Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

While thinking about it, I walked outside and suddenly saw the half-person-high wall of the garden in front of Yan Bugui's house. A bold idea came to my mind. The sign-in space has already been three cubic meters in the past few days, so I have to experiment first.

The wall is about one and a half meters high. The space at the edge is used to remove the brick wall about half a meter long above, and then a piece the size of a washbasin is cut out from it.

The bricks at the joints are also made to look jagged, so that when people come to see them, they will not look neatly laid on one side.

The bricks at the joint were stuffed back one by one, and the wall was carefully put back in its original place. Although it looked like a perfect fit, it began to shake at the slightest touch.

Seeing that he could barely hold on, he quickly ran to the yard, and while it was dark and no one was around, he climbed up the middle wall.

Although Zhang Xingwang's academic performance was terrible (especially in mathematics), he still knew a little bit about basic biology. The density of leg bones was high, and he was worried that the contact area between the wall and bones was large and he would not be able to break through the defenses, so it would not be suitable for him to climb the roof.

He threw the washbasin-sized wall in the space down with all his might, and then used the space to catch it, increasing the speed.

Then he looked at the door and saw that the wall had not fallen down yet, so he went straight to Yi Zhonghai's house. When he arrived, he knocked on the door. He said to Yi Zhonghai mysteriously:

"Uncle, I want to tell you something, please follow me."

Yi Zhonghai was also puzzled, so he replied:

"Where are you going? Just tell me here."

"Just come with me, and I'll tell you when we get there. It's all good."

They dragged Yi Zhonghai out and brought him to the gate of the courtyard.

Whispered to Yi Zhonghai:

"Uncle, I just met someone who has a few pounds of wild boar meat. I wanted to buy it but he refused to sell it to me. I told him that I needed to get some help with my brain problems and he agreed to sell me one pound.

I saw that I had no other choice, so I told someone that there was an old man in the courtyard who had not eaten meat for half a year and was very kind to me. After much persuasion, he agreed to give me an extra pound. I am here to ask you for help. Don't worry, I will give you half a pound later, okay?"

Although Yi Zhonghai felt a little strange after hearing this, he did not resist the temptation of meat. Although he was a senior worker, he was not like the management who could occasionally have special meals, and he had not seen meat for a long time.

As for buying meat, there are only so many meat coupons in a month. Not to mention whether you can buy it, even if you buy it, you have to share a bowl with the deaf old lady, and you can't eat much at all.

Thinking about the deaf old lady who came to my house today and complained about not having eaten meat for a long time, I nodded in agreement, thought about it and asked again:

"Then why don't you just say no? Why did you ask me to come here?"

"They will deliver it to you in a moment. If they ask about the old man in the courtyard, I will have to call you. Just come out and say hello to them."

"Then it would be great if you could find your uncle, he's so close."

"I'm going to find the third uncle, so I have to give him half."

After hearing this, Yi Zhonghai smiled and said, "You kid," and then stopped talking.

Zhang Xingwang pointed to the wall and said, "Why don't you stand here? If he doesn't believe me, he can see you from the door. Otherwise, if you come in and talk, the third uncle will hear you and you'll be exposed."

Yi Zhonghai didn't think much about it, he just took two steps and stood by the wall.

Seeing this, Zhang Xingwang went out of the door, waited outside for a while, then took out the prepared wild boar meat from the space, trotted into the yard and rushed towards Yi Zhonghai, for fear that Yi Zhonghai would take two steps forward and they would meet in the middle and all their plans would be ruined.

Unexpectedly, Yi Zhonghai had no intention of moving forward at all, and his eyes were fixed on the pork in his hand.

Yi Zhonghai originally thought it was a farce, and looked at the two pieces of wild boar meat and thought, this guy is quite reliable.

As a result, he just saw the boy running over, but he ignored him and was still wondering why the boy was still making so much noise. Unexpectedly, after the boy ran over, he suddenly grabbed his arm and shouted behind him, "The wall collapsed."

Before Yi Zhonghai could react, he felt a strong force coming and then was pulled forward to the ground.

Just as I was about to speak, I heard a "crash" sound, and along with it, I felt a piercing pain in my right calf. I couldn't help but scream.

Yan Bugui thought that since tomorrow was a day off, he would get up early and go fishing. The weather was getting colder, so he had to seize the time to catch more fish.

He ignored the third aunt's hint, touched his waist, said "food is the first necessity of people", and fell asleep. Suddenly, he was frightened by two shouts of "the wall collapsed" and "Ah", and trembled all over. Listening to the sounds, he thought it was an earthquake at first, but then he thought someone was committing a crime at his doorstep.

Holding up his trousers and dragging the third aunt with him, he fearfully opened the door and looked out. He saw that his garden wall had collapsed and Yi Zhonghai was lying on the ground, holding his legs and wailing.

Zhang Xingwang pulled Yi Zhonghai's arm and tried to pull him forward. When he saw him coming, he started shouting:

"Someone come, an old man is injured."

Within two minutes, almost everyone in the courtyard had arrived, and the family also sent the eldest sister and the fourth sister to investigate. However, these two were quite a good match, one responsible for physical strength and the other for intelligence.

Zhang Xingwang acted as the chief commander of the courtyard, commanding Jia Dongxu and Sha Zhu to borrow a cart, and arranged for a middle-aged woman who came after hearing the news to pack up. The second uncle Liu Haizhong was very unhappy, but seeing Yi Zhonghai's miserable appearance, he still held back his laughter and said nothing.

Within five minutes, the wailing old man was sent to the hospital by Sha Zhu and Jia Dongxu, amid Zhang Xingwang's comfort.

Before leaving, the aunt said to him, "It's a good thing you were here today. You remained calm in the face of danger and made good arrangements."

Zhang Xingwang said that the only good person in the courtyard was the auntie, so he handed her a piece of pork, saying that it was bought by the uncle, who had bought half a catty of pork and was injured, so he gave him the whole catty. After saying that, he went back.

When he got home, the women in the house were still awake and were eagerly waiting for him to report about Yi Zhonghai. So he told them everything according to the words he had used to lie to Yi Zhonghai.

As for the wall collapsing, it was an "accident". He put down the pork in his hand and lay down to sleep. Only the fourth sister frowned and looked at Zhang Xingwang who was sleeping thoughtfully, then shook her head with a wry smile.

The next day was another day of sleeping until I woke up naturally. Today was a day off. My mother got up early and took several women, big and small, to clean up the house. Now they went to clean up the house in the front yard with great interest.

Zhang Xingwang had just gotten up and finished washing up when he saw his uncle pushing a bicycle and his mother Wang Xiulan entering the yard.

We greeted each other and chatted for a while before I found out that my uncle was here to return the bike, and my cousin's wound, which had not healed completely, had recurred because he rode the bike back.

As a result, in order to show off, this guy endured the pain and carried his sister-in-law around the village for an hour before returning home. After getting off the car, he could not even walk, and was laughed at by the villagers who heard the news.

After seeing him squatting in a horse stance and walking into the house with difficulty, the whole village knew before dinner that he had suffered a minor flesh wound in his crotch.

My cousin, who was both ashamed and angry, was still lying in the room crying out in pain. This time he was really embarrassed.

After saying that, his uncle asked worriedly if he was really dead. Zhang Xingwang said that he had to believe what the doctor said and just wait to hold his grandson.

When the uncle heard that he was expecting a grandson, he immediately said that it was a good idea to do the operation. If the first child was a granddaughter, he would let the cousin do it again. Zhang Xingwang didn't know whether to laugh or cry when he heard this.