Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

Sha Zhu had no choice but to call him Zhang Xingwang. After all, he was the only person in the hospital who could allow him and Xu Damao to finish their meal without overturning the table.

In order to have a smooth meal with Ning Yue, Sha Zhu decisively replaced the old lady's seat with Zhang Xingwang and his wife, thinking of giving the leftovers to the old lady after the meal. The old lady was looking forward to him and Ning Yue getting together every day, so she would definitely understand.

After Zhang Xingwang and his arrogant short-legged wife sat down, the atmosphere in the room became noticeably more normal.

Xu Damao invited him to sit down warmly, as if he was at his home, and stood up and talked to Zhang Xingwang arm in arm, looking like a good brother. Sha Zhu, who had just finished cooking, couldn't tolerate this, and the two of them immediately started arguing. If Bai Xiaoya hadn't been unable to bear it and declared ownership, the two of them would have divided Zhang Xingwang up on the spot.

As a section chief, Zhang Xingwang was not one to eat for free. Taking advantage of the quarrel between the two brothers, he arranged for his short-legged wife to go home and get six eggs, and gave them to Sha Zhu as an extra dish, which was just enough for one person.

Ning Yue was a well-mannered person. Facing Sha Zhu who was staring at her, she smiled and shook her head, signaling him to eat quickly. Xu Damao, who had just taken a bite of the food, felt uncomfortable after seeing this and said in a sarcastic tone:

"Some bad habits are hard to change, wife. I heard that you once caught a hooligan who was chatting up girls on the street. I wonder if that guy has reformed?"

Without waiting for Cheng Pingping to reply, Sha Zhu couldn't sit still anymore and pointed at Xu Damao and said:

"This is not your home. If you want to eat, eat. If you don't want to eat, leave. Stop talking nonsense here."

"Do you think I, Mr. Mao, am willing to come here? If some people hadn't invited me here, I wouldn't bother to come to this crappy place."

"If you don't want to come, then leave immediately. This is a shabby place. This is my main house. If it weren't for your wife, would you be qualified to enter my house? Don't forget, if it weren't for me, you would still be lying at home!"

"Silly Zhu, what you said sounds nice. If you have the guts, don't be so shameless as to ask my wife to introduce you to someone. I'm telling you, I've tolerated you for a long time!"

Then the two brothers began to compare and expose each other's shortcomings endlessly as usual.

Zhang Xingwang rolled his eyes helplessly. Sure enough, the food at Sha Zhu's house was not tasty. Looking at his short-legged wife who kept eating without caring about anything, he could only cough dryly and said:

"I think the way you two chat is a little off. How about you two include me in the conversation?"

The two brothers looked at Zhang Xingwang for a long time without saying a word. After all, from wives to work, the two brothers were not as good as him, and they were not even his match in talking.

The atmosphere was relatively harmonious afterwards. Sha Zhu was obviously trying to please Ning Yue. His hypocritical enthusiasm would give goosebumps to anyone who saw it. Xu Damao was trying to undermine Sha Zhu in every way.

After all, the purpose of his coming here today was simply to disgust Sha Zhu. He didn't have any thoughts about Ning Yue. After all, this kind of profession with built-in air conditioning was something that no one would dare to provoke without some special skills.

The two brothers became more and more angry as they talked. If they hadn't seen Liu Haizhong and Zhang Xingwang outside the door, they would have started fighting.

Cheng Pingping and Ning Yue seemed to have anticipated the verbal battle between the two brothers. They continued chatting while eating until Bai Xiaoya joined in after she had finished her meal. Then the two brothers had nothing to say at the table. Not to mention quarreling, the two brothers couldn't even get a word in.

The meal was a mess. Xu Damao, who could no longer bear it, finally dragged Cheng Pingping back home angrily, and Sha Zhu also happily sent Ning Yue out.

He Yushui was a self-aware girl. She came out after seeing that everyone had left. Seeing that her brother did not come back after leaving, He Yushui knew that there was probably no dinner.

Sha Zhu served her a separate portion of lunch, and she was still full. She quietly packed up the leftovers and took them back to her room. Looking at the leftovers, He Yushui nodded contentedly. Today was indeed a good day.

In the evening, Zhang Xingwang took Bai Xiaoya to the pigeon market again. After sending his short-legged wife to stroll around by herself, he said to the manager:

"I want a batch of hidden weapons!"

The manager was stunned for a moment without saying anything. The third master beside him glanced at Zhang Xingwang and replied in a deep voice:

"Golden coin darts, flying darts, flying cymbals, Emei thorns, flying swords, flying knives, flying locust stones, date-core arrows, wish-fulfilling beads, iron mandarin ducks, plum blossom needles, iron caltrops, dart knives, which one do you want? How many do you want?"

Zhang Xingwang looked at the solemn Third Master, and after thinking for a while, he asked:

"I want the kind I can shoot with a slingshot!"

After listening to this for a long time, the Third Master remained silent and replied in a hoarse voice:

"But you plan to take in a disciple and pass on your skills?"

Looking at the fallen face and lost expression of the Third Master, Zhang Xingwang lied without hesitation.

"Master is old after all. Old people are not able to do anything well. You should have experienced this yourself!"

The Third Master's expression was so bad that his spirit and energy were almost gone. He muttered:

“Has it come to this?”

After watching Zhang Xingwang nod his head seriously, the Third Master looked at the moon covered by dark clouds and sighed:

"The hero is old, and the sword is old."

Watching the Third Master staggering away, Zhang Xingwang felt that it was a good thing to let the Third Master give up the thought early. Otherwise, with the Third Master's personality, he would probably be worried about it until the day he died. What if the Third Master died with his eyes open or was hanging on because of this? It would not be good to waste time.

This is not cruel. Zhang Xingwang had encountered this before when he was delivering takeout. The takeout delivered to the hospital crossed most of the city. That was one of the most expensive departments in the hospital. Tired of running, he chatted with the nurse on night shift. At that time, he asked curiously why there was a single room with one person living next to the ward that was full.

After asking several nurses this question, it was like pressing the pause button. Later I learned that not all people living in single rooms are rich. They may also live by the minute. It is said that the patients in that department rotate the fastest. When it is their turn to stay in a single room, half of them will choose to go home. Those who stay in the room will also eliminate their obsession one by one.

I thought the Third Master would be quiet for a few days, but who would have thought that he would appear again within an hour. The Third Master was holding a sack, threw it at Zhang Xingwang's feet, and stood with his hands behind his back, panting.

"Third Master, what are you doing?"

The manager on the side continued to smile, and said with a flattering smile:

"Third Master, I just want to see the slingshot skills of the Eight-Armed Arhat. If there is nothing wrong with it, it would be best if Fifth Master could teach me a few tricks!"

Zhang Xingwang's mouth twitched as he met the eager eyes of the Third Master. He silently poured out the contents of the sack. All kinds of hidden weapons were scattered all over the floor. It seemed that the two brothers had been waiting for this day for a long time.