Genshin Impact: The Sharpshooter of Teyvat

The sun shines on the quiet beach, and the golden sand reflects a dazzling light.

On this beautiful beach, Keli sat next to Shao Yun, fiddling with colorful shells and carefully stringing together a shell necklace.

Shao Yun stood aside and took out a special river fishing bait. Don’t ask why there was no sea fishing bait, because the bait shop in Lagras didn’t sell it!

He flicked the bait lightly, and it drew an arc and fell into the sparkling sea.

During the fishing process, the two chatted casually. Klee excitedly shared every bit of her adventure.

She mentioned the delicious snacks that Sister Lisa prepared for her, talked about the happy time when Brother Albedo took her to play snowball fights on Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, and also mentioned the heartwarming scene when Sister Sucrose took her and Duduko to play together.

When Keli finished her story, she turned to Shao Yun curiously and asked, "Brother Shao Yun, do you have any stories?"

Shao Yun was slightly stunned and fell into deep thought. He thought for a while, sighed, and said slowly: "I can't remember a lot of things, but I'll tell you a few interesting stories."

Keli nodded impatiently and said, "Keli wants to hear Brother Shao Yun's story!"

Shao Yun thought for a moment and said, "Okay, but don't tell anyone else the following story."

Keli nodded solemnly, looking forward to Shao Yun's story.

Shao Yun took a deep breath and slowly told Ke Li about the thrilling experience of hunting bears with Hosea.

"Kelly doesn't know, the bear stood up to three meters tall, roaring towards me and a man named Hosea. I was almost pounced on by the bear, but luckily I pulled out my gun quickly and chased the bear away! Otherwise, I would have been in great danger."

Then Shao Yun told Keli many stories about the camp.

"Once, a mountain lion was chasing a man named Dutch. Just when everyone was panicking, uncle One-Shot Boy, his marksmanship was top-notch. He aimed at the mountain lion, and with a bang, the mountain lion fell to the ground. Dutch was saved!"

"And Pearson, the camp cook, I prefer to call him 'Van der Linde's Tiger'. He once made us a stew with skunks, frogs and squirrels!"

Shao Yun continued, "But he is indeed very capable. He used to be a cook on a ship. Once, a ship full of people was trapped at sea for a full fifty days. At that time, the food and water were almost used up, and everyone on the ship thought they could not survive."

"But unfortunately, Pearson used his limited wisdom to feed the entire ship with a barrel of corned beef, mushrooms grown on the ship, and a few sharks, and finally allowed them to return to base safely."

……

After the story was told, Shao Yun sang Javier's most familiar song "Cielito lindo" for Keli.

"Girl of the Morena, beautiful Shelito came down the hill with dark eyes full of love, beautiful Shelito, affectionate girl... Oh, sing, don't be sad..."

Ke Li was fascinated by the song. When Shao Yun sang solo, his voice was particularly charming. But when it came to chorus, it was a disaster. He was always half a beat behind...

After listening to Shao Yun's song, Keli asked curiously: "Brother Shao Yun, why is there no Honor Knight Sister in these stories?"

Shao Yun looked at Keli's innocent face and couldn't help but laugh, saying, "Because at that time I hadn't met Ying yet, she hadn't become my partner and traveled with me yet.

"Those old days are nostalgic, but if I were asked to go back to live like that, I really don't want to go back."

"Why?" asked Kelly in confusion.

Shao Yun didn't know how to answer. He really didn't want to recall it, but...

"Because I have Ying now." Shao Yun said with a smile: "Her existence makes my world more complete and beautiful. The days with her are the most precious time in my life, so I don't want to go back to that time."

……

After Shao Yun finished telling the story, he continued fishing, and Keli continued making the necklace.

After a while, Klee stopped what she was doing and skillfully strung the shells together to make a handmade necklace.

She gently held up the necklace and said excitedly: "Brother Shao Yun, the necklace is done!"

Shao Yun's eyes fell on the shell necklace in Keli's hand and he exclaimed: "It's very beautiful. Keli has such a skillful hand. Captain Qin will definitely like this gift very much."

Hearing Shao Yun's praise, Keli laughed happily, and the whole beach was filled with her childish laughter.

However, at this moment, Shao Yun's eyes suddenly became a little dazed and he fell into memories.

I thought of taking little Jack to go fishing, and then little Jack found fishing boring, and then made a wreath.

Then I met Detective Pinkerton!

But this is Teyvat! Those annoying guys can't show up!

Just then, a sudden donkey bray broke the tranquility of the beach.

"Ah-uh-ah-uh!"

This strange sound made Shao Yun frown and mutter, "Where does this donkey bray come from?"

Shao Yun slowly put away his fishing rod and turned to look.

In the distance, two young nobles in gorgeous clothes were riding two donkeys and rushing towards him.

Shao Yun couldn't believe it. Could it be that the Pinkerton detective really came?

"Shit, they're really from Pinkerton? How is that possible? No matter how powerful they are, they can't possibly come here! Besides, since I came to Teyvat, apart from killing a group of Fatui in a tavern and robbing the Northland Bank, I haven't done anything earth-shattering..."

That's not right, those people can't possibly dress so ostentatiously...

Two young nobles had already arrived in front of Shao Yun, and they gracefully got off the donkeys.

One of them looked like a young nobleman, and his eyes revealed a scrutinizing look.

He looked up and down at Shao Yun's tall figure, a slightly proud smile appearing on the corner of his mouth.

"You must be Shao Yun, you are indeed a valuable person."

Shao Yun frowned slightly as he looked at the two young men who suddenly appeared and looked like nobles.

"Out of courtesy, you should introduce yourselves first." Shao Yun said in a bad tone. The two men didn't even look at him and had no manners at all.

"My name is Milton Lawrence, and this is my brother, Ross Lawrence. We are from a famous aristocratic family in Mond." There was a "unique" feeling in his voice, the kind of arrogance that makes people not treat others as human beings.

When Shao Yun heard the names "Milton Lawrence" and "Rose Lawrence", his eyes widened like bells. This was too much of a coincidence!

"What! What are your names!?"

Milton Lawrence arrogantly believed that Shao Yun was a country bumpkin who had never seen an aristocrat.

He raised his head, rolled his eyes, a disdainful smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and there was arrogance in his voice.

"Humph, that's right now. If it were in the past, you would be executed by our Lawrence family for such rude behavior. I repeat, I am Milton Lawrence, and he is my brother, Ross Lawrence."

After hearing this, Shao Yun couldn't help but feel a complicated emotion in his heart. He also had the name Milton, but that person was a gentleman. How come you became this arrogant aristocrat when you added the surname Lawrence?

Besides, these two names are too coincidental...

Shao Yun suddenly thought of Milton's contemptuous look just now, and muttered in his heart: "Did he roll his eyes at me just now?"

Shao Yun's anger gradually rose in his heart, and he was just about to reach for the holster on his waist to teach these two arrogant guys a lesson.

At this moment, Klee pointed at the two of them and said in a baby voice, "You are the bad guys Lawrence! Sister Eula said that you are all bad guys!"

Ross Lawrence's eyes suddenly turned fierce when he heard this. He stared at Ke Li and said viciously, "Little girl, I don't like your attitude. If it were in the past, I would have hung you on the city gate for your rudeness!"

Although Klee possesses amazing destructive power, her mind is still that of a child after all.

Being threatened by Ross Lawrence, she was immediately frightened and her face froze. She quickly hid behind Shao Yun, tightly grasping the corner of Shao Yun's clothes, and whispered: "Bad guy! Bad guy!"

Shao Yun's face turned pale. He could never have imagined that someone would dare to openly threaten a child in front of him, and it was Klee! Are all nobles so fearless of death?

He clenched his fists, and his knuckles made crisp "crackling" sounds.

"I'll give you one more chance to sincerely apologize to Ke Li, otherwise, I will make you regret it!"

Ross Milton squinted his eyes, waved his hand nonchalantly, and responded nonchalantly: "I'm sorry, this will do."

When Shao Yun heard this answer, the anger in his heart almost burst out.

He stretched out his hand suddenly, ready to pull out the revolver at his waist. But just as he was about to act, he thought of Klee. He couldn't let Klee see him killing someone!

Shao Yun's hand paused, he took a deep breath, and forced himself to suppress the anger in his heart.

In line with the principle of settling scores later, he withdrew his hand and pointed at the noses of the two Lawrences.

"I've memorized both of your faces. Today's incident won't just end like this. Just wait, I'll settle the score with you!"

Seeing that Shao Yun had endured it, Milton Lawrence thought that he was just that kind of person. He sneered and said to himself, "No need to wait until next time. We just happen to have something to talk to you about. As a noble family, we, the Lawrence family, are able to come to you in person. You should feel honored!"

Shao Yun tightly covered the little ears of Keli beside him. Next, he was going to give these two bastards a hearty "oral gymnastics"!

"Mond is big, why don't you two go somewhere else to fart?"

Milton Lawrence was obviously shocked by Shao Yun's sudden curse. He stood there in a daze, seemingly unable to react for a while.

After a long while, he spoke slowly, with a hint of displeasure in his voice.

"How can you talk to our nobles like this?"

Shao Yun smiled contemptuously and said sarcastically: "So you are nobles. I thought you were the president and vice president of the Idiot Club. You should be called 'Stupid Idiot', and he should be called 'Slave, Cheap and Believer'!"

Milton Lawrence's face turned extremely ugly in an instant. He had never thought that someone would insult them so mercilessly.

In Mond, the name of the Lawrence family is enough to make most people "awe", but Shao Yun in front of him seemed to not take it seriously at all.

"You are a country bumpkin, full of foul language!" Milton Lawrence shouted angrily, "In the past, if you spoke to a noble like this, your whole family would be killed!"

Shao Yun was unmoved. He responded sarcastically, "Before? Before? What era is this? The mushrooms I've seen are smarter than you. You'd better go somewhere else and pollute the air, you rat with festering skin!"

As Shao Yun's cursing became more and more intense, his words became more and more harsh.

He pointed at Milton Lawrence and his companions and said loudly: "You really should piss and look at yourselves. You look like a big-headed baby with congenital malnutrition. And he looks like a donkey sat on his face when he was a child! Even the most ordinary hillbillies in Mondstadt look better than you!"

This brings popularity to the two Lawrence family members.

What to do if you can’t scold him? Beat him! Emmm…I can’t beat him…