Siheyuan: This is really immoral

After the two of them lingered in bed for a while, Lin Zhuang took out his invincible ointment.

The difference between Yu Li and Ran Qiuye is that Ran Qiuye is too embarrassed to let Lin Zhuang apply the medicine personally.

Yu Li, on the other hand, spread her legs openly.

She insisted that Lin Zhuang apply medicine to her, and during the process she kept finding opportunities to tease Lin Zhuang, giggling sweetly.

Lin Zhuang: I also spent all my time hunting geese and was blinded by a goose. I never expected that after letting go, Yu Li would have such succubus attributes.

"I'll come over this weekend and take you to buy a radio. You can figure out how to explain it to Haitang yourself."

Yu Li bumped into Lin Zhuang with her car lights on, threw him a wink and said, "Don't worry, maybe I can give you a surprise one day."

surprise?

Lin Zhuang was a little confused as to what kind of surprise could be for him, and he didn't intend to ask about it now. After all, life always has to have some sense of expectation and ritual.

"Then I will just wait and see?"

"Hehehe!" Yu Li didn't know what she was thinking of. Her face turned pink and she covered her mouth and laughed again.

Lin Zhuang took a quick glance, and those who didn't know would have thought she was going to wear clothes with attributes to buff him...

Wait a moment! !

Clothes with attributes? ?

The kind with semi-transparent black and white lace edges! The kind that is mainly made up of a few red bags!

The kind that teachers have? The kind that nurses have?

Or open-mouthed???

Lin Zhuang touched his chin and shouted in his heart: "Brother Tongzi! Where are you? I need you!!!"

"Ding!"

"Are there any special clothes?"

"Ding! Please describe in detail!"

"It's just what I had in mind, the kind that buffs men, increases attack speed and critical strikes..."

Lin Zhuang was extremely excited. If the system store had such a thing, he couldn't imagine how colorful and fascinating it would make his monotonous life.

In this era, he felt a sense of happiness that "from now on the king no longer has to attend court early in the morning".

however.

The next moment, the system's originally human voice, with a hint of coldness and a hint of playfulness, rang out: "Ding! The system does not sell clothes."

boom! !

Lin Zhuang pounded the table hard. Damn system, you are playing tricks on me!

You don't sell clothes, but you ask me what kind of clothes I want. Are you taking me for a fool?!

Hey!

I have never been so humiliated in my life. This system can go wherever it wants.

"Ding! Host, please confirm whether you need to leave the system?"

“Hahaha…” Lin Zhuang’s face changed. After a few awkward laughs, he said humbly, “Separate? No, no, no, Tongzi is my adopted parent. No matter how you separate from me, Tongzi can never separate from me in this life. Haha——”

I wanted to curse a few more times, but I forced myself to hold it back.

This system can't be abandoned. Other things are fine, but I'm mainly afraid of what the system said before, if he leaves, he will die! !

"Brother Tongzi, I'm just complaining a few words, please don't bear grudges."

Brother Tongzi: Haha!

The system said nothing more and responded to Lin Zhuang with cold violence.

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A day passed in the blink of an eye, and dusk was approaching in a flash, and people started their journey home.

Lin Zhuang had done enough exercise in the morning, so he planned to go back to the courtyard to watch the fun tonight.

After Lin Zhuang returned home, he took some things to Wang's house as usual and asked Mrs. Wang to do them. But what Lin Zhuang didn't notice was that while Lin Zhuang was doing these things.

A vicious look appeared in Liu Hai, who was chatting with Yan Bugui at the door of Yan Bugui's house. The opportunity has come!

It’s the harvest that got us back!!

"Uncle, I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." After saying that, Liu Haizhong left without any hesitation, and he didn't go home, but walked out of the courtyard.

Yan Bugui looked up with a puzzled look on his face. When he found that he had really walked out of the courtyard, he was confused for a moment. "Didn't you just ask me something? I just said a few words and he left directly. What is he doing? Are you teasing me?"

"Hey! Uncle, where is the man in the sea?"

Just when Yan Bugui was shaking his head and going home, Second Aunt called him.

"I don't know. We were chatting just now and he suddenly left. I don't know where he went... Maybe something happened."

The second aunt was also clueless, "Huh? Didn't I say I would chat with you for a while and then go home for dinner? I didn't hear anything about you. Okay, then I'll go home first."

"Okay, that's it." Yan Bugui walked back home. Unexpectedly, the third aunt heard the noise and asked Yan Bugui at this time: "What happened just now?"

"Let me tell you, this is very new..."

"......"

While Lin Zhuang was having dinner at Wang's house, there was a lot of noise in the yard, especially the sound from Liu Haizhong was the loudest and most obvious.

"Yes, it's right in here!"

Boom!Boom!Boom!

“We are from the streets and the police.”

Lin Zhuang and Wang's sister-in-law looked at each other. If it was just a knock on the door, Lin Zhuang might not be very clear, but now he understood it after hearing the sound like a dog's leg from Liu Haizhong.

In particular, Lin Zhuang saw confusion in Wang's sister-in-law's eyes, and given the cautious way she lived with her daughter, he knew that she was unlikely to offend anyone.

"It's probably coming for me. It's nothing. Relax."

Lin Zhuang comforted Wang's sister-in-law in a very low voice, then calmly walked to the door, opened it and asked:

"Hello! What can I do for you?"

Before the street and police officers could speak, Liu Haizhong jumped out.

"Comrade Public Security, it's him, Linzhuang!"

"The food he eats every day is so good that it makes people envious. I have every reason to suspect that the source of his food is not normal. He might be an enemy spy!!"

"Please be quiet!" The public security officers certainly didn't believe Liu Haizhong's one-sided statement, but they also stared at Lin Zhuang vigilantly. After all, the second uncle in the yard said so confidently, especially since it involved enemy spies, there was no room for carelessness. "Comrade Lin Zhuang, please accept our investigation."

Lin Zhuang's eyes were sharp as he glanced at Liu Haizhong who was jumping happily.

However, Liu Haizhong saw endless sharpness and coldness in this look. He nervously hid behind several police officers, trying to find a sense of security.

Lin Zhuang only glanced at the clown and stopped paying attention to him. He looked at the police and asked:

"Comrade Public Security, how can I cooperate with you?"