Zongman, Rebirth of the Heaven-Defying Kirito

In the study room of the Legion Guild headquarters, shortly before the two men decided to fight their way out.

Long-awaited time to relax.

Tiberu drank his coffee while looking at the Christmas scenery outside the window.

"It's Christmas, there are so many couples."

From his position he could clearly see the starting square.

In the festive atmosphere, couples walked there hand in hand with happy smiles on their faces.

There were even more couples heading out of the city, presumably to attend festival activities together.

"That's great, should I find a girlfriend too?"

Then he laughed at himself and said, "I can say such things. I must have been lonely being single for so long..."

At this moment, a member of the legion violently pushed the door open.

"Oh no, President!"

After hearing this, Dierberu's expression became serious: "What happened?"

But I was complaining in my heart: Today is Christmas, why do I still have things to deal with?

Whoever it is, we must find out and punish him severely.

The member stopped and said, "There was a large-scale PK incident outside the city with many players fighting against a few. The main culprits were all people wearing black robes. This behavior seriously affected the gaming experience of other players. Many couples came to us hoping that we would seek justice..."

"There is such a thing? Fuck him!"

Christmas is one of the holidays that couples generally agree is the most important for them to be together, so how can we allow a bunch of evil people like you to mess things up?

What's more, he doesn't want his girlfriend to be influenced by this group of people in the future.

In other words, thinking about everyone now is for your future self.

Thinking of this, Dierberu waved his hand:

"Gather the members who are still on duty and take care of them together!"

After that, the entire guild began to move.

Arriving at the guild gate, Dirberu looked at the assembled guild members.

But because it was Christmas, the total number of people was not large.

There are only twenty or thirty people.

But isn’t this a bit too little?

Tiberu sighed: "Alas, time waits for no one, never mind, let's go!"

But as soon as he stepped out of the iron gate, a player in a black robe came up to him.

"It's a man in black robes, be alert!"

The legion members drew their weapons and prepared for battle.

Although I had just heard from the president about the various bad habits of the black-robed men, I still didn't expect that they would dare to come to the gate of the legion's base.

I really don't know whether he is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid.

And when the black-robed man saw the legion draw their weapons, he was not at all panicked.

Instead, he took two steps forward and introduced himself to Dierberu:

"I guess you are the famous leader of the legion. I am just a scout in the FFF regiment. There is no need to be so alert."

Although I don’t know what this person’s purpose is.

But there is only one person on the other side, so it is not dangerous.

Tiberu waved his hand and asked the people behind him to be on guard.

“What are you doing here?”

"Of course, we should stop the Legion from attacking, because this will cause us a lot of trouble."

The man in black robe seemed to be stating a fact, but he didn't seem to be thinking.

Dierberu laughed and said, "Then what are you going to use to stop us? Do you want to fight all of us alone?"

The man in black robe shook his head after hearing this: "No, no, no, I am a civilized person, how could I do such a reckless thing."

Hearing this, Dierberu became interested.

We want to stop their army without using force.

So I jokingly guessed: "Are you trying to convince us?"

"Is such that."

Unexpectedly, the man in black robe nodded in acknowledgement.

“Ahahaha—”

This answer immediately made the legion members burst into laughter.

Even the usually serious Tiberu had a hint of mockery on his face.

"Our army has always done things for the benefit of the players. How could we be persuaded by you?"

Facing the ridicule of the crowd, the man in black robe remained unmoved.

Instead, he asked Dierberu: "Then I want to ask, why are you attacking?"

"Of course, it is to maintain the gaming environment of SAO."

"To protect the interests of players."

……

The legion members answered almost without thinking.

Although there are some differences in what they say, they are actually not much different.

Even Dierberu nodded after hearing this, thinking it was a blessing that his members had such awareness.

After all, a large guild must have its own responsibilities, goals and beliefs. Otherwise, what is the difference between it and those guilds with similar interests?

Just when Tiberu was feeling relieved that such members would definitely not be seduced by evil.

The black-robed man in front of him laughed: "Well said, then let me ask again, why don't you protect our interests?"

Protect your interests?

"You want us to protect this evil way?"

"You were the ones who disturbed a group of players outside the city, right? You still want us to protect you after doing something like that?"

"Yes, do you deserve it?"

Questions and criticisms continued to be heard.

But the man in black robe just said calmly: "Today is Christmas, almost all couples will go on dates today, but you are still on duty here, so you must not have a girlfriend, right?"

Wow, this guy didn’t say any swear words, but his attack power is quite strong!

Legion and the others received 10,000 critical hits.

Yes, they all want girlfriends. Just staring at the chattering atmosphere in the square is enough to make people obsessed.

"But so what? Don't change the subject!"

The man in black robe shook his head hastily after hearing this: "No, no, no, I think you misunderstood me. What I really meant is that we should be comrades!"

what?

What stupid shit did this idiot say?

"Who is your comrade?"

"We don't want to be associated with you!"

After everyone's voices died down, the man in black robe continued: "In fact, all members of our FFF group are single..."

The sentence is not long, but it combines many emotions such as sadness and self-mockery.

This made the legion members stunned.

My goodness, it turns out there are people who are worse off than them.

After all, there were only 20 or 30 single people among them, but I heard from the president that there were probably several hundred people in black robes.

Are all these people single?

So... so pitiful...

Everyone was completely silent.

So the black-robed man continued, "We just wanted to have a peaceful living space, so we came to the world of SAO, but we didn't expect that this place would also be occupied by those hateful live-action people. Especially today, there are countless people showing off their love, and our game environment has been greatly invaded. As a single dog, shouldn't you help us gay people, but instead help the evil?"

At the end he almost shouted hysterically.

Ah, this?

The CPUs in the brains of the legion members were overwhelmed at that moment, and were severely overloaded with information, causing them to be unable to function.

Gradually they began to doubt the legitimacy of their actions.

Is it right for us to help couples?

But we are also singles. Shouldn’t singles help each other?

No, our main goal is to maintain the stability of the gaming environment.

But there are so many couples, and we are the only singles, which is obviously not normal! (Nonsense from the perspective of a single)

Wow, what on earth are we supposed to do...

How could I know this if I don’t even know the end of the universe?

Seeing that the legion members were completely down, the man in black robe continued to add:

"I have finished what I have said. Please think about it carefully. I hope we will not become the objects of fighting each other."

After saying the last sentence, he turned and left.

Tiberu turned around and looked at his teammates, most of whom had lost their fighting spirit, in horror.

He...he actually did it?