Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

Sha Zhu was so angry that he clenched his fists and punched Xu Damao in the face. Seeing that he was dodging left and right, he was ready to grab his clothes in a rage. After all, Sha Zhu was best at wrestling. But no matter how he attacked, Xu Damao stepped back with his legs together, and easily resolved it...

He Yushui and the deaf old lady saw this scene at the door. From their perspective, Xu Damao was holding Sha Zhu's legs and trying desperately to move backwards.

Sha Zhu was like a fighting bull, jumping forward and waving his hands towards Xu Damao, looking like an old woman scratching someone.

He Yushui was stunned. This was not a question of whether it was decent or not, it was simply too much for the eyes. After all, these were the must-have moves for female students to use when they were in elementary school, and they were the kind that were automatically eliminated after junior high school...

"Stop, don't fight anymore..."

Sha Zhu listened to his sister's cries and felt that he had lost face this time. He glanced at Xu Damao's complacent look and quickly took a big step forward. After calming himself down, he took a deep breath and threw a serious punch.

Although he didn't stand firmly, so his strength was not enough, the angle was not tricky enough, and the speed was not fast enough, he still hit Xu Damao's chest steadily.

Hearing the sound of "slap" hitting flesh, Sha Zhu adjusted his balance on one leg and prepared to pursue the victory, but Xu Damao, who was hit, was so hard that he didn't even make a sound...

Feeling the familiar pain in his chest, Xu Damao frowned slightly, feeling that he was indeed terrifyingly strong when drunk. He recalled the teachings of several masters and the time when he was apprenticing when he was hit on the head with a gun.

Xu Damao almost shed tears. Hard work pays off. He suddenly became ruthless. He had waited for this opportunity for too long. He thought to himself: This is the chance to prove myself. Then he closed his eyes and hit the unbelievable Sha Zhu with a hammer!

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao's face and cursed him in his heart for being unethical. He dodged and kicked back with all his strength. Then they both fell to the ground. Xu Damao's nose hit Sha Zhu's face hard. They both fell to the ground like a ball of wool. Xu Damao was on top for a while, and Sha Zhu turned over again...

One of them was trying hard to pull the other's clothes, and the other covered his nose and hit the other's face with his head. The two of them were so focused that they kept turning over and pulling as hard as they could.

Unfortunately, Xu Damao was being pulled by his clothes, and the distance to accumulate power was limited. As Sha Zhu pulled him, he perfectly avoided the vital parts every time, and then narrowly passed Sha Zhu's lips, and finally rushed to Sha Zhu's neck...

Liu Haizhong who had just entered the room and Yan Bugui and others who arrived late, watched Xu Damao throw his head into a hug towards Sha Zhu. Even after they fell to the ground, the two of them were still hugging each other tightly. This was already ridiculous. What was unbearable was that the two of them were still pulling each other's clothes and rubbing their ears together, simply ignoring the people who were watching the fun and the sun above their heads.

The eyes of several people in Liu Haizhong almost burst out of their sockets, and everyone else watched without blinking. They had seen these two brothers fighting before, but this was the first time they had seen such an intense and... inseparable fight.

Cheng Pingping, who came in later, looked again and again. After all, she had received professional training. After barely holding back her instinctive scream, Cheng Pingping took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, turned around and walked away. Later, she even jogged, and her professionalism was gone. Her steps were still firm, but she tripped in panic...

Liu Haizhong looked suspiciously at He Yushui who kept shouting "Stop fighting". Amid Yan Bugui's insulting words, he called on the onlookers to "separate the fight" and turned to He Yushui who looked worried and said:

"Little girl, go home and get a broom and sweep the dirt off them. You are still young, so don't look at this. What do you mean by inappropriate... don't look at it, understand?"

The neighbors looked at the two men and didn't know where to start until Liu Gen found an opportunity to clamp Xu Damao's head, and then everyone worked together to pull the two apart.

Looking at Sha Zhu who was doubting his life, Xu Damao, whose clothes were in disarray, felt that he had completely stood up today, and he was even more proud and directly said something harsh:

"Silly Zhu, if I hadn't drunk too much today...hiss...you would have been lying on the ground a long time ago...hiss...be careful next time, okay? Otherwise, I'll make you pay!"

Seeing Xu Damao covering his nose and looking arrogant, Sha Zhu suddenly came to his senses, and then became even more angry. He felt that he did not perform well today, and jumped up and down provocatively, eager to try:

"Sun thief, Master Zhu, I am waiting for you. It is not too late. You are a villain. You are talking nonsense to Ning Yue. Just wait."

Xu Damao was also getting anxious. He felt that he had drunk too much today and had not performed well, and had let down his masters. If he had not drunk too much and his aim was a little off, how could he have used his nose as a forehead and defeated the enemy head-on, and it would not have turned out like this.

After rubbing his chest, he stuck out his tongue at Sha Zhu with contempt and replied provocatively:

"Grandpa Mao, I'm not afraid of you knowing. I said this, but did you say I slandered you? Have you not done these things? If there is one thing that everyone doesn't know, you deserve to be single!

I haven't told you about selling buns yet. Just wait and see. I will talk to Ning Yue tomorrow. What can you do to me? You told me to be careful. Be careful or I will beat you up!"

Then it was time for the two brothers to reveal each other's past. Everyone's ears were callused from hearing it so much that some of them, seeing that there was nothing new to hear, simply went home to prepare for dinner.

As usual, the two brothers got more and more angry as they talked, but the rare thing was that Xu Damao had no intention of running back home this time. He kept tirelessly challenging Sha Zhu's bottom line, while Sha Zhu clenched and unclenched his fists, eager to give it a try.

Liu Haizhong saw that he finally had a chance to work, so he gave his wife a look to hurry up, then he thought of the words, cleared his throat, and shouted in a bossy pose:

"Are you two going to start a big fight? People from the same hospital are fighting? Considering your... conflict, let's have a general meeting after dinner, and you two can say whatever you want then."

When Sha Zhu heard this, he thought to himself that something was wrong. He didn't care about it before, but now it couldn't be allowed during the meeting. What if he was punished to sweep the yard or something? That would delay his search for Ning Yue. What if Xu Damao took advantage of the opportunity?

He gave Xu Damao a vicious look, then replied loudly with a fake smile:

"Uncle, please don't talk nonsense. This grandson and I were just joking. Why do you think it's a fight?"

It was a rare moment for Xu Damao to be tough. In the past, he would jump up and down and demand a meeting to seek justice after losing a fight, but this time it was different.

According to his thinking, Mr. Mao did not suffer any loss this time. If he had not performed poorly, it would have been Sha Zhu who fell. In the end, he had the advantage.

What kind of meeting is held if you win? Why hold a meeting? Mr. Mao can't afford to lose face. If he loses, he can just sue his wife. After all, his wife is a worker...

"That's right. Shazhu and I were just joking. We've been like this since we were little. If I really want to hold a big fight, it won't be too late to knock Shazhu down next time. Then he'll cry and complain to you. Just wait and see."

"You're talking nonsense. You're the one who complained every time. You'll be the same next time!"

"Pooh!"

"Pooh? Pooh! Pooh!"

The eyebrows in his bangs instantly twisted into muggle shapes, and he pointed at the two people who were covered in dust in disbelief, and asked through his back teeth:

"You two haven't fought yet even though you're like this?"

"No, we were just joking!"

The two of them replied in unison.