Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 99: Acting coquettishly is the ultimate skill in love!
After exiting the alley, Jiang Yuan still held Qi Yanxing's hand and walked towards the center of Xiacheng as she did before.
Without the protection of masks and hats, there will still be many monsters coming up to chat with me.
"Brother Pretty Horn, can I add your contact information?"
Jiang Yuan: "Sorry, your eyes are too small. My son likes people with big eyes."
The minotaur twitched his mouth, then turned around and left tactfully.
After a while, the beautiful sheep demon came up close.
"My dear brother, are you going to have an affair? He is a kind-hearted man and it's free~"
Jiang Yuan: "I'm sorry, my son likes boys and is not interested in girls."
"What about me? I'm a man, I can do it, right? I have six-pack abs!"
Jiang Yuan: "Six-pack abs are nice, but you're too short. My kid likes guys who are 2.2 meters tall."
Pig-headed monster: “.........”
“Tsk! With such high standards, you’ll definitely not be able to get married in the end. You’ll just have to spend the rest of your life alone.” The pig-headed monster muttered in a low voice.
"That's right. He may appear noble and keep people at a distance, but who knows what he is doing behind the scenes? Maybe he is more outrageous than anyone else."
The mule cried out loudly and dug the ground with its hind legs twice as if in a provocative manner.
Jiang Yuan: "Hello, hello, is this the Monster Protection Bureau? I want to sue someone for defamation. Um, on Huanghe North Road in Xiacheng, there is a 1.3 meter tall pig-headed monster and a horse that has not yet transformed into a human form... ahem, it's a mule, slandering my boyfriend Huang Yao."
When they heard Jiang Yuan calling the police, the pig and the mule ran faster than anyone else as if they were whipped!
Soon, as they walked down the street, they saw many monsters.
The horned monster is easy to bully and is a familiar figure.
But the young man next to the horned monster is not easy to bully!
This young man is so fierce, comparable to the evil spirits in the human world!
The monsters couldn't argue, so they all wisely avoided him.
Arriving at the most prosperous area of Xiacheng, the two first bought some special snacks in the surrounding area, and then went to the place where eggs could be adopted.
It was on the top floor of a shopping mall.
Every monster couple who doesn’t want to have a baby can come to the Eggshell House and adopt an egg.
Start taking care of your baby and cultivating feelings from the time he is still an egg.
The staff led Jiang Yuan and Qi Yanxing into a room with the words "Painless Baby Raising" written on it.
It's pitch dark in this room.
The staff handed a net bag to the two people.
"You can't just pick the eggs. There are eggs all over the floor of this room. You two can use the net to catch an egg that belongs to you. The egg you catch is destiny."
Qi Yanxing took the net bag and handed it to Jiang Yuan.
"Come on, bro. The eggs I catch will be really cute."
Jiang Yuan didn't know what he would catch, so he fished it out.
Soon, a gray and white egg, about the size of an ostrich egg, was caught in the net.
According to the color of the eggshell, the staff gave them some clothes for the egg babies and some imported snacks. After completing the ceremony, they charged the two people 100 million yuan.
After leaving the Eggshell House, Jiang Yuan and Qi Yanxing passed by the street.
There are colorful ostrich eggs for sale on the roadside.
The old man said: "Come, take a look, take a look, 15 yuan for one egg, 20 yuan for two, you can't afford to lose or be cheated~"
"Hey, Junzi~ bring an egg home to raise, 15 yuan each, it's cheap~"
Jiang Yuan took a look at the gray-white egg in his hand, and it instantly lost its fragrance.
He tugged at Qi Yanxing's clothes slightly and whispered, "........It seems like we were hit by someone."
It was also Qi Yanxing’s first time to adopt an egg, so he didn’t understand.
He squatted down in front of the stall and bought a black dyed egg from the stall.
"There should still be a difference in quality. Let's buy some and incubate them together, brother."
As a result, the two had just walked out not far when they heard the old man behind them chatting with someone with a smile.
"My girl, this is a great idea. I sold hundreds of my dyed ostrich eggs today."
Jiang Yuan and Qi Yanxing's faces changed and they both turned around.
When they saw that the man chatting with the old man was the staff member who had just brought them to the Internet, the two of them instantly became expressionless.
During the second half of the journey, Qi Yanxing comforted Jiang Yuan, "Brother, actually that one million is not much. We still have 49 million in our hands, which is enough to spend in this lifetime."
"And this 15-dollar dyed egg and the one-million-dollar one are all natural. They will definitely not produce any living creatures. Don't worry, brother."
Jiang Yuan felt pained: "If two identical babies really hatch, the money we spent will be a waste!"
Qi Yanxing touched his head comfortingly.
"No, brother. If that were the case, this store would have been reported and complained about long ago. We monsters are more prone to causing trouble than humans."
Jiang Yuan could only comfort himself this way.
Although the prices of the two eggs differed greatly, Jiang Yuan still protected the two eggs after arriving at his new home.
The home in Xiacheng is different from that in Baicheng.
Xiacheng is a place where every inch of land is valuable.
Although we moved to the suburbs, the new home is not a single-family home. There is another family living every few dozen meters around it.
This small house of our new home has only two floors.
The only thing to be thankful for is that their villa is still like the old castle, backed by a mountain, suitable for raising chickens and laying eggs.
After arriving at the new home, Jiang Yuan had nothing to worry about, as Qi Yanxing was busy with everything inside and outside the house.
Jiang Yuan was lying in the bedroom on the second floor. She wanted to take this opportunity to check how far the underground pharmaceutical factory that sold fake death drugs was from her new home.
The pharmaceutical factory is located in an unfinished building not far from the suburbs, only half an hour away from my new home.
Jiang Yuan planned to go there that night and get the fake death drug first.
At the same time, Qi Yanxing was doing a thorough cleaning of the living room.
When he heard the news that Jiang Yuan was going out, Qi Yanxing hurriedly put his hands behind his back, wiped the dust off his hands, and happily went to hold Jiang Yuan's hand.
"It's so late, I'll go with my brother."
Jiang Yuan immediately refused with a guilty conscience: "No, it's very close, I can be back in more than an hour. By the way, Xiao Yan, if you want to eat anything, you can tell me and I will buy it for you on the way."
The moment Jiang Yuan shook his hand away, a hint of loss welled up in Qi Yanxing's eyes.
But soon, this layer of loss was replaced by liveliness.
The monster grabbed Jiang Yuan's hands again like a little child, jumping and acting coquettishly in front of him.
"No, no, I want to go. Brother, take me with you. I'm a good boy!"
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