Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

The strange bird was quiet for a while, but the closer it got to Mondstadt, the more excited it became and started struggling again.

"Do you know my nickname in the treasure-stealing group? I'll tell you again, I'm the Strange Bird!"

Originally, Shao Yun was planning to buy something delicious for Paimon in the evening after getting the 100,000 Mora, but his thoughts were interrupted by his hoarse voice.

He was so angry that he slapped the strange bird on the nose with his backhand.

"You are a weird bird, and I am the King of Hell! Shut up, or I will turn you into two pieces of poultry meat and make sweet flower-stuffed chicken. Don't think I can't do it!"

After scolding him, he went on to think about what to buy for Paimon in the evening.

When the strange bird heard this, a flash of panic flashed in its eyes, but then it regained its arrogance. It raised its head and tried to use a proud attitude to cover up its inner fear.

"I am the leader of the treasure-stealing group in Mondstadt. I am on the same level as the big sister of the treasure-stealing group in Liyue! Aren't you afraid?"

His train of thought was interrupted again. Shao Yun wondered if this guy could just shut up!

"Even if you say you are the son of the God of Wind, I will not let you go!"

Then came another solid punch, just the right amount to daze him but not hurt his brain.

I thought he could be quiet for a while, but he seemed to be addicted to being beaten by Shao Yun. He couldn't keep his mouth shut and kept mumbling.

"If you have the guts, then stay in Mondstadt for the rest of your life. The treasure-stealing gang in Mondstadt will rip your throat out in the middle of the night! But I am..."

Shao Yun took out his revolver and hit him hard on the temple with the butt of the gun.

"No matter how many of you come, I will kill them all! If you make me angry, I will rob your treasure-stealing group every day and leave no one alive!"

Oh my god, I've only heard of treasure-stealing groups robbing others, but I've never heard of people robbing treasure-stealing groups.

Shao Yun's threatening voice was as cold as the wind, piercing the heart of the "strange bird".

These words were like cold swords, and every word cut into the fragile nerves of the "strange bird".

"Aren't you afraid!"

After listening to this, Shao Yun pulled the reins, stopped, turned around, grabbed his head and made him look at him.

He looked directly into the frightened eyes of the strange bird. He said in a calm and terrifying tone: "I'm afraid I'll beat you to death. It's not worth much!"

These words were like a heavy hammer, hitting the strange bird's heart hard.

He was stunned, obviously not expecting Shao Yun to be so indifferent to his life. Shao Yun's face showed no emotion, as if he was talking about something insignificant.

In the following journey, he hit me for every word I said, and finally he even hit me for every breath I took.

Shao Yun would hit you with the butt of his revolver every time, controlling the force, just like that spoon killer. If he couldn't kill you, he would torture you, just like torture.

The strange bird's nerves were about to collapse, and he asked with his last breath.

"I didn't say anything, why did you hit me?"

"I beat the kids on a rainy day. I have nothing to do anyway, so I enjoy it."

This sentence was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. The strange bird collapsed and began to howl uncontrollably.

"Help! I've been kidnapped! You're a lunatic!"

"If you scream again, I'll knock all your teeth out!"

In this way, the strange bird never stopped beating along the way, and Shao Yun never stopped knocking.

The result was that when it was almost reaching Mondstadt, the monster bird's nose was crooked, its teeth were broken, its eyes were swollen, and it no longer looked like a human.

Just as Shao Yun walked across the bridge and entered Mondstadt, a system prompt popped up.

System prompt: You cannot ride a horse in Mondstadt.

It’s just two or three steps, so just take two steps.

He took the horse back to the mobile stable and carried him into Mondstadt as if he were carrying a three-star... one-star white-tailed deer.

The two knights guarding the gate were stunned. It was the first time they saw the most unlike-human person and they looked at each other in bewilderment.

When they arrived at the Adventurer's Association's reception desk, they placed the semi-conscious strange bird on the ground like a mummy for Catherine to examine.

Even Catherine, who was well-informed and had a photographic memory, could not recognize the person in front of her. She unconfidently took out a list similar to a wanted poster and repeatedly compared the photo with the real person.

"Shao Yun, emmm, Tacitus, uh, is this a strange bird?" Catherine asked lacking confidence.

"It's genuine." Shao Yun patted his chest and guaranteed. He didn't know how long this kid had been bothering him along the way, saying that he was the leader of the Mond Treasure Stealing Group.

"Take a closer look at this face..." Shao Yun said as he looked at the face of the strange bird and was stunned.

The strange bird's face no longer resembles a human, which only proves that he is a humanoid creature.

Shao Yun scratched his head awkwardly, "It's true that I was a bit heavy-handed. Let me take a look."

Remembering that the treasure-hunting group had a treasure-hunting crow seal, I quickly searched his pockets and indeed, I took out a golden crow seal.

"Miss Catherine, look at this. This is enough to prove it."

Catherine took the Golden Crow Seal and saw the words "Strange Bird" engraved on it. Only then did she confirm that the guy in front of her was the famous thief and strange bird.

"That's indeed possible...but, is this person still alive?"

Shao Yun pinched his waist muscles hard, and the originally lifeless strange bird suddenly burst out with unprecedented vitality.

"Ah!" The strange bird howled, and bloody saliva spurted out of its mouth and face.

"Look, this guy is fine."

When the strange bird saw Catherine, it was as if it had seen a savior. Otherwise, if Shao Yun hadn't held it tightly, it would have jumped into the reception desk in the next second.

"Please, Miss Catherine, accept me, don't let me stay in his hands for another second, please, wuwuwu."

Although Catherine felt some sympathy for Mr. Strange Bird, but...

"I'm sorry, Mr. Strange Bird, our Adventurer's Association cannot accept wanted criminals."

Shao Yun laughed and asked Catherine to give the commission fee to Ying. He picked up the strange bird and strode towards the headquarters of the Knights.

"Haha, come on, let's go to the Knights!"

"Help me, devil, I've been kidnapped by the devil!"

This is the most prosperous commercial street in Mond. When he called out, many people looked over here.

In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, Shao Yun quickly put on a mask.

A patrolling knight saw a large crowd of people gathered on the main commercial street and hurried over to maintain order.

Seeing a masked man carrying a person, swaggering through the city, he immediately drew out the West Wind Sword, blocked the main road, and shouted in a loud and majestic voice: "Stop, what are you doing!"

For the first time, the strange bird thought it was saved, and it fluttered its wings like the legendary fish that had just been caught from the river.

"Brother, help me! I would rather be executed under the statue of the god of wind in the West Wind Cathedral than stay with this devil for one more second!"

The knight was confused after listening to the strange bird's words. What did hanging mean? What on earth had happened?

In order to avoid misunderstanding, Shao Yun quickly took out the Golden Crow Seal with a strange bird printed on it and explained it to everyone.

"This guy is the one who stole things from West Wind Cathedral. I caught him!"

However, Shao Yun’s words were a bit vague and unclear, which caused ambiguity.

After hearing Shao Yun's words, the knight widened his eyes, with fear and disbelief flashing in his pupils.

"What! You said he stole the Sky Harp?" he exclaimed, his voice full of shock and anger.

The sound echoed in the air, as if even the surrounding air became heavy.

Shao Yun was stunned for a moment, but suddenly he showed a devilish smile and followed the knight's instructions without interrupting.

"Yes! It's this guy!"

The onlookers were eager to watch the fun and their anger was instantly aroused.

The strange bird was going crazy. He knew that when the wall fell, everyone pushed it, but he couldn't create something out of nothing. That broken jar didn't look like the Lyre in the Sky at all!

"It's unfair! God of the Wind! I, the strange bird, deserve to die, but you can't throw all the dirty water on me!"

But who in Mond would believe the words of the leader of the Mond Treasure Thieves, let alone the person who was said to have stolen the Sky Harp.

When people heard Shao Yun "confirm" that the Sky Harp was stolen by a strange bird, the news spread like wildfire, from one person to ten, and from ten to a hundred.

When the Mond people heard the news, they put down what they were doing and gathered around in a mighty force.

The crowd was furious, and everyone shouted that they wanted to execute this public enemy of Mondstadt!

If Shao Yun hadn't carried him, the strange bird would have been torn into pieces like paper by the angry Mond citizens.

Suddenly, a group of Favonius Knights came over and seemed to be there to maintain order. The strange bird breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it could reach the prison safely.

But after a few seconds, her relaxed face tensed up again because the knights had mixed in with the crowd and were shouting louder than the citizens.

When the strange bird saw this scene, it was so scared that it almost wet its pants.

Feeling that the man's muscles on his shoulder relaxed a little, he immediately threatened.

"I'm warning you! If you dare to pee on me, I don't mind chopping off your little thing. I want you who can talk, and the Knights don't mind me picking something off your body."

When these words were spoken, the strange bird shrank back in fear, and immediately turned into a dead fish, no longer speaking.

Shao Yun carried the strange bird, followed by the excited Mondstadt citizens, and walked towards the direction of the Knights.

The gatekeeper Favonius Knight "Atto" saw a group of people coming towards the Knights from afar. Thinking something had happened, he quickly went into the headquarters building to call for help.

Just as Atuo went to call for help, Shao Yun walked to the door of the Knights' headquarters in two or three steps and shouted loudly.

"Amber, I brought the rent!"

Amber was the first to rush out of the headquarters gate. She was frightened when she saw the huge crowds of people. Are the citizens of Mond going to rebel?

Fortunately, Shao Yun held the strange bird high up, attracting her attention. She quickly walked down the stairs and looked at Shao Yun.

"Shao Yun, you are...ah, who is this?"

The inhuman looking thing on Shao Yun's shoulder attracted Amber's attention.

"This is a thief bird!" After saying that, Shao Yun threw the strange bird to the ground like a torn sack.

Amber couldn't believe it. The leader of the Mond Treasure Thieves, the Strange Bird, was captured just like that?

"so fast!"

"No need to thank me, just consider it as the rent for the three of us living in your house."

The strange bird was thrown on the ground like a maggot, using its chin to move its body towards Amber, crying for help with snot and tears.

"Sister, sister, help me."

Many people from the Knights came, including Jean, Lisa, Kaeya and Noel.

Such a spectacle has never been seen since the founding of the Knights.

After listening to Shao Yun's account of the whole incident, Captain Qin took great pains to persuade the crowd to leave, and then brought the two of them into the Knights Templar.

The strange bird lying on the ground felt for the first time that the Knights of Favonius were so warm and welcoming. In the eyes of the strange bird, those majestic knights could now be described as approachable.

"My dear brothers and sisters, I am the leader of the Mond Treasure Thieves, 'Strange Bird'. If I am guilty, please hang me."

Having said this, he turned around and looked at Shao Yun in horror, shouting in panic.

"But please don't let this devil, no demon, no, the King of Hell torture me!"

“I feel like we have a very harmonious relationship along the way!”

Shao Yun took off his mask, raised his eyebrows and smiled. But in the eyes of the strange bird, it seemed that the King of Hell had come with the little ghost carrying a white banner to claim his life.

Captain Qin didn't expect that she would encounter Shao Yun capturing the leader of the Mond treasure-stealing group just after she finished dealing with a day's worth of Mond government affairs. She didn't know whether she should be happy or tired.

"Shao Yun, thank you for your hard work. Our Knights will take you away for interrogation first." After saying this, he perked up and smiled.

"I don't even know how to thank you."

Hearing that he was going to be taken away by the Knights, the strange bird felt as if he had been pardoned. If he had not been escorted by the knights, he would have run into the interrogation room like a wild horse in the next second.

"Do you need me to interrogate you?"

Shao Yun smiled evilly and made a kind suggestion, which directly drove the strange bird crazy.

The strange bird's body trembled, and it became hysterical, as if its hope had been shattered again.

His mouth is like a floodgate opened, he says whatever he wants.

"Ah! I admit it, I admit it, I'm admitting it now! My original name is Henry, I'm a man, thirty-one years old this year, my hometown is Mondstadt, Bluewind Highlands, I'm still unmarried, I like dandelion wine, and I need a pacifier to fall asleep every night! Ahhh, and..."

I feel like this Henry shouldn't be in an interrogation room, he should be in a mental hospital.

Fearing that the situation would escalate further, Amber, Lisa and Noelle quickly pushed Shao Yun's back and pushed him into the Knights' library.

Kaiya laughed so hard at this scene that tears came out of his eyes.

"Hahaha, this weird bird is the leader of the Mond Treasure Stealing Group after all, how could it be scared like this?"

Qin sighed and rubbed his shoulders, not knowing what to feel.

"Kaiya, I'll leave the interrogation to you, okay?"

"Okay, acting captain." Kaiya couldn't help but sigh as he watched the strange bird walk into the interrogation room with excitement on his face.

"I think the interrogation will be easy."