Siheyuan: Happy Life of Jia Zhang Family

When Zhang Cuihua and Jia Dongxu were walking towards the backyard, they met Yi Zhonghai who was coming back from outside.

"Sister-in-law, what are you going to do with Dongxu?" Yi Zhonghai asked anxiously.

"Uncle, Dongxu's seventh uncle cooked meat. Dongxu asked me to go to dinner. I won't talk to you anymore. Let's go over there," Zhang Cuihua said happily to Yi Zhonghai.

"Cooked meat?" Yi Zhonghai had another idea in his mind, and he came to He Yuzhu's house.

"Zhu Zi, the old lady in the backyard has always wanted to eat meat," Yi Zhonghai said to He Yuzhu.

"Where can I buy it now? I had to ask someone to buy the meat for cooking yesterday. There's nothing I can do. It's simply not available in the market," He Yuzhu replied.

"I heard from Dongxu that Zhang Dabao's family in the backyard cooked meat, but I wonder if he can give the old lady a bowl?" Yi Zhonghai said to himself.

"I'll go ask him? But I'm not familiar with him." He Yuzhu understood what Yi Zhonghai meant, but felt a little embarrassed.

"What's the difficulty? Respecting the elderly and loving the young is our traditional virtue. The old lady is seventy years old this year. She can still live for a few more years. Isn't it rare for a person to live to seventy? He has been a soldier. Doesn't he understand this principle?" Yi Zhonghai continued.

"Okay, I'll go ask." He Yuzhu said this with a lack of confidence.

He took a bowl from home, went to the backyard, went straight into the kitchen, and said to Zhang Lianhua who was cooking, "The deaf old lady wants to eat meat dishes, please serve her a bowl."

"Come to beg for food?" Zhang Lianhua was a little confused.

"It's not that I want to eat, it's..." He Yuzhu didn't know how to explain.

"No one can ask for meat when begging. How can a beggar want to eat meat? You are a grown man with hands and feet, why doesn't he know how to work and earn money?" Zhang Lianhua got angry and said a few words to He Yuzhu.

"Second sister, who is here to beg for food?" Zhang Dabao heard the voice coming out.

"Hey Dabiao, the deaf old lady in our hospital wants to eat meat, but it's out of stock in the market now. Your family happens to have it, so I wanted to serve it in a bowl for her." He Yuzhu had met Zhang Dabiao once and knew that he was the head of the family.

"If she wants to eat meat, I have to give it to her? If she wants to eat shit, I have to go and do it now?" Zhang Dabao looked at He Yuzhu and asked.

"If you want to give it, then give it. If you don't want to give it, then forget it. Why do you say such harsh words?" He Yuzhu was a little angry when he heard what Zhang Dabao said.

"If you still want to give it to me, then give it to me. What the hell is wrong with you? I told you not to feed it to the dog, but you can't even speak a word of human language. If you want to eat, you have to practice how to say nice things first, otherwise you'll probably get beaten," Zhang Dabao started cursing.

"Boy, you dare to scold me!" He Yuzhu put down the bowl and rushed over, trying to hug Zhang Dabao's legs.

Zhang Dabao kicked He Yuzhu in the head with a side kick, making him a little dizzy. He wanted to rush forward, but Zhang Dabao kicked him straight, and He Yuzhu was kicked away. Zhang Dabao followed up and hit He Yuzhu in the face with a big slap, and his face became swollen.

"Zhang Dabao, why did you hit people again?" Yi Zhonghai saw this situation coming again. After seeing He Yuzhu's situation, he directly scolded Zhang Dabao.

"I'm going to beat your mother? How long have you been standing there? Can't you see or hear? I hate people like you who pretend to be cool. Will you die if you don't pretend for a day?" Zhang Dabao was of course not polite when he saw that it was Yi Zhonghai.

"Zhang Dabao, you are really lawless. He Yuzhu came to ask for food for the 70-year-old old lady in the courtyard. What's wrong with that? You came up and scolded her and started hitting her. What do you want to do?" Yi Zhonghai questioned Zhang Dabao loudly.

"You are really a shit-eater. You said what you want to say. Why do you come to my house to beg for food? And you want a bowl of meat? Who does she think she is? Is it glorious to beg for food from a 70-year-old? You talk so nicely, why don't you buy her meat? You are the smartest person in the world. When a shit-eater says something, others have to listen. Okay, you come and kowtow first, and then sing a little song. If you sing well, I will give you a bowl. How about it?" Zhang Dabao looked at Yi Zhonghai and said.

"The deaf old lady is seventy years old this year. Everyone knows that our Courtyard No. 95 is a courtyard that respects the elderly. If any family makes something delicious, they will send some to her. She once made straw sandals for the Red Army and made a contribution," said Yi Zhonghai when he saw the crowd gathering around him.

"You are seventy years old. Can you do whatever you want? I have an uncle in the village. He is eighty-eight years old this year. Can he come to your house to shit on the kang? He also made straw sandals for the Red Army. Tell me when the Red Army came to the capital? How did she send them to the Red Army? Did you send them there? I think you want to deceive the masses to achieve your ulterior motives," Zhang Dabao said to Yi Zhonghai.

The crowd began to talk. Yi Zhonghai saw that something was wrong, but he didn't know what to say.

"Then you can't just hit people casually. Look at what you have done to the pillar," Yi Zhonghai said when he saw He Yuzhu lying on the ground.

"You were the one who asked this idiot to come, right? It seems that you have some good methods. Are you Yi Zhonghai? I've heard of you. You have managed No. 95 Courtyard so well that no one can get in. It has become your independent kingdom. Yi Zhonghai, when do you plan to counterattack the mainland? It seems that this is one of your main strongholds? Yi Zhonghai, how many men do you have?" Zhang Dabao laughed when he heard Yi Zhonghai's words, and asked Yi Zhonghai a few questions with a smile.

"Zhang Dabao, stop slandering me," Yi Zhonghai was furious.

"I was wrong in what I said, Commander Yi. Considering your situation, they will at least give you the rank of colonel. Don't be angry. Don't you know that anger is harmful to your health?" Zhang Dabao continued to ask Yi Zhonghai with a smile.

"Zhonghai, your apprentice is here," an old lady shouted from outside.

"Dongxu, let's go see your senior brother." Yi Zhonghai saw his apprentice Jia Dongxu among the crowd of onlookers and asked him to go with him.

"Master, why don't you go back first? I'll come over after I have dinner at my seventh uncle's house." Jia Dongxu saw that his aunt in the kitchen had already divided the dishes into bowls. Seeing the greasy slices of fat meat, he didn't want to leave.

"You..." Yi Zhonghai didn't expect Jia Dongxu to say such a thing. He almost vomited blood and squeezed out of the crowd while covering his chest.

Yi Zhonghai left, and the crowd dispersed, leaving only He Yuzhu lying on the ground.

"Idiot, can you stand up?" Zhang Dabao walked up to He Yuzhu and asked.

"Seventh uncle, his name is Shazhu, not Shabi" Banggeng heard what Zhang Dabiao said and hurried over to correct him. Everyone around laughed out loud.

"Really? He's really not an idiot? But why is he so stupid?" Zhang Dabao laughed.

"He is a little stupid, but he is not really an idiot. He is just an idiot. Or you can ask my grandma," Banggeng said seriously.

"Did I remember it wrong, or you remembered it right? I'll let you eat all the fat in my bowl later, okay?" Zhang Dabao said, touching Bang Geng's head.

"Okay, I like eating fatty meat the most," Banggeng was very happy.

Of course He Yuzhu also heard the conversation between the two. It was so embarrassing. He struggled to stand up, his head was still dizzy, and he almost fell when he stood up. It was Zhang Lianhua who helped him up and he was able to stand steadily.

"Thank you," He Yuzhu turned around and said thank you, then turned around and staggered back home.

"Seventh uncle, Shazhu is so stupid. He said thank you after being beaten." Banggeng discovered the problem.

"Isn't it? Play less with fools in the future, otherwise you will become a fool too," Zhang Dabao said to Banggeng.

"Okay, wash your hands and eat. I'm hungry," Zhang Lianhua said to Zhang Dabao.

"Okay, it's time to eat. I'll go get a bottle. This nephew is an honored guest and must be treated well." Zhang Dabao went to the inner room and took out two bottles of wine and poured them for Jia Dongxu and Huang Xinsheng.

The three of them were the same as everyone else, each having a bowl of food. After they were done eating, they would go for more. Bang Geng was right in front of Zhang Dabao because all the fat in Zhang Dabao's bowl was given to him.