Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

After making up his mind, Kirito immediately returned to the world of SAO.

After arriving at the starting town, the purchasing mode begins.

Tuna, buy; cod, buy; salmon, buy…

As long as it is recommended by the owner and tastes good, I will order one first.

Although I don't know where so many kinds of fish come from since most of them are in the first layer of the grassland, since my plan can use it, I will not worry about these trivial matters.

In the end, Kirito bought more than ten different kinds of fish.

When I felt that was enough, I put the fish into the game backpack and left the starting town.

He wants to use these fish to put on a good show for the Cat Fairy.

……

He crossed the dimensional wall again and returned to Karin Tower, and found the Cat Immortal standing right in front of him.

The cat fairy was full of curiosity. He pointed his wooden staff at the dimension wall that had not yet been closed and asked:

"What a wonderful way to move. I guess you use this to leave every day."

"Yeah, after all, people always have to eat. I just went home to have a meal. Only when I'm full will I have the energy to grab the Senzu Beans." Kirito replied with a smile.

The Cat Immortal nodded and continued, "Now that you're back, why don't you try again? Maybe you can get it this time."

"No, I just had a full stomach, so I'd better not do any strenuous exercise. By the way, the fish I just ate was really delicious..."

As he said this, Kirito touched his belly, looking savoring the taste.

Delicious fish?

The moment he heard the word "fish", the Cat Immortal was a little shaken.

But he soon returned to normal. After all, he had lived for more than 800 years. What kind of fish had he not eaten?

Kirito continued, "Actually, I am from another world. The fish in my hometown is really unique. If you don't mind, Cat-sage, I brought some for you to try."

What? A delicious fish from another world.

I don't know if it's true or not, but it shouldn't hurt to try it.

"Ahem, since you have this intention, I won't be polite."

Kirito saw the changes in the cat-sage's facial expression, and it seemed to be just as expected.

Then he turned around and pretended to take something from the dimensional wall.

In fact, his face was full of an expression of 'the plan is complete'.

He then took a tuna out of his backpack, and when he turned around his facial expression had returned to normal.

Kirito held up a two-meter-long tuna and said with a smile, "Look, Cat-sage, this is a specialty from my hometown!"

When the Cat Immortal heard this, he looked over and saw what a huge fish it was.

Although it looks no different from the fish in this world, as a cat, I know very well that the fish in front of me must be delicious!

Both the delicious fishy smell in the air and the firm fish meat tell this story.

It must be delicious even if eaten raw!

But as an immortal, I cannot do anything that goes against my status.

So the Cat Fairy took the fish and said, "Ahem, I accept your kindness, but I will not reduce the difficulty of the test because of this."

Then he looked at Kirito, and the look on his face seemed to say, "Really?"

Then he put his hands behind his back and took out two more fish of different kinds.

Saliva dripped from the corners of the cat fairy's mouth.

The Cat Immortal came back to his senses, wiped his mouth and said: "Even if you give me more fish, I won't lower the difficulty!"

Kirito just threw the two fish in his hand to the ground.

This made the Cat Immortal feel distressed, but he also thought that this kid could give up. After all, bribery is not a good thing. It is better for him to accept the test honestly.

But the next second, Kirito continued to take out new kinds of fish from his backpack.

As the new fish were taken out, the original fish in their hands were thrown to the ground.

Finally, the Cat Immortal could no longer sit still. He threw away the wooden stick with the bag of magic beans hanging on it, and hurriedly picked up the fish on the ground one by one, shouting:

"No, the fish thrown on the ground will become unpalatable!"

After picking up all the fish, the little body stood there holding more than five times the weight of fish, with no free hands to hold the stick.

And this is exactly what Kirito wanted to see, he sprinted forward with a sonic impact and picked up the wooden staff.

Here it is!

Then he took out the bag containing the Senzu beans.

Oops, I was fooled!

The cat fairy realized it belatedly and now it could only choose one between the fish and the magic beans.

Should I give up the Senzu beans and accept these delicious fish?

Or give up the delicious fish and take the magic beans back?

I don’t want to choose any one!

With the strength of the Cat Immortal, he can throw the fish into the air, grab the magic beans during this period, and finally catch the falling fish.

It wants to teach the little devil in front of it a lesson.

This is when Kirito spoke up: "Finally got it. Now I can finally cure my friend's illness."

The Cat Immortal saw a complicated expression on his face and couldn't tell whether it was real or fake just by looking at his face.

So I used mind reading.

Kirito: This silly cat has been fooled again. I'll accept the Senzu beans.

What? You dare to lie to me!

When the cat hermit looked over again, he saw Kirito already standing at the edge of the fence of Karin Tower.

Then I saw Kirito flip over and jump down.

"Don't do anything stupid!" The Cat Hermit reminded, then threw the fish in his hand aside and tried to save Kirito.

Although he played some tricks, the Cat Fairy still saw through his mind reading ability that his intention to save people was not wrong.

But it was too late. Kirito jumped over the railing and continued to fall under the influence of gravity.

Now the only way to save him is to use the Air Dance Technique.

Just as the Cat Hermit was making plans, he saw Kirito shouting from below: "You've been fooled again! Cat Hermit, this is my escape route!"

After saying this, his body fell into a blurry light curtain.

The Cat Immortal still remembered that it was his unique way of moving.

Damn it! I shouldn't have cared about that guy. It's really my bad luck to meet him!

Thinking this in his mind, he clenched his fists and punched the railing hard.

How could there be such a person in the world?

In order to get a bag of magic beans, he actually set up a series of schemes.

Oh, the more I think about it, the angrier I get.

In the end, I just stopped thinking about it and considered myself unlucky.

Then he picked up the fish scattered on the ground again. He couldn't waste such good ingredients...

That night, the Cat Fairy used these fish to make a dish - steamed sea bass.

After all, such a delicious fish cannot be eaten all at once, it should be enjoyed slowly.

The table was filled with the freshness of fish. He picked up a piece of fish with chopsticks, gently put it in his mouth, closed his eyes and tasted it carefully.

Delicious! The most delicious thing I've ever tasted!

Unexpectedly, in the end, the boy did not lie about the fish only.

It has a fresh and tender texture and melts in your mouth. It looks like a sea bass from the outside, but when you put it in your mouth you can actually taste the deliciousness of other fish.

These delicacies are perfectly mixed together. After being eaten, they enter the stomach and then travel through the whole body, as if re-clearing the body's meridians.

Looking at this dish again, the Cat Immortal actually felt that it was not bad.

Then this feeling disappeared, and I got angry when I thought of that guy - what a despicable outsider!