I, who was determined to stay in Naruto, became the white moonlight

In the distance, Tsunade and Jiraiya were hiding their faces with books, squinting their eyes and observing their conversation.

Jiraiya scratched his head but couldn't hear what they were saying, "What are they whispering about?"

Tsunade showed a look that saw through everything, "You are really stupid, can't you read lips?"

"I don't believe it, but do you think you can?" Jiraiya looked at her doubtfully.

"Hehe! I am the extremely smart Lady Tsunade. There is nothing I don't know. Let me translate!"

Tsunade stared at the two people opposite her without blinking, and translated at the same time -

(In the morning, Haruko walked up to Orochimaru with a "bright" smile)

"Hahaha, Orochimaru you are really knowledgeable and talented."

(Orochimaru curled his lips)

"I admire you, too."

(Morning Haruko continues to laugh)

"Really? Then when does Orochimaru want us to get married?"

(Orochimaru smiles "brilliantly")

"You can do it any day you like."

The more Tsunade translated, the more excited she became, and in the end she excitedly slapped Jiraiya on the body.

At this moment, Jiraiya didn't care about the pain from her beating.

"Tsunade, are you sure you translated it correctly? Is that really what they said?!" Jiraiya was shocked.

Tsunade replied with a rosy face, "How could Lady Tsunade be wrong? Orochimaru and Haruko are getting married soon!"

“I don’t believe it—!”

Jiraiya covered his face and cried and ran out.

Tsunade looked at his disappearing back speechlessly, "What a man who can't stand a blow."

At this time, Haruko Hayama and Orochimaru, who were walking on the street thinking about where to go, were suddenly separated by Jiraiya who rushed from behind.

"Jiraiya?" Haruko Asahi looked at his receding figure and asked uncertainly, "Is he crying?"

Orochimaru, who always knew that there were two stinky ass bugs following him, said: "Maybe he peed his pants."

"Huh?!" Haruko Hayama looked at him in disbelief, then couldn't help but look in the direction where Jiraiya left.

Well...I really want to follow and see...

*

In the next few days, Haruko discovered that Jiraiya was always avoiding her. Even if she took the initiative to find him, he would find an excuse to leave.

How strange...

"Haruko, what are you doing?" Tsunade came up to her, "Can we go to the forest quietly?"

Morning Haruko is now very absent-minded, "Tsunade, Jiraiya has been acting strange lately, he ignores me."

"Jiraiya?" Tsunade remembered what happened in the bookstore before and couldn't help but chuckle a few times, "Don't worry about him! If you ask me, Haruko should never consider useless men when looking for a marriage partner!"

"Ah? Why are you suddenly talking about this?" Haruko Asama was puzzled.

Tsunade patted her shoulder with an auntie smile, "Don't hide it, I know everything, are you going to marry Orochimaru soon?"

"what???"

Haruko was speechless in the morning. She raised her hands and squeezed Tsunade's baby fat hard.

"Tsunade, what weird things have you been thinking about all day!"

"Eh... isn't it a scratching knife?" (Isn't it?)

Morning Haruko mercifully spared her and explained helplessly: "Of course not, I'm still a child, and Orochimaru and I are just friends!"

Tsunade rubbed her face, frowning.

Did I translate it wrong? Impossible! How could the great Tsunade-sama be wrong!

That idiot Jiraiya must be imagining things!

Jiraiya:?

Jiraiya has been training very hard lately, not only because of the summoning technique that Sarutobi Hiruzen teacher taught him, but also...

Why do I have to practice so hard...

Jiraiya was lying on the cliff, his clothes were soaked with sweat, he was breathing heavily and staring blankly at the sky.

The image of Haruko's smile in the morning suddenly emerged in Ranma's thoughts.

"..."

Jiraiya's proud face suddenly turned red.

He remembered what Tsunade had said to him before -

"Jiraiya, you don't like Haruko, do you?" Tsunade poked him in a mean way.

Jiraiya jumped up and stammered back, "You, you, you...what are you talking about?!"

"Isn't it? Jiraiya's love is obvious right away."

Tsunade spread her hands and shook her head, looking like a master of emotions.

Jiraiya was silent for a moment. Was it really obvious that he had shown it? But Haruko didn't notice it either?

Tsunade was surprised when he didn't respond, "No way, do you really like Haruko?!"

Jiraiya's face flushed, "You've been lying to me before?!"

"Who are you calling a flat chest?!" Tsunade got angry and went straight to his heart, "Humph, if Haruko wants to choose a partner, Orochimaru is much better than a pervert like you!"

Looking at Tsunade's angry figure leaving, Jiraiya felt a rare sense of loss.

……

"Yoshi!"

Thinking of this, Jiraiya suddenly stood up and cheered himself on with great passion.

"The answer is simple! I want to become the strongest ninja and make Haruko change her mind!"

Morning Haruko: Hmm? What do you mean by change of heart?

Sarutobi Hiruzen secretly came to the forest to visit Jiraiya, and seeing his high morale, he nodded with satisfaction.

"Jiraiya, this kid finally understands his goal as a ninja."

"But this is no reason for Hiruzen to peek~"

Haruko appeared quietly behind him in the morning, startling Sarutobi Hiruzen.

"Haruko? Why are you here?!"

Haruko Asagi explained earnestly: "I'm here to solve the mystery!"

"Mystery?" Sarutobi Hiruzen was used to her always saying strange things, "Could it be related to Jiraiya?"

Morning Haruko nodded, "The protagonist of the mystery is Jiraiya! Hiruzen is so smart!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was praised for his intelligence: When arranging the classes, I should have chosen all girls!!!

"Hiroshi, I'll go first! Also, pedophilia is not a good thing~"

"Okay, you go first... No, what pedophile?!"

Sarutobi Hiruzen, who was saying goodbye to her, suddenly reacted and quickly made an Erkang hand gesture to the misunderstanding Haruko Hayami.

Jiraiya in front was still training. He stood up with a determined look on his face, concentrated, closed his eyes and began to make hand seals.

Sarutobi Hiruzen saw his movements and immediately realized something was wrong, "Wait, you're using space-time ninjutsu before the contract is signed, the consequences are unpredictable!"

"Go on!"

Jiraiya pressed the ground, and Haruko Hayama, who had just approached him, disappeared on the spot.

suddenly.

They appeared in the air and fell directly to the ground.

"It hurts..." Jiraiya rubbed his butt, but suddenly found Haruko Asagao next to him, "Haruko?! Why are you here?"

In the morning, Haruko stood up and dusted herself off, not forgetting to answer him: "I'm here to find Jiraiya!"

"Looking for me?!" Jiraiya's face began to turn red again.

Haruko didn't pay attention in the morning and looked around at the surrounding scene.

Strange buildings, blue-green skies, toad-like stone statues, and...

The giant toad wearing a coat and with a scar on its right eye was facing the big blue snake with yellow spots in front of it with cold sweat.

"Wow, what big frogs and earthworms!" Haruko Asahi exclaimed in surprise.

Jiraiya added, "And it's ugly!"

Toad&Snake: ???

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Gratitude list as of July 2024, 2:

grateful--

You reminded me of an old friend who sent me a reminder to update x31

Xiao Li baby is a cute kitten, Star° Time Wan sent a reminder to update

Pure beauty and truth are not in conflict. A love letter x2

I want the entanglement of fate, the flowers sent, a love letter

Xiao Qi is not Qi, White Peacock, Chezi CZ, Wen Zhizhi, I didn’t say anything. A love letter sent

Cloud Sugar Pastry, my name is Xian. Give it a thumbs up

Holy relics are hard to farm, overeating little Karami, intoxicated wind, flowers sent by the record

sunny Mio, Yun Cheyun from Gumo Island, purple sweet potato porridge., Xiao Qi is not Qi, Aning who likes poplar leaves, G's meow, Haha Sen, Xing Yuan who likes to eat home-cooked roasted mackerel, Feng Qin who likes to eat spicy chicken noodles, Ju Ju who has a loud voice, it's hard to brush the holy relics, eat candied haws, the well-known bear in clothes, Sun Ao who likes to eat bayberry distilled liquor, Heng Heng Te, who calls when the kettle contains urine stains, .Healer., overeating little Karami, Lin Laoji, Star° Time Wan, the stars are very boring, jellyfish in the deep sea, fireworks companion, Fu Fu Fu, Sanhao Squirrel, Xiao Xiaoxiao, who is poked with a spear, Xiao Guoguo who likes to eat crispy spring rolls, Xiao Yue 009, the bitter trousers are flying on my face, Wen Zhizhi, Pig sighs ( —_— )!, Yue..., I didn't say anything, a passing Guo Beng, going crazy every day makes me happy, hi ha hi QAQ, Jin Xiula from Nanning Sending electricity for love

Thank you for the gifts! The author is so touched! Young Orochimaru sends you cute beams of light? (???V)