in the class, I'm still with Orochimaru and Tsunade. Even in terms of academic subjects, few of my peers can compare to me, okay? But since you're so curious, I might as well let you take a look at it."

Seeing that Jiraiya agreed, Shincod immediately activated his skeleton to grab the notebook from Jiraiya's hand, and then he opened a page at random.

"...According to the above data analysis, ninjas who are more innocent and have more chakra are generally interested in girls with red hair... What the hell? What is this survey about?"

Zhen Cod quickly flipped through several pages and found that these were all XP surveys for various ninjas.

"How is it? Boy, this involves your blind spot in knowledge, right? I knew that Orochimaru, the single snake, would definitely not teach this!"

'Hiss, could it be that the legendary "Intimate Paradise" is about to be published?' Shinji calculated the time and found that Jiraiya started writing Intimate Paradise around this time. In a few years, this book will become a bestseller and a big hit in the ninja world.

"I don't know if the popularity of Intimate Paradise is due to the lack of literature in the ninja world or if Jiraiya really has something. But seeing how meticulous he is in his research..."

"Although it is impossible for Orochimaru-sensei to teach such things, aren't you single too, Jiraiya-senpai?"

"Ah, this..." Jiraiya's body suddenly stiffened. This really touched his sore spot. In fact, he has always liked Tsunade, but he also knows that Tsunade has no interest in him at all. He even vaguely knows the reason why Tsunade is not interested in him, but some problems cannot be changed just by saying so.

"Even Sarutobi-sensei used the telescope technique to peek into the women's bathhouse in his spare time."

Then, Jiraiya took back the notebook and turned to a blank page. "I've been investigating the hobbies of the Uchiha clan masters recently. I hope you can cooperate with me. If possible, you can also help me ask Sasuke what kind of hobbies he likes."

"Well, it's not impossible. Let's talk about Sasuke first. He's already married and has a daughter. As for his wife...if you use a label to describe her, she's probably a pink-haired lady, right? And she's quite capable, of course, compared to other female ninjas."

"Pink-haired tablet..." Jiraiya suddenly recalled something, "Wait a minute, I remember when you were learning the quick sketch ninjutsu from me last time, you also drew..."

"I also like pink-haired flat girls." Zhen Cod admitted straightforwardly, "To be precise, I like the kind of beautiful girl with a height of 145 cm, a steel-like body, heterochromatic eyes, pink long straight hair, and even better if she has aloof hair."

"As for temperament, I like those who look lazy, but their abilities can't be too bad at the same time."

"How can someone be both lazy and strong? How can such a person exist?" Jiraiya thought that this was a bit unrealistic. "It is impossible for someone in this world to have strong strength without practicing well."

Hearing Jiraiya say this, Shincod suddenly felt a little guilty. It was obvious that he was that kind of person.

"I've already said that I look at it. There are people who appear lazy but actually read books late at night. In addition, there is the personality aspect. Hmm..." Zhen Cod thought for a while. "This aspect doesn't matter. I don't care much about the inner core. These days, interesting souls are everywhere, and original good-looking appearances are rare. What's more, I have so many requirements. Of course, if there is really a choice, it would be best if it is the kind of person who looks silly on the surface, but has a personality that is more like the Uchiha, which is a bit awkward."

"You don't really want to live, do you?"

Jiraiya felt that Shin Cod's theory was the complete opposite of the theory on the market, but considering that the other party was an Uchiha, it was not incomprehensible.

"Aren't you investigating XP? Why do you care so much? Liking ≠ love ≠ life. Are you really going to let a thirteen-year-old boy like me think about getting married?"

"This... seems to be the case, but something seems to be wrong."

"The Uchiha clan's hobbies are really weird." After recording the information about the two strongest Uchiha clan members, Shinji and Sasuke, Jiraiya thought so and gave a definition of the strong men of the Uchiha clan.

At the same time, Uchiha Madara's soul in the Pure Land, which was temporarily unable to think, suddenly floated for a moment, but then returned to absolute stillness again.

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