Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat
Chapter 306: "That Woman" Who is Good at Telling Stories
Before Shen He could react, Paimeng grabbed him and quickly walked forward.
"Wait for me……"
Shen He was a little overwhelmed, but facing Paimon's enthusiasm, it was hard to refuse, so he had to follow Paimon to Wanmin Hall.
Shao Yun knew that Shen He was not a bad person, but he was still a little surprised at Paimeng's familiar behavior.
He turned to look at Ying beside him and whispered, "Paimon is too familiar."
Ying just shrugged helplessly, after all, Paimon has always been like this.
Even though she’s a little smarter now, that enthusiastic (and silly) nature remains the same.
……
The group walked along the street, crossed Feiyunpo, and finally arrived at Wanmin Hall in Chihuyan.
Paimeng held Shen He tightly, while Shao Yun and Paimeng followed closely behind.
After entering the Hall of All People, Paimon excitedly greeted Master Mao.
"Master Mao! We are here!"
When Master Mao saw Paimeng coming, he showed a warm smile on his face and said kindly: "Hello, Paimeng, it's been a long time."
When his eyes fell on Shen He, who had just left Wanmin Hall and was standing next to Paimon, he couldn't help but be stunned.
He recalled the scene of Shen He "wasting" food just now, and felt a little embarrassed. He could only force a smile and said, "Miss, haha, hello, we meet again..."
Paimon looked around the Hall of All People for a while, then asked Master Mao curiously.
"Master Mao, is Xiangling here?"
When Master Mao heard that they were looking for his beloved daughter Xiangling, he smiled and pointed in the direction of the kitchen and answered.
"You guys came just in time. Xiangling and Guoba went out to look for ingredients together and they just came back not long ago!"
Upon hearing the news, Paimon spun in the air excitedly.
She couldn't wait to say to Shen He: "Shen He, let me tell you, Xiang Ling is a very good chef. The food she cooks will definitely satisfy your requirements."
However, Chef Mao standing by heard something and couldn't help but feel confused. Was it because the dishes he cooked were not delicious enough that Shen He only ate a little bit of each dish?
He began to reflect on his cooking skills, secretly wondering if he needed to improve his cooking techniques.
At this moment, Xiangling heard Paimeng's voice. She put down the ingredients she had just collected and asked Guoba to process them.
Then she immediately pulled open the kitchen curtain and walked out of the kitchen quickly.
Xiangling said enthusiastically and lively: "Wow! Ying, Paimeng and Shao Yun! There are new friends, hello."
Paimon clapped his hands happily, and then told Xiangling the whole purpose of their coming here.
"Xiangling, long time no see! This is Shen He. She just arrived in Liyue Harbor and is looking for delicious food!"
In this sentence, the first three quarters are indeed true, but the last part "looking for delicious food" was added entirely by Paimon himself!
When Xiangling heard that they were here to find delicious food, she immediately became excited and said excitedly, "Then you have come to the right place. Guoba and I have collected a lot of fresh ingredients today."
"I can make whatever you want to eat now!"
Paimeng turned to look at Shen He beside him and asked curiously, "Shen He, what do you like to eat?"
Shen He was slightly stunned, pointed at himself somewhat awkwardly, and asked doubtfully: "Me?"
Then, Shen He began to recall what he ate when he lived with his "Master".
"Qingxin, Liuli Lily, Liuli Bag... these are what I usually eat."
Shao Yun sighed in his heart, how did that bird raise Shen He? It really raised Shen He like a "coconut sheep"...
When Ying heard these things, she couldn't help but ask questions.
"These are all medicinal herbs. Can they really be eaten?"
After listening to this, Xiangling pretended to be thinking and began to think about the recipe in her mind.
"Indeed, this kind of eating habit is not common in Liyue. But, it's all okay. Leave it to me!"
When Paimeng heard that Xiangling could make a dish out of herbs, he exclaimed, "Wow, can herbs like these be made into a dish?"
Xiangling nodded confidently and said, "Of course, leave it to me. Ying, Paimeng, and Shao Yun, what do you want to order?"
Ying and Shao Yun didn't care, so the decision of ordering food was left to Paimeng.
Paimeng rubbed his hands, chuckled, and replied: "Hey, as long as it's Wanmintang's signature dish, it's all right!"
Xiangling understood and said with full energy: "Okay, wait a moment!"
Shao Yun watched Xiang Ling turn around and go into the kitchen, and suddenly thought of something. Shen He didn't seem to like eating herbs...
Shen He said in a daze: "Actually, Paimeng, you don't have to worry so much. When I left Yujingtai, I smelled the scent of the glass bag..."
Shen He was talking about Bubulu. She also said at that time that she just needed to take her there to eat.
Paimon stretched out a finger and shook it, and said firmly: "How can that be possible? Shen He is in Liyue Harbor for the first time, so he must eat some real good food!"
Seeing this, Shen He thanked him awkwardly: "Well, thank you very much."
……
Shao Yun watched the three girls chatting animatedly but he couldn't get a word in, so he had to find an excuse to leave and give them some private space.
He walked out of the Wanmin Hall and caught a glimpse of a mysterious green figure between the Wanmin Hall and the nearby houses, who seemed to be observing him secretly.
When he turned his head to look, the mysterious green figure quickly hid.
Shao Yun walked forward curiously and found a woman with red glasses, a cloud-shoulder drape, a high ponytail and a curvy figure standing against the wall of Wanmin Hall. She seemed to be avoiding Shao Yun.
Unfortunately, this evasive method, similar to that of an ostrich hiding its head and showing its tail, did not work.
Shao Yun slightly widened his eyes and said in surprise: "Wow, you are... Master Liuyun Jiefeng?"
Shao Yun couldn't help but wonder, had Lord Liuyun Jiefeng, also known as Xianyun, transformed into a human form so early?
Forget it. It’s none of my business when they transform into human form.
Although Xianyun was concerned about the serious impact Shao Yun had on the land veins of Liyue Harbor, he did not have a particularly good impression of him.
But in her eyes, the Emperor had no grudge against Shao Yun (Zhongli did not tell the immortals about the snow mountain), and she did not intend to dwell on the past.
Besides, his purpose of appearing in Liyue Harbor was not to fight with Shao Yun.
Xianyun coughed softly a few times to hide his inner embarrassment, then crossed his arms and said naturally: "Ahem, Shao Yun, you are wrong. I am not Master Liuyunjiefeng, but just an ordinary person passing by!"
When Shao Yun heard this, he wondered if this bird's brain was overloaded? What kind of answer was this?
"Ah... stop pretending. If this is really our first time meeting, you would call me by my name, but you are using the wrong terminology."
Seeing that his disguise was seen through by Shao Yun, Xianyun generously admitted his identity.
"Okay, I am True Lord Liuyun Jiefeng, but by the way, how did you recognize me? This is the first time I have transformed into a human form."
Shao Yun couldn't say that he had seen it, so he made up a very reasonable lie.
"First of all, among the immortals I know, Lishui Dieshan and Xueyue Zhuyang are men. Xiao and Morax don't look like you. Plus, you have an immortal aura. I can see that."
Having said so much, Shao Yun concluded: "In general, I am guessing."
Xianyun heard that Shao Yun was just guessing, and the logic of the guess was so reasonable in her ears! But it was too accurate!
"Your guess is a little too accurate." Xianyun sighed.
Shao Yun shrugged and asked calmly, "By the way, you didn't follow us all the way, did you? Also, the master Shen He mentioned is you, right?"
Xianyun was stunned, and looked Shao Yun up and down, and said with some vigilance: "Your guess is a bit too accurate, you are a bit terrifying beyond imagination."
Shao Yun did not answer. It would be impolite to guess further, so he let Xianyun think about it on his own.
……
Next, Xianyun temporarily put aside the question of why Shao Yun recognized him and explained why Shen He appeared in Liyue Harbor.
"I heard that Ningguang from Tianquan Star wants to rebuild the Jade Pavilion. The Jade Pavilion has made great contributions to Liyue. As immortals, we should naturally contribute to the reconstruction of the Jade Pavilion."
"So, I sent my disciple Shen He to help rebuild the Qun Yu Pavilion. Of course, the most important thing is to let Shen He experience the life of the mortal world."
Next, Xianyun explained why he appeared in Liyue Harbor.
"The reason why I appeared in Liyue Harbor is because I was afraid that Shen He would be bullied, so I followed behind him on purpose."
Shao Yun teased, "Who dares to bully your apprentice?"
As he spoke, Shao Yun leaned next to Xianyun, keeping a distance of about one meter, and then took out a cigar from his Eastern Legend backpack.
He thought for a moment, handed the cigar to Xianyun, and jokingly said, "Want one?"
Xianyun's eyes twitched, and he said in dissatisfaction: "Well, the Great Sage who subdues demons is right, you are really an impolite person, why would Ping say you are very polite?"
Shao Yun lit a cigar and gave a very reasonable reason.
“Isn’t respecting the elderly and loving the young a traditional virtue of Liyue? Although you look young, you are not a child…”
After all, she has the body shape of an adult woman, and she doesn't look old or young at all!
Xianyun pushed his glasses up, not knowing whether Shao Yun was praising him or saying that Ah Ping was old. After all, Ah Ping did look like an old woman now...
"Ah? For a moment I didn't know how to refute!"
"But don't be fooled by the fact that Ping has made herself look like an old woman. She is actually still very pretty."
Shao Yun took a puff of his cigar, exhaled the smoke, and said politely, "Oh, then I'm really curious."
……
Shao Yun just leaned against the wall and smoked a cigar.
The cigar in his hand burned slowly, emitting wisps of smoke.
Xianyun took out a fairy gadget he made himself, which looked very much like a bird.
The bird flapped its wings, blowing the wind towards Shao Yun, so that the cigar smoke would not drift towards him.
After all, it would be disgusting for a non-smoker to have a smoker standing next to him.
Seeing this, Shao Yun also behaved politely.
He took a final puff, threw the quarter-smoked cigar on the ground, stomped it out with his foot, then took out a piece of cloth, wrapped it up, and put it in his backpack.
After all, Xiao said, don’t litter!
Then, Shao Yun chewed a mint to freshen his breath.
Xianyun saw that Shao Yun had stopped smoking, put away his fairy gadgets, and greeted him, "By the way, why did you come out?"
Shao Yun pointed at the wall of Wanmin Hall behind him and said, "Your apprentice, Ying and Paimeng are three girls chatting together. How can I, a grown man, be a light bulb?"
Xianyun nodded thoughtfully and said, "Oh, so that's how it is...By the way, when are you going to Inazuma?"
Shao Yun was stunned. He had already returned from Inazuma with Ying and Paimeng. What were you talking about?
Shao Yun joked, "You are too uninformed. We have all returned from Inazuma."
Xianyun was very surprised and said, "Ah? You all are back from Inazuma?"
Shao Yun scratched his head, recalling the scene when he said goodbye to everyone. Although he didn't say goodbye to Zhongli, he did say goodbye to Ganyu.
Didn’t your apprentice who “didn’t cover the slime with a cloth” tell you?
"I remember saying hello to Ningguang, Keqing, and Ganyu when I left Liyue for Inazuma. Didn't Ganyu tell you?"
He did not go to look for the immortals, partly because he was not familiar with them, and partly because his relationship with Zhongli was a little delicate at that time.
When Xianyun talked about Ganyu, he sighed helplessly and said, "You mean Ganyu? She can come back to see me once a year, and she is lucky to be with me for half an hour at a time."
Shao Yun shrugged helplessly and said, "Okay, I'll ignore Gan Yu's situation."
Xianyun asked about what happened to Shao Yun and others in Inazuma. After all, the stories she kept talking about were both her own experiences and what she heard from others.
"By the way, how are you doing in Inazuma? Can you tell me about it? I can trade stories with you! Do you want to hear about Ganyu's childhood or Shenhe's childhood?"
When Shao Yun heard this, he really didn't know how Ganyu and Shenhe could live under the care of you, a big-tongued bird.
But the next second, Shao Yun relaxed his facial muscles, waved his hand, and said, "Forget it, I'm not interested in the childhood stories of these two girls."
"We solved a lot of 'troubles' in Inazuma, and I had a thorough exchange of 'opinions' with Inazuma's Thunder God 'Baalzebub'."
"In the end, she was 'convinced' by me. In the end, Inazuma's isolation order and the Eye Hunting Order were both 'solved' by me using classical mechanics."
Although Shao Yun's words were a bit strange, like some classical mechanics or something, but at first glance, Xianyun felt that they were similar to what happened in Liyue.
So Xianyun said with emotion: "Wow, as expected, when you go to a place, the problems of that place will be solved."
Just when Xianyun was about to tell Shao Yun another story, Xiangling's energetic voice came from Wanmin Hall.
"The food is here!"
At the same time, Paimon's voice came.
"Shao Yun, the food is ready!"
Shao Yun responded: "Okay, got it."
Shao Yun looked at Xianyun, raised his chin, and asked politely, "Would you like to eat together? Master Liuyun Jiefeng?"
Xianyun shook his head and rejected Shao Yun's kindness.
"No, I... don't covet the delicacies of the mortal world. Besides, Shen He will feel very uncomfortable when he sees me."
"As for the story, I'll tell you when I have a chance."
Shao Yun didn't force it, he was just being polite.
"Okay, then I'm leaving."
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