Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

Shao Yun was worried that a situation like last night would happen again, so he decided to give Alice a heads-up and clearly tell her his bottom line.

"Let me make it clear in advance that if you come here expecting me to be a docile sheep, then you'd better give up the idea."

“Don’t force me to scold you in front of Ke Li. Last time when I scolded the Lawrence family, I deliberately covered your daughter’s ears.”

After hearing this, the man with the lantern slowly circled around Shao Yun.

Then, Alice's voice reassured Shao Yun.

She said in a gentle but firm tone: "No, you think too much, I would never say that."

Shao Yun originally thought that Alice would come to "save" him like those stereotyped gods and make him become a coward.

But now it seems that is not the case.

So, his curiosity was aroused, and he asked curiously: "Then I'm really curious about what you want to say."

The lantern stopped in front of Shao Yun, shaking slightly.

Then, Alice got straight to the point: "I believe you have also met B's apprentice Mona, and you know the impact of what you did in Inazuma."

Shao Yun recalled the conversation between Mona's master Barbiros and Alice last night, and remembered that Barbiros had suggested killing himself.

So, he looked at the lantern floating beside him, raised his eyebrows, and asked in a calm but slightly provocative tone: "What? You want to kill me? Are you here to issue a challenge to me?"

Hearing this, the lantern seemed to be frightened and quickly shook left and right in the air to express its denial.

Alice hurriedly explained: "Don't be so vigilant. You did cause a very bad impact on Teyvat's borders, but I am not here to blame you for your behavior, and I don't mean to kill you."

When Shao Yun heard this, he realized that the person was neither here to "save" him nor to "kill" him, so what was the matter?

He couldn't help but ask curiously: "So what you mean is..."

Inside the lantern, Alice made an extremely bloody and cruel proposal in an unusually calm tone.

"I know you kill people, and I don't expect you to put down the knife. But you might as well think about it. What if you can't get enough of killing people in one go? It's not as refreshing to vent your emotions on a corpse as it is on a living person."

"It would be better to torture the person you want to kill continuously, such as cutting off his limbs, digging out his eyes, cutting off his tongue, and making him live in misery until the end of his life. What do you think?"

The implication of the words was that Alice only wanted Shao Yun to spare the other person's life... No! Even if it was just to spare a breath, as long as he didn't let the other person die directly in his hands.

After listening to Alice's advice, Shao Yun couldn't help but gasp.

Is this Alice a member of the Witch Guild, or a member of the Skinners Gang from the Tall Trees area of ​​West Elizabeth?

Do I need to add a strip of human skull?

He couldn't help licking his lips and sighed sincerely: "I always thought I was crazy enough sometimes, but today I found out that there are people who can be crazier than me. You are worthy of being a witch."

After hearing Shao Yun's words, Alice asked in confusion: "What do you mean?"

Shao Yun smiled playfully, and explained in a teasing tone, "My ultimate goal in killing people is to make them die, although sometimes the process may be very violent and bloody."

"But I didn't expect you to want to make others suffer a lifetime of physical torture. You witches really know how to have fun."

Alice listened to Shao Yun's words and suggested excitedly: "Isn't this good? It's so refreshing! Isn't it better than just killing the person directly?"

Shao Yun suddenly recalled something his good brother Charles had said. He closed his eyes and said slowly, "Do you know how long a person can survive without a scalp? Only about a week."

"If the intestines rupture, people might be able to live for another month or so. But without exception, these people will live in great pain."

After listening to this, Alice asked blankly: "What do you mean? I remember you tried it yourself before?"

"When you were in Liyue, you hung the intestines of the four treasure-stealing gangs on a tree and stuffed their heads into your stomach."

"In Inazuma, you gutted Hiiragi Sukeshin, so why are you giving me the feeling that you despise me now?"

What you mean is, this is not like your style?

Shao Yun was just speaking from his heart, after all, it was his good brother Charles who said that.

Moreover, Shao Yungan's performance art was done after killing someone, at most it was a Murfree family. Your method is the Skinning Gang.

(Although both gangs are inhuman.)

Shao Yun sneered, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, revealing a look of disdain, then curled his lips and said in a cold tone: "But these people are dead, no one survived."

“Although their deaths were extremely painful, they were all killed in the end.

"Kill those who should be killed, save those who should be saved, feed those who should be fed. In a state like this, half dead, is it considered 'saving' or 'death'?"

"And I think it's a bit too merciful for those people who were supposed to die in torture and pain to continue living in a half-dead state in torture and pain."

In his eyes, being alive is a blessing no matter what.

When Alice heard that Shao Yun still insisted on his own opinion and was not going to accept her proposal, she couldn't help but sigh deeply.

After a moment's silence, she said, "Well, in that case, I'll tell you the truth."

“In fact, as long as you don’t let people die directly in your hands, you can torture them in any way you want.

"You just lack the means to torture people. I can provide you with some torture instruments that are not fatal but will make life worse than death. Are you satisfied with this?"

"After you use these torture instruments, you may understand that sometimes, keeping people alive is the greatest pain."

"Also, you have to know that the border of Teyvat is actually more fragile than you think. What if the border breaks one day... and the Abyss invades Teyvat like Kanria did five hundred years ago, wouldn't you be in trouble too?"

That's true. After all, Ying and Kong are not like Alice who can go to another world at will.

Moreover, turning people into human sticks, oh well…

No, you, Alice, are Keli's mother, not Ying's mother. Why should you let me listen to you? Even if you let me listen to you, you have to give me something!

After listening to this, Shao Yun shook his head, crossed his arms and said, "It's interesting, but if I listen to you, what can you give me?"

When Alice heard Shao Yun asking her for something, she was very surprised and said, "Ah?"

When Shao Yun heard Alice's puzzled "Ah", his face instantly became as gloomy as Changbai Mountain, and he said unhappily: "Nonsense, you are not Ying, why should I listen to you unconditionally!"

"You need me to follow your rules, so you have to pay a price or reward!"

Inside the lantern, when Alice heard Shao Yun eating from the pot, looking at the bowl, and even putting food in his pocket, she said unhappily, "No, you..."

Before Alice could finish her words, suddenly, a woman's scream was heard not far away.

"Ah! Hill people, help!"

Klee, who was chasing butterflies, heard someone calling for help. Her eyes lit up and her sense of justice overflowed.

She stopped and shouted towards the direction where the cry for help came from, "There are bad guys bullying people, Keli needs to help." Then she ran towards the source of the sound.

Seeing that Keli was about to leave his sight, Shao Yun quickly said to Alice: "Let's pause our conversation for now."

Shao Yun kicked the horse's belly hard. "Lobo" let out a loud neigh and quickly brought Shao Yun closer to the running Keli.

Shao Yun watched Keli running towards the direction where someone was calling for help, and hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute, Keli, come back quickly!"

Then, Shao Yun seized an opportunity, grabbed Keli's schoolbag and lifted her up.

Shao Yun touched Keli's face and said gently, "Come up!"

Then he planned to ride the horse back with Kelly.

However, Klee struggled and said with a sense of justice: "Someone is calling for help. According to the fifth edition of the Knights' Manual, Article 1, as a Knight of Favonius, you must always be alert and not take lightly anything that may threaten Mondstadt. When citizens are in need, you should take the initiative to lend a hand. Serving the people is the job of the Knights of Favonius."

Shao Yun heard this and explained helplessly: "Okay, I know you are a Spark Knight, but you are also a child..."

Just then, the cry for help came again.

"Help, someone help me!"

After hearing the cry for help again, Ke Li said anxiously, "Brother Shao Yun!"

Shao Yun glanced at Keli who was sitting in front of him and sighed helplessly.

Then he pulled out a cowboy revolver from his waist, held it in his hand, and said, "Well, in that case, leave the rescue to me!"

……

After saying this, Shao Yun drove the horse forward at a gallop.

Soon, the two arrived at the place where the cry for help came from.

There were a dozen or so Hillic people here. Under the command of the Hillic Shaman, they launched a brutal robbery on a horse-drawn carriage transporting a cargo hot air balloon.

At this time, a woman wearing the Adventurer's Guild uniform was squatting on the ground, holding her head tightly and shivering.

Several Hillilch people waved wooden sticks in their hands and walked towards her aggressively, as if they were ready to beat her up.

At this moment, Klee saw the Hillilks bullying others. She was so angry that her face turned red. She shouted in a baby voice: "You bad guys! Look at Klee's bouncing bombs!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Klee quickly took out a bouncing bomb from her backpack and threw it with all her strength.

The bouncing bomb drew an arc in the air and landed accurately next to several hillbillies.

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud "boom" and several hillbillies were instantly blown away by the powerful impact force and flew directly into the sky.

Shao Yun witnessed this amazing scene and couldn't help but widen his eyes. If only Ke Li could buy this explosive, it would be powerful enough!

However, imagination is imagination. Looking at Keli in front of him, he couldn't help but remind her: "I remember that Captain Qin once told us to pay attention to safety and not to use dangerous items at will..."

However, before he could finish his words, he saw Klee throwing out a few more bombs, and it was too late to say anything now.

So he could only shake his head helplessly.

"Forget it, I'll just pretend I didn't see it."

……