Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 8 Are you in an online relationship?
Jiang Yuan recognized each word individually, but when they were put together he was completely confused!
[Brother, I don’t know the owner of that hand. This hand photo is from the Internet. And didn’t you just say that this man is ugly? ]
Qi Yanxing: [No, this hand is not an online picture. The picture of the man you posted later is an online picture.]
Without giving Jiang Yuan any chance to react, Qi Yanxing used an image search engine to take a screenshot of a "same" photo of a boy that he found on Baidu and sent it to her.
Jiang Yuan: Can it be operated this way?!
Then Qi Yanxing sent over a screenshot of the “detailed information” of the photo of Jiang Yuan’s hand.
Qi Yanxing: [This hand is not a picture from the Internet. The information shows that it was taken five minutes ago, and at this time period...]
[If I'm not mistaken, you should be the owner of this hand. ]
Jiang Yuan: “!”
Jiang Yuan didn't expect Qi Yanxing to be such an analytical monster!
There was a risk of exposing his true identity, so he quickly changed his words: [That hand belongs to my boyfriend, he likes women, and we are in a relationship, you can’t steal our love, right? ]
Qi Yanxing: [Boyfriend? Are you sure? Aren’t you a lesbian? ]
Jiang Yuan held his forehead with his hand and typed with gritted teeth: [........I am bisexual. ]
Qi Yanxing: [Oh.]
.........
Just when Jiang Yuan was relieved that the chat was over, Qi Yanxing typed again:
[But all my childhood friends are boys. This hand is yours. Is it so difficult for you to admit it?]
As soon as Jiang Yuan exhaled, another breath was blocked in his throat!
He must take off this vest tonight!
Jiang Yuan looked ready to die and said stiffly, [........Yes............]
Then he added: [But I am abroad now, so I can’t help you solve the problem of estrus. ]
Jiang Yuan typed with a huff.
Qi Yanxing: [Do you have an online relationship? ]
Jiang Yuan was shocked when he received this message!
He held the phone screen with his fingers, gritting his teeth in hatred.
You can lick to save your life, but you can't lose your dignity!
He directly replied with a single word: "No!"
Qi Yanxing: [Okay, let’s delete each other’s posts]
Jiang Yuan: “!”
Jiang Yuan: [We don’t need to delete each other. Even if we can’t be a couple, we can still be friends! ]
Qi Yanxing: [No, the monster clan is very loyal. They don't include other people in their friends list. Aren't you also a monster? Why don't you avoid suspicion even on this point?]
[What? Are you a human?]
Jiang Yuan: “!!!”
If they continued talking that day, Qi Yanxing would expose all his secrets!
Qi Yanxing: [You can’t really be a human...]
Jiang Yuan: [No!!! I’m a tentacle monster! ]
Jiang Yuan suddenly had an idea and lied again.
Qi Yanxing: [What a coincidence, I also have tentacles, show me yours. ]
Jiang Yuan had never seen what the tentacles of a real monster looked like, so it was not convenient for her to look for pictures online.
Jiang Yuan: [Let me see it first, and I’ll send it to you after I’m done.]
At the same time, Qi Yanxing, who was sitting in front of the computer in the bedroom, took off his shirt, revealing his six strong abdominal muscles, with firm contours, a mermaid line extending all the way down, blood vessels bulging on his abdomen, and a scarlet and soft tentacle slowly growing out of his abdomen.
The soft tentacles gradually became thicker, and the scarlet color deepened. The soft surface of the tentacles were small suction cups in their original shapes. Soon, the suction cups in their original shapes slowly turned into a heart shape, and they kept posing beautifully in front of the camera.
The tentacles that keep bending curves look very charming.
But soon, Qi Yanxing frowned uncomfortably as if he thought of something.
Tentacles are such a hidden thing that he can only show them to his future wife.
If you are not sure whether the other person can become your wife, just forget it.
then.
Jiang Yuan, who had been waiting for news and preparing to make inquiries, became anxious after waiting for more than half an hour.
Jiang Yuan: [Not ready yet? ]
Qi Yanxing: [Can I see your photo? ]
Jiang Yuan: “!”
Jiang Yuan covered his head. He was the human being locked in a dark room by Qi Yanxing. As soon as he saw the photo, his disguise was completely exposed.
After making sure that the chat could not continue, Jiang Yuan took advantage of the text loophole and typed a long message:
[I'm sorry, brother. I'm not that kind of casual person. Just like you refused to show me your tentacles, I don't want to show you my "tentacles". That's it for tonight. We'll talk later. I'm going to sleep too.]
【JPGGoodnight】
After a few seconds, Qi Yanxing replied: [Sorry.]
【Good night. 】
The sinful chat finally ended and Jiang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.
However, lying in bed, Jiang Yuan tossed and turned and couldn't fall asleep.
All she could think about was Qi Yanxing's online romance with her, and she fell into a nightmare during her light sleep.
He dreamed that he woke up in a daze and saw Qi Yanxing sitting at the head of his bed like an evil ghost, with white teeth showing on his paralyzed face, and his sharp and dense teeth repeatedly scratching his neck.
Jiang Yuan shuddered, pushed the monster away, and used his hands and feet to retreat to the end of the bed!
Qi Yanxing approached him step by step with a knife in his hand, knelt on the bed, and his tall figure loomed over Jiang Yuan's head.
"Come, show me your hand." A dark and eerie tune sounded above Jiang Yuan's head.
Jiang Yuan shrank back behind the bed, with his hands behind his back, looking as if he would never show his true colors even if he was beaten to death.
The smile on Qi Yanxing's lips grew wider, reaching his ears, and the tip of the knife in his hand was pressed against Jiang Yuan's neck.
The monster's big hand suddenly pulled Jiang Yuan's arm and lifted his arm in front of itself!
"Yes, it's these hands, the hands I'm looking for!" Qi Yanxing's voice was extremely excited, and his eyes turned to stare at Jiang Yuan's face.
He clicked his tongue unhappily, "You were born with an extremely ugly face, what a waste of such good hands."
"Why not cut it off—"
Less than half a second after he finished speaking, Qi Yanxing suddenly raised his knife and chopped towards Jiang Yuan's arm!
stab-
The sound of a sharp blade piercing into flesh rang out in the small dark room, and an unprecedented pain spread through Jiang Yuan's arm!
Jiang Yuan was in excruciating pain and screamed and roared!
The scream was so loud that he woke himself up.
When she woke up, Jiang Yuan was sitting on the bed gasping for breath. She hurriedly raised her arm and found...
It turned out that he rolled over in his sleep and pressed his arm under his body, causing it to become numb.
However, Jiang Yuan's shouting just now was too loud and it disturbed the people next door. At this moment, the neighbor next to the bed kept cursing.
"Noisy, noisy, not letting me sleep well so early in the morning!"
"Okay, stop scolding. He didn't mean to quarrel. Maybe he encountered some difficulties and had no choice but to do so."
"Brother Beizhi, you don't know that I am warning him in a good-tempered way. If he offends that monster by yelling so loudly, he will be killed sooner or later!"
The man next door knocked on the wall twice again, saying in a bad tone: "Boy, that old monster has a bad temper, you better be careful."
Jiang Yuan didn't listen much to the warning.
At this moment, all his attention was focused on the two words "North"!
North.
The only male protagonist in this weird novel he traveled into is called Song Beizhi!
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