Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 43: No one cares about love, no emotions or love!
This octopus has a very strong body. Its tentacles, when spread out, are about as long as five people laid out horizontally, and more than two meters tall.
The tentacles were thick and long. When those scarlet tentacles swayed in the air, Jiang Yuan could even see the suction cups on the octopus' tentacles!
Densely packed suction cups were arranged on the tentacles and kept wriggling, and dark mucus kept dripping from the tips of the tentacles.
With such a giant octopus standing in front of him, Jiang Yuan felt oppressed!
He raised his head and looked at the octopus's smooth, empty head, only to find that his own brain was also blank.
At the same time, the octopus gentlemanly and politely extended its tentacles towards Jiang Yuan.
"Oh brother, you must be my online love interest." Octopus said in a rough and silly voice.
Jiang Yuan continued to look at the octopus's head without coming to his senses, and then his mind shuddered rapidly!
Qi Yanxing is a monster that is a combination of tentacles and horns.
If the person coming is Qi Yanxing, he must have horns on his head.
As for this one without horns...
When Jiang Yuan had time, he opened his phone and quietly switched to his secondary account.
He remembered that Qi Yanxing had also added him to his secondary account.
If this online love object is not Qi Yanxing, then the two accounts must be——
It’s actually different!
Both avatars show the same blue sky and white clouds, but the account information is completely different!
Jiang Yuan only felt that his CPU was burning and smoking!
"Brother? You won't even shake my hand?"
The giant octopus sounded distressed, but its tentacles were still stretched straight out in front of Jiang Yuan, with no intention of retracting them.
Black mucus was still dripping from the octopus tentacles. Out of politeness, Jiang Yuan reached out and held the octopus tentacle.
At the moment of physical contact, the giant octopus' whole body felt like it was electrocuted and trembled with wild excitement!
Jiang Yuan tried to pull his hand back, but Octopus held it tightly.
He pulled back with all his strength, but the tentacles only held on tighter!
In response, Jiang Yuan could only endure the silent reminder: "Can you loosen the tentacles? I'm uncomfortable with you pulling me like this."
The giant octopus quickly realized that something was wrong. After retracting its tentacles, it did not forget to wipe the black mucus off Jiang Yuan's hands.
Octopus asked excitedly: "Brother, are you satisfied with me like this? What do you think?"
Jiang Yuan didn't give up until the last moment.
He did not rush to answer Octopus's question, but asked directly: "Brother Octopus, can we get to know each other first? For example, I don't know your name yet, what is it?"
"My name is Zhang Yu. My mother gave me this name. Does it sound nice?"
Jiang Yuan took a deep breath and his heart sank!
He then asked, "Where do you live?"
Octopus pointed to the village below the castle and said, "That small village. Didn't you see I came from that village?"
"Is that phone number 155xxx yours? And what about this man's profile picture? You are not him, so why are you using his photo as your profile picture?"
Jiang Yuan clearly remembered that day, he added Qi Yanxing's tomato letter according to this number!
Octopus scratched his head and explained innocently: "Actually, I bought this account, but I didn't change the avatar because I thought it looked good..."
You can also buy an account!!
Jiang Yuan exploded!
But now Jiang Yuan is 100% sure that the octopus in front of him is not Qi Yanxing at all!
So, the person he had been flirting with online for such a long time turned out to be the wrong person? !
Suddenly, Jiang Yuan frantically wanted to find a hole in the ground to crawl into!
Since the person he is dating online is not Qi Yanxing, does that mean that the person Qi Yanxing is dating online is not him either!
After figuring out everything, Jiang Yuan's face instantly sank.
Not bothering to be nice to the octopus, he just sat back under the squash vine and continued weeding the squash.
Jiang Yuan looked at the grass and said perfunctorily, "I'm sorry, we're not suitable."
As soon as these words came out, the giant octopus' heart skipped a beat!
The huge octopus instantly knelt on the ground, looking at Jiang Yuan pleadingly, and asked in a gentle tone:
"...Brother, is it because I didn't do well enough, or you just don't like me or my body."
The octopus couldn't even accept it and shed tears.
The tentacles wiped his tears limply, his eyes red.
Jiang Yuan was straightforward and didn't hide anything: "I'll tell you straight, you're good in every way, but we're not suitable."
When Octopus was crying, Jiang Yuan clearly listed several points to Octopus:
"First, you're an octopus and I'm a human, and our bodies don't fit."
"Second, you are a monster and I am a human, and our living, living and eating environments are not suitable."
"Third, I actually want to find a human partner. Sorry to have kept you away."
After Jiang Yuan finished speaking, Octopus cried even louder!
He wailed at the top of his lungs, his voice filled with grief!
The tentacles were still tentatively pulling at Jiang Yuan's sleeves, whispering to his online love wife to stay.
“…Brother, no no no, wife!”
"Give me a chance, my dear. I have chosen you and I will never marry anyone else in this life!"
Jiang Yuan looked down at the time and thought it was about time, so he shook off the octopus tentacles and walked into the castle with an expressionless face.
The octopus was still praying quietly in the back until Jiang Yuan slammed the door of the castle shut!
The octopus wanted to follow in.
Jiang Yuan locked the door.
Then he walked into the small dark room without looking back. No matter what Octopus shouted behind him, Jiang Yuan ignored him.
Men are like this, always cruel to people they don't like.
After returning, Jiang Yuan directly blocked and deleted the giant octopus's contact information.
Life goes on as if nothing happened.
It was not until Qi Yanxing appeared outside his door with red and swollen eyes and cried when he saw people, and because he had gone to meet a stranger online today, that Jiang Yuan felt guilty and hurried forward to coax the little monster.
"My dear, why are your eyes swollen from crying?"
Jiang Yuan spoke in a gentle and soothing voice. She carefully held Qi Yanxing in her arms as she did before, and patted his back gently for silent comfort.
Qi Yanxing pushed him away!
Suddenly pushed by the monster, Jiang Yuan staggered back two steps and almost fell to the ground.
He looked at Qi Yanxing unhappily: "Others bullied you outside, why are you taking it out on me?!"
After being yelled at again, Qi Yanxing felt even more aggrieved. Without thinking, he just threw himself on the bed and burst into tears!
It was the first time that Jiang Yuan heard the monster cry so hard. As she already felt guilty towards the monster, she hurried forward and patiently comforted it.
He sat down on the edge of the bed and stroked the monster's back with his palm again and again.
"Okay, Xiaoyan, if you encounter any uncomfortable things, you can tell me. You will feel better after talking about it."
Qi Yanxing opened his hand again, stared at Jiang Yuan with his red and swollen eyes, and said word by word:
"Brother, I'm heartbroken. My online crush rejected me."
boom--
After hearing what Qi Yanxing said, Jiang Yuan's hands, which were placed behind his back, froze instantly!
"I went to meet my online crush today." Qi Yanxing looked painful. "He didn't like me and said I looked different from the photos. I don't have a boyfriend at all now and I won't have one in the future."
Jiang Yuan's lips slowly straightened, his face darkened, "So?"
Qi Yanxing rubbed his red eyes and pouted, "So I will never believe in love again! I don't care about anyone's love anymore, I want to cut off all feelings and love!"
Bang! !
Jiang Yuan threw the monster out of the room directly!
And locked the door heavily from the inside!
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