Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

After listening to this, Zhang Xingwang guessed that this guy was reading some idle books recently. What are you doing as a cook instead of reading recipes all day long?

Thinking that he had sent the silly moth away, he felt that he should compensate him, so he smiled and said:

“I think it’s fine, but…”

When Sha Zhu heard this, he realized that something serious was about to happen, and he immediately said loudly:

"Just tell me straight, with the relationship between our two families, just say a few words to me and I'll give you a big red envelope, okay?"

"Brother Zhuzi, your hardware is actually not bad, but you have to package it. Look at Brother Ren Damao..."

When Sha Zhu heard this, he immediately became unhappy and interrupted impatiently:

"You can say I'm fine, but that grandson is no good. I can't compare to him."

"You're wrong to think like that. You should learn from him. His salary isn't as high as yours, right?"

"Of course. Who am I? To be honest, I have been promoted to the position of monitor of the chef class. Do you know that? I get an extra two dollars a month in subsidies. How can he compare to me?"

"But look at the clothes they wear, and then look at how sloppy you are. You need to learn how to package yourself!"

"Look, isn't this right? Just tell me, I'll listen to you."

"You need to know how to spend money to make it happen!"

"Look at what you said. Everyone knows how to spend money. My name is Shazhu, but I'm not stupid."

"Then spend it. Just listen to me and buy two nice clothes. Change into them after get off work and tidy yourself up.

Put more money in your pocket every day and buy a bicycle. When you see a girl you like, just go over and chat with her. "

"Then shouldn't they be arrested as gangsters?"

"You have to be able to chat. You can't just speak because I like you. You have to be sincere.

"What kind of sincerity method?"

"Just ask her directly, if you want to be single, can you marry me? How sincere, with the purpose of marriage, who dares to say you are a hooligan?"

"That's quite sincere, but is there a more tactful way? And what if the other person doesn't want to? Or runs away?"

"Be more tactful? Um... just tell me I want to be buried with you, are you interested?

If they don't want to, then just change to another one. There are always those who can't escape from sprained ankles. Then you can tell them your conditions of having a car, a house, and no parents. As long as they can listen to you, it will basically work out.

Then you can ask her about her situation, don't be afraid to spend money, take her to a department store to buy clothes and shoes, then go to a restaurant and have a big meal, don't worry about what she says about spending money, just spend as much as you want. "

"It's that simple?"

"Think about it carefully. If you were a woman who was willing to spend money on you, had a car, a house, a job, but didn't even have a mother-in-law, would you be willing?"

"It seems to make some sense..."

"And the most important thing is to not be so good at talking and don't even think about teasing her.

Just keep praising her, and don't think about that crappy book you're reading when you're talking to her, and that'll basically work."

…………

After the drink, Sha Zhu was in high spirits, and he and Zhang Xingwang felt that they had met too late.

Within two days, Sha Zhu had changed completely, and the bicycle that was originally promised to be given to He Yushui was replaced with a men's one.

He Yushui was so angry that she threatened to never clean the house for her silly brother again. However, Sha Zhu now knew how to spend money and said that it was no big deal.

He took out more than 500 yuan of his own savings and spent 20 cents to hire Uncle Liugen's wife to clean up the mess.

Then he looked like Xu Damao from head to toe, wearing a shirt and leather shoes. If he wasn't short of money, he would have even bought a watch.

There was nothing he could do since he was Director Yang's favorite. When he asked for the ticket to find a date, Director Yang took it out of the drawer without saying a word and gave it to him on the spot.

When Shazhu went out pushing his bicycle and dressed in a respectable outfit, everyone was shocked. They thought that this guy must have accidentally poured paste into his brain while cooking.

For several days in a row, Sha Zhu went out for a stroll after get off work. He would approach anyone he liked and he was never treated as a hooligan.

I approached more than ten girls I liked, but none of them was successful.

But the overall effect was okay. Most of the girls just smiled and said it was inappropriate. There were also some girls who insisted on listening halfway but then frowned and shook their heads at the looks on her face.

As for the girl with a sprained ankle that Zhang Xingwang mentioned, he didn't encounter one. Instead, a married young wife listened carefully and said with regret on her face:

"It would have been great if I had met you two years earlier, but unfortunately I'm already married."

After hearing this, Sha Zhu was so scared that he went home in a daze. He almost sprained his ankle.

Sha Zhu found that there was no progress outside, but the way Liu Lan looked at him seemed more and more strange, and the jokes she made became more and more excessive.

She even wanted him to ride his bike to take her home after get off work. Liu Lan's behavior boosted Sha Zhu's confidence, and he was ready to continue following this routine.

The deaf old lady was so excited when she saw the recent changes in her grandson that she felt the countdown to her ideal retirement life was approaching. She asked about her grandson's progress every day.

Until today, when I saw Sha Zhu smiling happily, my heart started beating fast again. I always felt that something was not right.

I felt that this grandson would not disobey my words and secretly marry that girl.

I have repeatedly told him to bring him here for approval before getting the certificate. What if he turns out to be an unfilial person? That would be a disaster.

After repeated questioning by the old lady, Sha Zhu finally told the truth. He felt that Zhang Xingwang's trick was only useful on Liu Lan and a married young wife at present, but at least it showed that it had some effect.

The old lady didn't think so after hearing this. She would rather her grandson be single than have him mess with Liu Lan.

After all, she has a mother-in-law, and this grandson's family genetics make it easy for him to be tripped up by widows, so he suddenly became a little anxious.

Sure enough, the next day, Zhang Xingwang, who had just got off work, was stopped by the mysterious deaf old lady. The other party skillfully grabbed him and insisted on talking to him.

After struggling for a long time without success, looking at the unsportsmanlike old lady in front of him, Zhang Xingwang had no choice but to follow her to her house to see what she was going to do next.

After the two of them sat down, the old lady stared at Zhang Xingwang seriously for a while, then she spoke:

"Zhang family boy, the old lady mainly wants to ask you whether you and that girl are successful?"

"What girl? You know I'm a bachelor."

"I'm too lazy to argue with you. Anyway, you didn't make it. How about you introduce Yu Li to my grandson?"

"You are getting old and confused, are you going to introduce me to your grandson? The third uncle will be so angry! Are you craving for a feast?"

"You kid, it was you who came up with the idea, right? Now my grandson is completely entangled by that Liu Lan. What do you think we should do?"

Zhang Xingwang thought about it and felt that Xu Damao's routine plus his sincere killer move should be fine.

But when I thought about Sha Zhu's widowhood, I thought it was normal, so I replied casually:

"Old lady, what era is it now? The man and the woman are unmarried, isn't that good? If they really get married, they can be working couples, how great."

"Bullshit, this was your bad boy's idea, you have to find a way out, otherwise I will never let you go."

Zhang Xingwang looked at the old lady who had no moral integrity and could only cover his forehead and say:

"You're overthinking. Brother Zhuzi wants a virgin girl. I think you should just find someone from the countryside. You can pick whatever you want. It's not like we can't afford to support her. The most you can do is to lower your quality of life."

The deaf old lady was furious after hearing this, thinking, is there any room for my quality of life to decline? That would make me the same as Yi Zhonghai.

Seeing that he couldn't win the argument with this bad boy, he decisively said something harsh and chased him away.