Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat
Chapter 382 Even if you have money, you won’t come to see the Grass God
Shao Yun took the manifest and glanced at it casually, only to see a list of various torture instruments on it.
Common torture instruments such as the barbed whip and the tiger bench had little appeal to him and were not worth mentioning.
And things like the brain-splitting machine, which carries a somewhat cruel connotation, and an iron chair covered with spikes, did arouse a slight bit of interest.
What really aroused Shao Yun's interest was the electric torture chair powered by thunder slime.
After all, Shao Yun had seen this new gadget before...but it was not as sophisticated as Alice's!
It is worth mentioning that the electric torture chair is also equipped with special tools for capturing thunder slimes, a pair of insulating gloves and an insulating net.
Then, Shao Yun opened the book written by Alice.
The clean white pages are densely packed with records of various valuable execution experiences and knowledge that she had personally practiced or that others had summarized.
In the book, Alice spared no effort to give him a detailed introduction to each method of execution, including the specific operating steps, the consequences, and so on.
As he watched, Shao Yun couldn't help but sigh in his heart: "Oh, in order to prevent me from destroying the stability of the border of Teyvat by killing people, Ms. Alice really took great pains and racked her brains!"
When Shao Yun turned to the last page, a thin envelope quietly came into view.
Shao Yun's heart moved, and when he was about to take out the letter and read its contents, a crisp and lively voice interrupted his action.
"Now that the business is done, it's time to do business~" Dolly said with a smile, blinking her bright big eyes.
Shao Yun was stunned when he heard this, and subconsciously shifted his gaze from the envelope to Dolly, and asked curiously: "What?"
Dolly had a confident smile on her face. She cleared her throat and began her opening remarks like a skilled salesperson.
“Welcome to Dolly’s almighty store! We have everything here, from rare treasures to practical daily necessities, and we guarantee fair trade to everyone.”
"As long as you have enough Mora, there is nothing you can't buy here, only things you can't think of! No matter what you need or what difficulties you encounter, just come to me, I will definitely help you solve them!"
Before she finished her words, Dolly quickly took out strange little things from her pocket.
At the same time, Dolly did not forget to recommend to Shao Yun enthusiastically: "I heard that you are traveling with someone. I have a lot of very useful travel gadgets here. Would you like to consider buying some? There are special discounts for purchasing now!"
As she spoke, she took out a kettle and shook it, then displayed an exquisite compass.
Shao Yun stared curiously at the novel travel gadgets that Dolly took out from her pocket, which was like a treasure bag.
Dolly took out a specially designed travel bag with exquisite design, then demonstrated a small but powerful outdoor dryer, and finally showed off a peculiar umbrella that could collect rainwater, and many other dazzling gadgets.
However, Shao Yun just glanced at these so-called treasures casually and waved his hand without interest.
"These things don't seem to be very useful. I don't need them."
But Dolly was not willing to give up this potential business so easily. She continued to promote her products with perseverance, blinking her big, lively eyes and saying with a big smile on her face, "Oh, don't jump to conclusions so quickly!"
"Our Xumi has a unique means of transportation - the camel beast! It is much more practical than those ordinary cargo hot air balloons! Don't you want to buy one to try? And the price is absolutely fair and reasonable!"
Unexpectedly, when Shao Yun heard Dolly mention the camel, he couldn't help laughing out loud.
He thought, how could a camel be more useful than a nimble and agile horse?
"I already have a horse, and my horse is much stronger than a camel."
As soon as these words came out, Dolly's eyes widened instantly, as if she had discovered a new world.
"Horse? Are they Mondstadt's horses? Are there more of them recently? I guess I should go to Mondstadt to investigate when I can."
Although Shao Yun had no interest in camel beasts, he was attracted by Dolly's opening remarks.
He narrowed his eyes slightly and asked with interest, "Oh? By the way, I think you just said that no matter what I need or any difficult problems I encounter, I can come to you for help? Is that right?"
When Dolly heard this, she was secretly delighted. Her clever little head immediately started to work rapidly. She was calculating in her mind and she could see countless Moras flying towards her.
"Hey, hey, hey, this guest looks like he's in big trouble! I'm going to get rich!"
Dolly raised the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a sly smile, and asked, "Could it be that you have something special that you want to order?"
"Or have you run into a difficult problem that's hard to solve? But the price of such a transaction is quite high!"
Shao Yun smiled slightly upon hearing this, and there was an elusive meaning in that smile. He said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, I have plenty of money, too much to count! As long as you can help me solve the current problem, no matter how much Mora it costs, I won't blink an eye."
Upon hearing this, Dolly's eyes lit up and she almost jumped up with excitement.
She smiled and asked impatiently, "Oh, you are so generous! I like customers like you who are straightforward and efficient! Tell me quickly, what do you need?"
Dolly thought happily that she must have caught a super fat fish this time.
However, what she never expected was that she was the fish that was about to be caught, and Shao Yun was the hidden fisherman.
Shao Yun said in an unusually calm tone, "I want to see the Grass God."
These words exploded in Dolly's ears like a bolt from the blue. She opened her mouth in shock and her eyeballs almost fell out of their sockets.
After a long while, she came back to her senses and stammered, "Wha...what?! Did I...did I hear it right?"
Shao Yun clearly repeated his needs again.
"I want to see the Little Auspicious Grass King. Can you help me solve it?"
When Dolly heard this, her heart tightened. If she had such great ability, she would have become the richest businessman in Teyvat long ago!
So she hurriedly made up an excuse and pretended to be extremely humble, responding: "Oh, I'm really sorry. I'm just an ordinary businessman, with shallow connections, and I'm not familiar with those bigwigs in the House of Lords."
Then, she waved her hands and added, "For a business like this that requires a lot of favors, even if you can offer a mountain of Mora, it won't work if I knock on your joints without a Mora."
"You don't know how rigid the thinking of those old-timers in the Ministry of Education is."
Shao Yun couldn't help but find it a little funny when listening to Dolly's words.
Shallow connections, coming from your mouth, Dolly? I don't believe it.
He asked back with interest: "Oh? You said you don't have many connections? Then where did you get this magnificent Casazale Palace? Was it blown to you by the wind?"
As he spoke, Shao Yun casually waved his hands around, indicating the extremely luxurious Casazale Palace.
Dolly smiled bitterly, sighed helplessly, and explained, "You don't know. Although money makes the world go round, compared to power, money is not on the same level."
"Take a 'small businessman' like me for example. Even if I just happen to meet a discipline officer on the street, I still have to be cautious and respectful."
"As for wanting to see the extremely noble Little King of Auspicious Grass, that is something that cannot be achieved by just spending money. I beg you to be magnanimous and not embarrass a boastful little businessman like me!"
Shao Yun looked at Dolly's embarrassed expression and knew that she was pretending, but he didn't force her.
If Dolly could so easily let herself see the little auspicious grass king who had been imprisoned for five hundred years, then either Dolly had great connections, or the Church of the Holy Spirit was so useless that it couldn't even guard the gate.
Shao Yun acted very open-minded and free and easy. He smiled and nodded and said, "Well, I understand. Since ancient times, money has never been in conflict with power. I was just joking."
Seeing Shao Yun give up, Duo Li heaved a sigh of relief and said hastily, "If there is nothing else, I will leave first. I wish you a safe journey. You don't have to see me off!"
After saying this, Dolly prepared to turn around and leave, fearing that Shao Yun would propose another deal that he could not complete.
Shao Yun didn't care too much about this. He just opened the letter Alice left for him and began to read it carefully.
……
"When you read this letter, you should have received the torture device I sent you. Please enjoy the pleasure of not killing anyone... I beg you! Those dogs that bite the borders are really annoying!"
"Oh, by the way, as for the extra reward I told you at the time that would satisfy you, show this letter to Dolly. I asked her to provide you with free and high-quality food and accommodation in Xumi! If she dares not agree, hehe, I will cut off her supply!"
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