Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 65 Found framed underwear! Digging a hole to bury myself~
Jiang Yuan waved her hand to refuse, then stuffed herself with two more chopsticks of sweet and sour pork!
But the octopus jumped even more happily!
Looking at the octopus swaying left and right, Jiang Yuan had the illusion that this fish and the man last night were not the same person.
Second Dart: [This is a very bad character, host. No one can accept such a mental disorder. It’s not too late for you to break up with him now! ]
"No, he's just too cute."
Second Dart: [(???(???;)?]
Although it is cute, the octopus is now dancing and shaking off black slime.
He didn't control the strength well, and a sticky black substance was thrown directly onto Jiang Yuan's steamed bun.
Jiang Yuan took a look at the sticky black liquid and put the steamed bun back after picking it up in mid-air and about to put it into her mouth.
This black thing.
He needs some time to accept it.
Seeing Jiang Yuan put down his chopsticks for the second time, the octopus happily stretched out its tentacles to pull Jiang Yuan's wrist.
"Come on, brother, let's dance together!"
The atmosphere in the room was just right, with music playing loudly. In the aquarium in the corner against the wall, a dozen QQ octopuses were stretching and shrinking rhythmically to the rhythm of the drums!
Jiang Yuan couldn't find the words to refuse for a moment, and was about to be pulled up from her seat by Qi Yanxing.
The quilt slipped from his legs and he felt a chill in his lower body!
Jiang Yuan then realized that he was not wearing any pants!
At this moment, he was only wearing a thin and loose white shirt.
The shirt was long, covering the thighs.
But because the shirt was open, Jiang Yuan could find her lower body exposed as soon as she lowered her head!
There was a very clear and ambiguous tooth mark at the base of his thigh, which made his face turn red instantly!
His mind uncontrollably thought of Qi Yanxing pressing on him last night, his eyes dark, his breath panting, a thin layer of sweat oozing from his forehead, and the restrained and forbearing look on his face...
"You! You are not human!"
Jiang Yuan was so stunned that she covered her whole body, including her head, with the quilt!
He just said this when he was nervous.
Qi Yanxing answered seriously: "Yes, brother, I am a monster, not a human being. Do you think I dance well?"
Jiang Yuan then realized what unreasonable words he had just said, but as he slowly recalled what they had done last night, he felt shy instead.
Jiang Yuan covered her body and hid under the quilt, and asked: "Where are my pants? How come I can't see them?"
"Wash your clothes, brother. I told you last night that I wanted to help you wash your clothes. Have you forgotten?"
"Well, then, then what about those underwear? You, you you you! You didn't wash them too!" Jiang Yuan was shocked!
Last night, they did that.
On the pants, very dirty.
Um........
Well, Jiang Yuan still can't quite accept it now.
"No brother, I washed all the other clothes and left the underwear alone."
When Jiang Yuan heard this, his head popped out from under the quilt instantly!
"That's what I told you!" Jiang Yuan breathed a sigh of relief. "Xiao Yan will definitely not touch something so private, so did you throw it into the trash can?"
Qi Yanxing turned off the music, opened the curtains, and said calmly:
"No, I framed it and hung it on the wall."
.........
........
(⊙Д⊙)…
The smile on Jiang Yuan's face gradually froze, and then slowly disappeared and turned flat at an almost imperceptible speed.
"Xiao Yan, this joke is not very funny. Be good and tell me where you threw your underwear."
Jiang Yuan's tone was unusually serious.
When Qi Yanxing heard his tone, he instantly understood everything!
The giant octopus quickly turned back into a human, and hurriedly went forward to pull at the corner of Jiang Yuan's clothes.
"I didn't throw it in the trash can, brother, believe me, that thing is very precious to me, if you don't believe me, come with me to my room?"
A not-so-good premonition spread in Jiang Yuan's heart...
After finding some simple clothes to put on, Jiang Yuan followed Qi Yanxing to his bedroom.
Just entered the bedroom.
Jiang Yuan had extremely sharp eyes and immediately noticed the three frames hanging on the wall!
One was the underwear he had just lost today.
The other one was the one that was stolen by Qi Yanxing a long time ago.
The two pairs of underwear were neatly hung in the frame. Jiang Yuan could even see the stains on the pair that was just thrown away this morning...
Jiang Yuan had a blank expression on his face.
Perverted ahh ...
Yes.
Jiang Yuan often feels that she is not perverted enough.
And out of tune with the people around him.
Qi Yanxing didn't notice Jiang Yuan's reaction, but happily grabbed Jiang Yuan's big hand and pulled him into the house.
"Look, brother, I didn't throw them away. I hung them on the wall carefully and framed them to prevent dust. They retain your smell and things. I'm careful, brother!"
Jiang Yuan took a deep breath, not knowing what to say.
Qi Yanxing, on the other hand, was a little shy when he pointed his finger at the other pair of underwear.
"Brother, I stole that one from your room ten days ago. That night was the happiest time for me. Just like this morning, I danced for a whole night!"
Qi Yanxing recalled the wonderful things in the past, his eyes filled with happiness.
At this moment, the human beside him held his forehead with one hand and wanted to find a hole to crawl into.
"I slept with that pair of underwear all night, brother. I like the smell of your body, the smell of orange blossoms, very good to breathe, just like a cat!"
When they were talking about deep feelings, Qi Yanxing stretched out his big hands and hugged Jiang Yuan's thin body directly into his arms.
The monster's big hands tightly wrapped around the human and started sucking violently, giving the illusion of forced love.
Jiang Yuan suppressed the resentment in his heart and tried his best to control his emotions and not get angry.
He took a deep breath and exhaled, trying to hypnotize himself over and over again in his mind -
Monsters think differently from humans.
You can't treat monsters with the same mindset as you would treat humans!
Give Qi Yanxing more patience!
Breathe in and breathe out, breathe in and breathe out, breathe in and breathe out!
After going through the same set of movements, Jiang Yuan felt that her mood had been adjusted. She forced a smile and pointed to another frame containing a crumpled piece of toilet paper and asked:
"Xiao Yan, what is that? It looks quite artistic."
Jiang Yuan took his hand and walked to the frame of the crumpled toilet paper, and suggested with a smile:
"It looks weird to hang your underwear here. Take it off. How about we hang this crumpled white paper instead?"
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