Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

Shao Yun, Ying and Paimeng sat at a table outside the Deer Hunter Restaurant, enjoying the quiet afternoon.

Today's sunshine makes people feel warm and comfortable.

The food on the table is filled with tempting aroma, which increases your appetite.

Paimon ate with gusto, a satisfied smile on his little face.

She patted her round belly and said lazily, "Today's meal is really delicious, and I also met Miss Sarah who is loved by everyone!"

Miss Sarah was busy clearing the dishes. When she heard Paimon's compliment, she raised her head, smiled and said, "No matter how much you compliment me, Paimon, I can't give you three a free meal."

Paimon chuckled, blinked his eyes and said, "We don't mean to get a free meal, we just think Miss Sarah is very kind, this is a compliment from the heart!"

Miss Sarah held the plate with a warm smile on her face, "Thank you, Paimon. I am really happy to hear that you like my deer hunter craft so much and praise me so kindly."

Shao Yun looked at the interaction between Paimeng and Miss Sarah, shook his head helplessly, and said with a smile: "Paimeng, just eat as much as you want, don't worry about the money. I'm here, and I will never let you go hungry."

Paimeng scratched his head a little embarrassedly, and said with a chuckle: "Hehe, I was just joking. Shao Yun, you are the best. You will definitely not let me go hungry."

Shao Yun joked to Paimeng in a light-hearted tone.

"Unless you, Paimon, can eat Mora raw, I promise you'll be well fed."

Paimon rolled his eyes and muttered, "This joke is not funny at all, Shao Yun!"

Just as the three were immersed in the joy of delicious food, a nun in black nun's uniform looked around anxiously, as if looking for something.

Shao Yun noticed the nun. He turned to look at Ying and asked, "Is that a nun from the West Wind Church?"

Ying looked up and nodded, "It looks like Sister Victoria."

When Paimon heard that it was a nun and that she was still looking for someone, he immediately hid behind Ying nervously, muttering to himself.

"Could it be that the matter of the Sky Harp has been discovered?"

Shao Yun smiled and shook his head, comforting Paimeng, "Don't worry, Paimeng. We didn't damage the Skyharp when we borrowed it. Even if there is a problem, it is not our fault. Come, sit down and continue to enjoy the food."

Just then, Sister Victoria saw Ying. She immediately walked over quickly, held Ying's hand, and a happy expression appeared on her face.

"I finally found you, Honor Knight!"

When Shao Yun saw this scene, he thought, it's over. This silly yellow-haired girl is causing trouble all by herself! Are all the Mond people extinct?

Ying looked at the nun's expression of asking for help and said tiredly, "Sister Victoria, what can I do for you?"

Sister Victoria tells the whole story.

"Didn't I ask you to help us get rid of Mr. Albert yesterday? He's here again today. Please help us again."

Ying felt a little embarrassed when she heard this request. She said hesitantly: "This..."

Shao Yun looked at Ying's helpless expression and decided to step forward to find out the situation.

"Wait a minute! Why are you chasing them away? Is Mr. Albert going to blow up the church or tear down the statue?"

Sister Victoria heard the hostility in Shao Yun's tone and restrained her emotions.

"No, the main reason is that he keeps pestering our chaplain, Miss Barbara, and it has seriously affected her work and daily life."

Shao Yun pointed in the direction of the Knights of Favonius and said, "Then why don't you just report it to the Knights and lock him up?"

When Sister Victoria heard this suggestion, she looked troubled.

"I've thought about it, but although Mr. Albert is annoying, he does his best to help with the church's sanitation and daily chores, so we can't be too tough..."

Shao Yun rubbed his fingers and made a practical suggestion.

"Then you can pay him the corresponding labor remuneration according to his labor and repay this favor with reason and evidence. Can't you just drive him away forcefully?"

After listening to Shao Yun's suggestion, Sister Victoria looked embarrassed and said with a lack of confidence: "Emmm, we want to give it, but he doesn't want it..."

From your tone, it seems that you still don't want to give it. Don't you understand the principle of being grateful to others and being grateful to others?

Shao Yun looked at Ying standing aside, not wanting to say anything too harsh, and refused in a tactful tone.

"Since ancient times, free things are the most valuable! Besides, Mr. Albert did do the work, and it doesn't make sense for you to ask Ying to drive him away."

Sister Victoria didn't understand the meaning of the diagram. She looked bitter and said shamelessly, "But we really have no choice. He comes every day and we can't carry out our daily work."

This time, Shao Yun stretched out his hand and sternly rejected the nun.

"We are adventurers, not security guards. This kind of expulsion should be handled by official knights of the Knights of Favonius. Please don't disturb our lunch now, thank you!"

Paimon murmured quietly, "But Sister Victoria has come to see us. We..."

Shao Yun looked at Paimeng and whispered, "Paimeng, this matter is completely muddled. Both parties are right. There is no need to wade into muddy waters."

Seeing her failure, Sister Victoria was about to return to the Adventurer's Guild in dejection.

Suddenly she thought of the key words in Shao Yun's words just now, the words money and adventurer.

She immediately turned around and said as if issuing a commission: "Can I pay you Mora? Please help me persuade Mr. Albert. As long as it does not affect Pastor Barbara's daily work, it will be fine."

Seeing that Sister Victoria lowered her demands and was willing to pay, Shao Yun's attitude immediately changed.

"How many?"

Sister Victoria gestured and said, "How about eight thousand Moras?"

Shao Yun narrowed his eyes and said meaningfully: "What do you think?"

Eight thousand Mora is indeed a bit too little, and the price is too low.

Seeing this, Sister Victoria clasped her hands together, bowed, and sincerely asked Shao Yun for a favor.

"Eight thousand five hundred and twenty-seven Moras, I can't give you any more! Please, I will pray to Lord Barbatos, the God of Wind, that you three have a safe journey."

Are all the nuns in Mondstadt so poor? But this attitude is still okay. Anyway, there is nothing to do every day, so just treat it as a way to digest food after a meal.

"I will go with you after dinner. Let Ying have a good rest." Shao Yun nodded and agreed to the nun's request.

"Let's go together. We've just finished our meal, and Paimeng and I need to digest the food." After saying that, he put his mouth close to Shao Yun's ear and whispered, "I'm afraid you'll beat Mr. Albert to death, so I have to follow you!"

This reason was so convincing that Shao Yun didn't know what to say and could only nod and agree.

After the three of them finished their meal, they followed Sister Victoria to the West Wind Cathedral. The magnificent architecture of the cathedral looked solemn and sacred under the afternoon sun, and the air around it was filled with a peaceful and harmonious atmosphere.

Shao Yun immediately saw Mr. Albert hiding in the bushes. He was holding a bottle of juice in his hand and looking at the entrance of the church, as if he was waiting for someone.

Sister Victoria followed Shao Yun's gaze and also spotted Mr. Albert. She shouted, "Mr. Albert!"

Mr. Albert, who was hiding in the bushes, was startled. He stood up suddenly and saw Sister Victoria coming out of the bushes. He looked at them awkwardly.

"Ah! Hello everyone, the weather is nice today..."

Sister Victoria said unhappily, "Stop being sneaky. You'll scare the children!"

Mr. Albert scratched his head and looked at her aggrievedly.

"I just wanted to give my idol Miss Barbara a surprise. I hid very secretly, but I didn't interfere with the daily work of your church!"

Ying remembered her last experience. She brought out her previous excuse and threatened, "Leave quickly! Otherwise I will find the Knights!"

When Mr. Albert heard this, he was so frightened that he quickly stretched out his hands, crossed his arms to cover his face, and said in a defensive posture: "Don't be so ruthless!"

For some reason, Ying's threat had no deterrent effect at all in Shao Yun's eyes.

Albert was relieved to see Ying didn't move, so he walked up to Sister Victoria and started to reason with her.

"Sister Victoria, I really want to help Barbara. I'm not a nuisance. I help the church clean up, help lonely elderly people and orphans who have lost their parents. You've seen it all! I'm just worried that Miss Barbara will be tired, so I want to show some concern. Is it wrong to help others?"

What Albert said made sense. Sister Victoria was actually persuaded and became a little undecided.

Shao Yun stood aside, witnessed all this, and shook his head secretly in his heart.

He understood that Ying had no deterrent power and Sister Victoria was not good at talking.

It seems that I have to go out!

Shao Yun smiled and waved to Albert, motioning him to come over.

Albert walked over with a hint of doubt.

Shao Yun took him aside, patted him on the shoulder, and said in a kind and sincere tone: “Mr. Albert, I can see that you really want to help Miss Barbara, right?”

Albert nodded immediately, his eyes sparkling with excitement.

"Yeah! I dream of being able to help her!"

Shao Yun smiled slightly, a cunning light flashed in his eyes, he rolled his eyes and began to fool him.

"Then I think you should join the West Wind Church and become a monk. In this way, you can work with Barbara every day, and you can also help her legitimately as a colleague!"

After hearing what Shao Yun said, Albert was stunned for a moment, then pointed at himself and looked in the direction of West Wind Church with a bitter face.

"Ah? I become a monk? Mr. Shao Yun, you are kidding, right? I... I am not that kind of person at all!"

Shao Yun turned Albert's head and made him look at West Wind Cathedral.

"You are now at best an enthusiastic citizen. It is difficult for you to see Barbara. Why not find another way and join the West Wind Church? Then you can see Barbara every day."

After hearing what Shao Yun said, Albert frowned, broke free and shook his head.

"Mr. Shao Yun, I really want to help Barbara, not to join the West Wind Church. Besides, I heard that the West Wind Church has a lot of rules, and I can't adapt to them."

After hearing what he said, Shao Yun almost slapped him to death!

Then you idiot, why are you still helping your uncle?

But seeing that Ying was staring at him, he suppressed his anger, smiled, changed his angle, and continued to give advice.

"Mr. Albert, I understand your thoughts. If you don't want to join the West Wind Church, there is another way."

When Albert heard there was another way, he immediately asked anxiously, "What is it? Mr. Shao Yun, please tell me quickly!"

Shao Yun began to speak eloquently, his words were full of wisdom and philosophy.

"Mr. Albert, there is an old saying in Liyue, 'You plant flowers with care but they don't bloom, but you plant willows by accident and they grow into shade'. Your eagerness to see Miss Barbara now may make her feel annoyed."

"Why don't you change your approach and concentrate on volunteer work to reduce Miss Barbara's burden."

"Just think about it, because of your hard work, Miss Barbara will have more time to rest. When she sees you working so hard, she will come over and praise you. It's better than you asking her for help!"

Albert listened to Shao Yun's words, and a gleam flashed in his eyes. He seemed to be moved by Shao Yun's words and began to think seriously about this suggestion.

"You have a point..."

Seeing this, Shao Yun continued to add fuel to the fire and depicted the future scene.

"Mr. Albert, you are also making efforts. Instead of going to see Miss Barbara and causing her trouble, why don't you try to help her share some tasks so that she can have more time to rest?"

"Wouldn't it be better if she noticed your kindness, came over, and said kindly, 'Thank you for your hard work, Mr. Albert?'"

Albert had been fooled. After listening to Shao Yun's words, the expression on his face was like Wang Yangming's enlightenment in Longchang or the Buddha's enlightenment under the Bodhi tree.

It’s just that there was a look of sudden enlightenment in the eyes of those two mighty men, but there was at most a bit of eye booger in your eyes, Albert!

He held Shao Yun's hand tightly and said gratefully: "You are so wise! I will do as you say!"

Shao Yun looked at Albert’s clear and stupid eyes and muttered to himself.

"You're welcome. You're just too easy to fool, silly boy!"

The moment Albert turned around, his face was filled with uncontrollable excitement and joy. He almost shouted out the six words "Sister Victoria!"

At this moment, his heart was full of fantasies about the future.

When Mr. Albert left, Shao Yun walked up to Sister Victoria with a smile and said bluntly: "The matter is resolved, Sister Victoria, give me the money!"

Sister Victoria looked at Shao Yun with a helpless expression on her face. She complained, "What a bad idea! Mr. Albert is even more fanatical."

She is now dissatisfied with Shao Yun's behavior, but at the same time she also reveals her helplessness and worry about Albert.

However, Shao Yun didn't care about Sister Victoria's complaints. He held up three fingers and stated three major benefits.

"First, your West Wind Church has gained free labor. Second, Barbara will not be in trouble. Third, Mr. Albert is also enjoying it. Everyone is happy!"

Sister Victoria looked at Albert who was busy in the distance, then looked at Shao Yun in front of her, and sighed helplessly.

He took out a small bag of Mora and handed it to Shao Yun.

"You... Well, anyway, Mr. Albert did not bother Sister Barbara, as promised."

Shao Yun took the money bag and showed a satisfied smile on his face. He thanked him and said, "Thank you!"

Looking at Sister Victoria's leaving back, Shao Yun was wondering what to do in the afternoon.

At this time, Paimeng tugged at the corner of Shao Yun's clothes and whispered, "Paimeng suddenly discovered a problem."

Shao Yun looked down at Paimeng and asked with a curious smile on his face, "What's the problem?"

Paimon pointed to the corner by the wall, looking a little uneasy. She said, "Why is that man staring at us?"

Shao Yun looked in the direction Paimeng pointed, and sure enough, he saw a middle-aged man standing in the corner, staring at the three people.

Even though he was discovered, he did not look away.

Shao Yun put away his smile, frowned slightly, and whispered to Paimeng and Ying: "I'll go take a look."