Damn! After falling in love with an octopus online, he went crazy!
Chapter 32 Confirming an online relationship
The young man's voice is as clean and clear as ever. After being processed by electronic equipment, it seems like a layer of filter has been added, making it hazy.
The giant octopus put the phone to its ear and played the song over and over again.
Then he rolled over on the bed with excitement.
After rolling twice, he thought about replying to Jiang Yuan.
[Yes, that's right, brother. If you send more voice messages when I'm in heat, my symptoms will be relieved.]
Jiang Yuan: [That’s fine, but if that’s all, there’s no need for us to have an online romance.]
[When your estrus period arrives, I will naturally send more voice messages. ]
Hearing this, the giant octopus quickly typed: [Brother, do you think I'm ugly too? Are you the same as those people? That's why you don't even want to agree to an online romance? ]
Jiang Yuan defended herself: [No! I definitely don’t mean to think you’re ugly, it’s just that this online relationship…]
[It can also be considered a kind of love, I.......]
Jiang Yuan has never been in love, so it’s impossible that her first love is an octopus.
After realizing that he actually had some thoughts of disdain for Qi Yanxing in his mind, the young man who was still sitting at the head of the bed slapped himself in the face.
Today in the commercial street and the bathroom, Qi Yanxing protected him so much, and he even thought that Qi Yanxing had a beautiful figure!
Now, you actually have such weird thoughts in private? !
It's an octopus, what's wrong with that!
He also likes octopus!
Before transmigrating into a book, Jiang Yuan especially loved eating grilled octopus tentacles!
Besides, it’s just an online romance and we don’t meet in person, so it’s not a big deal.
When Jiang Yuan figured it out, when she lowered her head, Qi Yanxing's message had already filled the entire screen.
Qi Yanxing: [I will buy you flowers, and I will use my tentacles to wrap the roses and send them to you.]
[I will give you all my savings. I still have 500,000 yuan in my pet's place. That money will be yours in the future.]
[After the estrus period is over, I will go out to work and find a class. In fact, I used to work and made quite a lot of money. ]
[I can also buy your favorite milk and small cakes, okay. ]
[Brother, please give me a chance. I am obedient. I am a very nice, gentlemanly and polite monster~]
【(●'?'●)】
【?(???w???)?】
【╮( ??w?? )╭】
Jiang Yuan: “….”
Seeing the screen full of cute emoticons and Qi Yanxing's love-minded words, Jiang Yuan suddenly regretted the decision she had just made.
But he soon thought about it carefully again.
If Qi Yanxing really finds someone else to fall in love with online, he would be worried if he was defrauded and lost everything.
Come to think of it, he is the only one who can be the partner of this online love!
Jiang Yuan: [I promise you, but first, I'm overseas, so we can't meet.]
[Well, the kind of online romance where you can never meet in person in this lifetime. ]
Qi Yanxing: [!!!]
【Wife! (???)】
【I have a wife! 】
After confirming their relationship, he and Jiang Yuan can do things that lovers do!
In this case, if he transfers money to Jiang Yuan again, there would be no reason for the other party to refuse to accept it.
---The other party transfers money to you---
When Jiang Yuan saw the strange name and transfer message coming from a certain monster, the smile that had just appeared on the corner of his mouth disappeared completely in an instant!
Jiang Yuan was furious: [No, didn’t you put all the money with your pet? How come there is still some???]
Qi Yanxing typed quietly: [Private money, saved for my future wife.]
Jiang Yuan: [Death smiling face jpg]
Fortunately, he was the one who had an online romance with Qi Yanxing. If it was someone else, this would have been a disaster.
Jiang Yuan: [I've refunded your money. We can't meet. I'm just here to talk to you a little more.]
[Don’t give this money to anyone casually. There are many scammers nowadays. ]
[Also, don't call me 'wife', just call me brother like before.]
Qi Yanxing did not reply to the message because he was searching online at the moment on how to automatically transfer money to another party so that the money would reach the other party's wallet without him having to receive it.
The next morning, Jiang Yuan inexplicably discovered that there was an extra transfer in his change.
He didn't even need to check to know that it was sent by a monster.
Jiang Yuan accepted it with gritted teeth, but in her heart she cursed a certain monster for being "love-brained" countless times!
He won't touch this money, luckily this online love partner is him.
The aroma of food drifted into the house, and the sound of the door lock turning was heard outside the door.
Qi Yanxing walked into the house with a sumptuous breakfast, looking happy.
"Yuan, I found a boyfriend and I have a wife." Qi Yanxing said as he put breakfast on the bedside table, with joy that was hard to conceal on his face.
"Really? Congratulations." Jiang Yuan pretended to know nothing and kept looking at the breakfast.
Today's breakfast is very rich, including steamed buns, preserved egg and lean meat porridge, shrimp dumplings, and small cakes.
This is the first time Jiang Yuan has eaten such a sumptuous breakfast after coming to this world for so many days!
If he had known this, he would have used another online identity to start an online romance with Qi Yanxing on his first day!
At the dining table, Jiang Yuan's entire attention was focused on the food.
He didn't notice at all that Qi Yanxing's eyes were fixed on him.
"Yuan, can I call you brother from now on?" The monster's voice was soft and coquettish.
Jiang Yuan paused while eating and looked up blankly, "Why?"
Qi Yanxing thought for a moment and gave a reason: "You have been like a brother to me these few days. It's very warm. My brother has never been so nice to me. I also want to have a relative."
After saying this, Jiang Yuan wanted to slap himself.
He asked unnecessary questions!
"Okay, whatever you want to call me."
"What about wife?"
Jiang Yuan, who had just stuffed his cheeks with steamed dumplings, suddenly froze and looked up at Qi Yanxing in shock.
"You, what did you call me just now?" Jiang Yuan raised his eyebrows unnaturally.
Qi Yanxing replied with a puzzled look on his face: "What about calling him Lao Jiang? Is this okay? Is calling him Lao Jiang not okay?"
Jiang Yuan's facial expression twisted slightly.
He suspected that there was something wrong with his hearing.
How could such a crappy word be heard as "wife"? !
After he finished eating, Qi Yanxing came over to clean up the dishes.
There was originally a wide distance between them, but the monster managed to hit him twice with its elbow.
His movements were clumsy and his health points dropped rapidly.
It dropped from 79 to 69 in minutes.
Jiang Yuan actually wanted Qi Yanxing to lick her more and restore her health.
Unfortunately, he was harshly rejected last time and he couldn't find a legitimate reason.
On the way back, they passed by a flower shop and Qi Yanxing insisted on going in to buy a bunch of roses. Jiang Yuan advised him not to waste the money, but the monster insisted on having a sense of ceremony.
I bought a big bouquet of roses and made a big cake.
On the way back, Jiang Yuan's account received a message from Qi Yanxing containing roses and a small cake.
Qi Yanxing: [Does it look good? Send me your address and I’ll mail it to you.]
Jiang Yuan was speechless.
The identity abroad was originally pretended by him, and he simply found a reason to reject it.
After returning to the castle, Qi Yanxing stuffed all the roses and cakes to Jiang Yuan with an expressionless face.
"My online crush doesn't want it, so you can take it and eat it."
After saying that, the monster left the small dark room without giving Jiang Yuan a chance to refuse.
As soon as Qi Yanxing left, Jiang Yuan didn't hesitate to put the roses on the small table, opened the cake and started cutting it.
The cake was too big for him to finish by himself, so he knocked on the wall and asked the two people next to him to share it.
Jiang Yuan didn't go to dig the tunnel yesterday as he was pressed for time. Song Beizhi and Chushi were exhausted after a whole night.
When he heard that there would be cake to share, Chushi immediately opened the hole!
After eating steamed buns for several months, it was the first time I ate something sweet. I was so moved that I almost cried!
In his excitement, he praised without stopping: "Master, isn't that monster very good to you? If it really doesn't work, you two should stop arguing and just live a good life with him."
Jiang Yuan: “?”
After eating the cake, Song Beizhi also followed suit.
"Although I don't advocate humans and monsters becoming partners, he is indeed quite nice to you. Master, if you have any conflicts with him, why don't you tell us and we can help you solve them?"
Even if Jiang Yuan no longer thought about that kind of thing, she understood what the two people wanted to express after hearing what they said.
He put down the cake and said in a serious tone, "You guys, do you suspect that I'm that monster's boyfriend?"
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