Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xingwang's dream came true. At first, the questions asked by the third aunt were quite normal, but later they became more and more outrageous. She started to ask: How many people are there in your family? Do you have a job? Are you dating someone?

Zhang Xingwang listened to the other party's questions getting more and more outrageous, and could only look at Bai Xiaoya while answering, but seeing Bai Xiaoya's expression of indifference, he thought that this time he really expected nothing.

He is not sick, but it is hard to say whether this third aunt is sick or not. She might have Alzheimer's disease or amnesia. Looking at her condition, I am afraid she has forgotten all the medical skills she knew.

When Zhang Xingwang looked at Bai Xiaoya for help, Third Auntie seemed to have seen it too. She coughed dryly and then said to Zhang Xingwang in a very perfunctory manner:

"Nothing's wrong. You can go now. Xiaoya, you stay and chat with grandma for a while."

After saying that, he started smoking, showing an arrogant attitude as if he didn't want to talk to Zhang Xingwang.

This was like an order to expel Zhang Xingwang. Zhang Xingwang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this. Fortunately, the other party braked, otherwise if he continued asking like this, he would probably ask when he would start rewarding himself...

Giving Bai Xiaoya a look that said he had something to say to her, Zhang Xingwang politely said goodbye. Bai Xiaoya came out to see him off, and Zhang Xingwang whispered to Bai Xiaoya:

"Looking at Third Aunt, she doesn't look very energetic. You should spend more time with her."

"What are you thinking? Auntie just woke up and is still a little confused. She will be fine after she finishes smoking this pot of cigarette."

Seeing Zhang Xingwang's unbelieving eyes, Bai Xiaoya continued:

"I'm not a sickly lady, I'm very capable."

After saying that, he turned and went into the house. Seeing this, Zhang Xingwang could only sigh and mutter:

"It turns out that she has feelings for him. Take some time to tell her that she needs to face reality and spend more time with the old man when she is free."

After Zhang Xingwang walked away, Third Aunt looked at Bai Xiaoya who was hesitant to speak, and said weakly:

"Is he really your brother?"

"I feel like I get along well with him. I treat him as my younger brother. And he's different from other guys. He doesn't run away when he sees me..."

"How about you take him as a target?"

"I just can't stand him."

"Anyway, grandma told you that this boy is in good health and a great guy. You will be blessed if you marry him."

"As for him, what's the use of having a good body? He doesn't have a good brain. I don't believe it..."

Third Auntie looked at Bai Xiaoya who went out to play with the village chief and said to herself:

"Zhang Xingwang, this guy is not simple."

After saying this, there was a hint of inexplicable meaning in his eyes.

Zhang Xingwang, who was halfway there, was now surrounded by several young men.

One of the leaders spoke up:

"Just call us Xiaobai, I'll ask you questions and you'll answer them..."

Zhang Xingwang looked at the five newbies in front of him, wondering what they were trying to do and whether they could withstand a beating.

"Are you Aunt Bai... Aunt Bai's blind date?"

Zhang Xingwang thought about it and decided to cover it up as stated in the letter of introduction, and replied:

"Um...she's calling me brother now...it's obvious that the blind date failed..."

"Aren't you trying harder? Why did you go back to the village?"

"I'm here to see my third aunt, why are you asking these questions?"

After hearing this, several newbies showed a look of disappointment, and then said solemnly:

"Can't you be more motivated? Anyway, we have already unilaterally recognized you as our uncle. A daughter who is married off is like spilled water. It's best not to bring her back before the New Year."

Before he finished speaking, they all turned around and prepared to leave. Before Zhang Xingwang could count with his fingers, Bai Xiaoya's heroic voice came from behind him:

"Don't leave, what are you doing?"

Zhang Xingwang looked at the few people who stopped subconsciously and felt awe-inspiring. It turned out that the shadow of childhood takes a lifetime to heal.

Then he saw Bai Xiaoya carrying a bow, walking quickly towards them, and said in a muffled voice to the little white boys:

"What are you doing here, you sick chickens?"

Seeing that no one was talking, Zhang Xingwang came out to explain that they were just chatting.

Unexpectedly, this Hu Niu spent five minutes scolding those newbies, probably meaning that they didn't practice their skills well.

After all these years, I am still not as good as the two brothers with thick facial hair in the next village.

Later I understood that the boy king from the neighboring village had a deep hatred for each other, and the young rookies had been unilaterally suppressed in strength by the other side since they were young.

Only Bai Xiaoya's archery accuracy could barely surpass the opponent, but the power was far behind. As a result, the younger generation of their village was always half a head lower than the neighboring village.

Then Bai Xiaoya looked at Zhang Xingwang and asked:

"I was busy sleeping in the guesthouse yesterday. You haven't told me what kind of Kung Fu you practiced yet?"

When these words came out, the little white guys opened their mouths wide and looked at Zhang Xingwang as if to say, "You are indeed my uncle."

Zhang Xingwang quickly explained, and then looking at Bai Xiaoya, whose thirst for knowledge was about to overflow, he could only bite the bullet and say:

"My master, the Eight-Armed Arhat, knows a little about the art of using hidden weapons."

Unexpectedly, after hearing the word "hidden weapon", Bai Xiaoya waved her hand in disappointment and walked away into the wind and snow.

It seemed that they were very dissatisfied with Zhang Xingwang's craftsmanship. The few Xiaobai looked at Bai Xiaoya walking away and ran away.

When the snow had completely stopped the next day, Zhang Xingwang found Bai Xiaoya who was practicing archery and asked tentatively:

"Um... Sister Bai, I want to go to the mountain and tell you something."

"Are you going into the mountains to die? If you go, everyone will have to look for you everywhere. It would be ok if you got lost and froze to death, but if you get killed by something, we will have to look for you for a long time in vain."

"Can't you just not die?"

"Do you know the way? Do you know where the tree house is?"

"Um... Is there a hunting team in the village? A hunter would be fine too."

Afterwards, Zhang Xingwang learned about the current hunter in the village, Sixth Brother, and then he left without disturbing Bai Xiaoya.

I thought that I could solve the problems of getting lost and the tree house by myself, and then I asked my sixth brother for help.

Unexpectedly, Lao Liu asked him to wait a moment, and then directly called the village chief "Big Brother" over. Big Brother also frowned and said when he saw him:

"I heard from Lao Liu that you want to go into the mountains?"

Seeing the frown on the village leader's face, Zhang Xingwang thought that there was no hope for him to go into the mountains, so he spoke the truth:

"Well... I just want a guide."

"I heard from Xiaoya that you are very strong. Have you practiced?"

"Ah... I only have some skills with hidden weapons."

The village elder brother was stunned for a moment after hearing Zhang Xingwang's answer, and then said to the sixth brother:

"Lao Liu, lend him two dogs and see if he can go."

Then he patted Zhang Xingwang on the shoulder and left.

I returned to his home with my sixth brother. He called out "Wangcai, Fugui" twice to the big doghouse in the yard, then turned to Zhang Xingwang and said:

"I'll lend you the dogs. I don't care whether you can let them accompany you up the mountain, but your name does suit them."