Siheyuan, I want to lie down but I become a tool

Who would have thought that even though the guards outside were on duty, the idiot inside had poor fighting power. For two days, every time the girl went in, she would finish chatting after a short while and would come out shaking her head.

The reasons given by Sha Zhu were all kinds of weird, such as uneven eyes and protruding ears. Anyway, they were all words used to describe monsters in Journey to the West, and none of them were enjoyable to listen to.

The matchmaker couldn't stand this weirdness either, so she forced herself to finish her meal and put down her chopsticks. Before she even wiped the oil off her mouth she started to vent her anger at the old lady, saying that she had no ability to manage the matchmaking for her grandson and that if she continued like this she would lose her job.

The old lady spent a lot of money on food alone. Not only did she not have anything to eat, but she also had to endure the pressure from both the matchmaker and her grandson.

I felt like my head was hollowed out. I thought this matchmaker was not professional. She didn't tell me earlier, but had to wait until the meal was over before getting angry.

You can just slam the table and leave, I haven't eaten the food cooked by my grandson yet. When you said that, the aroma of meat made me swallow my saliva before I even opened my mouth.

After thinking for a while, he realized that this was not a solution, so he stopped being a goalkeeper from the third day and personally supervised the battle.

Who knew that Sha Zhu would still do his own thing, and no matter how hard she tried, it was of no avail. Sha Zhu always managed to hit the girl in the places she least expected with a few words.

This time, I didn't copy Journey to the West. I didn't even know which book I copied. I just said that the old lady had a beard and a palm-sized fur. This completely touched the old lady's blind spot in knowledge, and she couldn't even make up her mind.

The girl was so anxious that she was extremely embarrassed. She had to grit her teeth and endure the first half because her family was in financial difficulty.

As a result, in the second half, Sha Zhu saw that there was no response to what happened during the day and said that it had to be moved to the night. He said that Tu Zi Ya was afraid that he would have nightmares at night and affect his sleep quality.

The girl wanted to argue that she didn't have to open her mouth when she slept, but the matchmaker couldn't stand it anymore. This time she couldn't help but yell at Shazhu before she even finished her meal.

The matchmaker was also very eloquent and well-educated. She described Shazhu from head to toe, using mostly words from the Water Margin, and used more than a dozen words for the face alone. After that, she left angrily with the girl.

This silly Zhu didn't care at all and ignored every word the matchmaker said. He felt that none of the girls were worthy of him.

This scene reminded the old lady of the time when Banggeng just learned to run and Jia Zhang chased him to feed him. She tried hard to recall what Jia Zhang had done.

He raised his walking stick, looked at Sha Zhu's prematurely aged face, then silently put it down, and then watched the girl leave reluctantly.

The deaf old lady was completely awakened by the matchmaker's scolding. It seemed that she had to brainwash her grandson. Then she started praising the girls she had met in the past few days, and mentioned in a tactful way the matching degree between her grandson's appearance and those dozen words.

Unexpectedly, the grandson remained indifferent and looked nonchalant, as if he was enjoying the blind date. He went back angrily, holding his chest.

It is said that the deaf old lady thought about it for a long time yesterday and was unwilling to give up. Finally, she made up her mind, repeated "Don't be angry" ten times, and went to Sha Zhu's house. She caught Sha Zhu and tried to persuade him earnestly for half the night. No one knew how many good and bad words she said, but He Yushui came out to fetch water three times.

Sha Zhu was also making jokes throughout the whole process, and finally when he saw that the old lady was really angry, he said shyly that nothing else mattered and he was not in a hurry, he just wanted to find someone who loved cleanliness, probably someone like his sister Qin.

After hearing this, the old lady looked at Sha Zhu's old face which was burned by smoke and fire, and she was so angry that she almost couldn't help but hit her grandson with the glass.

I almost said "never mind" as I thought about my retirement plan. I took several deep breaths and tears flowed into my heart.

Why is it so difficult to take care of yourself when you are old? I thought it was the simplest thing, but it turned out to be the most difficult. I realized that the road to retirement is still very long, and I am afraid that the "good days" are still to come.

I have to figure out a way. If I continue like this, I can only wait for Shazhu to bring his wife to visit my grave during the Qingming and Double Ninth Festivals. What's the point of keeping an old man then?

Zhang Xingwang listened to the fourth sister's narration in amazement and stared at her for a long time. The fourth sister was really an expert in intelligence. He thought that if the situation continued like this, he would have no choice but to hand her over to the country.

What Zhang Xingwang didn't know was that Yi Zhonghai was too busy with his own business to care about Sha Zhu's blind date. As for Xu Damao, that was interesting.

This guy was either undergoing a checkup or taking medicine every day, and he should have been carefree. But then his family notified him that they needed to introduce him to a partner. When he thought of the doctor's advice, "Don't even think about having sex for a year or so," he got his head exploded.

In the end, he had no choice but to confront his family. Otherwise, he would be dumbfounded when his family urged him to get married after the blind date. What if he really couldn't resist and got married? When they met him on a narrow road, he wouldn't even dare to draw his sword. He would be too embarrassed to face anyone.

After hearing this, Xu's father was also in a cold sweat. Fortunately, his son still had a chance to be cured, otherwise the Xu family would be extinct. Originally, they thought their son was unreliable, so they thought about practicing a trumpet. Who knew that the trumpet was a small cotton jacket? He didn't have any special skills. At such an old age, practicing the tail trumpet was not enough.

I could only sigh and take Xu Damao to the hospital again. The doctor said that it was fortunate that the disease was discovered early. If it was delayed for two years, even the cost of treatment would have been saved. I could only use it as a tap. I gave up the idea of ​​arranging a blind date for my son.

Xu Damao was quite happy when the doctor said that there was some effect. However, after returning to the yard, he heard that Sha Zhu was going on a blind date with great fanfare, and his temper flared up. Last time, Sha Zhu said that he was bullying other girls, and now that he had to pierce his tires for the kick in the crotch, he had to do it.

I didn't expect that I had to climb the wall for three consecutive days and block the toilet door for two days. Not only did I almost get discovered by the deaf old lady, but I was almost pissed off. I didn't even get to see what the girl looked like, so I could only curse her in my heart as a psychological comfort.

Although all the tactics ended in failure, the results were unexpectedly impressive. Sha Zhu didn't succeed in getting any of them. I was also very happy in my heart, thinking that if I'm not married, you can forget about it.

The next morning, Zhang Xingwang, who had received the relief from Brother Tong, went to Shazhu's house, found Luo Yonghao, and paid the remaining 130 yuan. He checked the house again in the morning and found no problems. He thought that he couldn't drag him down since he was so efficient.

After paying the money, I counted it again and found that there were less than four hundred yuan left in the space. I thought I had to deal with the wild boar and exchange it for some cotton.

He asked Brother Luo indirectly about the whereabouts of his brother, and when he learned that there was still no news, he prepared to leave.