Genshin Impact: Xiao Tiandao becomes a game character

[Wow, she's really my wife, treating me to a meal as soon as we met! ]

[Xinyuexuan again, she is so serious, I am crying to death]

[Isn't it possible that they are sending the bill to Qun Yu Pavilion again?]

[If nothing unexpected happens, it should be]

[Imprisoning gods, a very niche term]

[Is it so chaotic over there in Xumi? They even dare to imprison gods]

[Hiss, why don't the Seven Stars in Liyue support a puppet? ]

【Hell Joke】

[I think Qixing had already guessed that this was a test from the Emperor and not that the Emperor was really dead]

[Yes, didn’t Zhongli’s legendary quest also mention that when a demon dies, demon remnants will erupt? This is recorded.]

"The situation in Xumi is a bit complicated, and it's hard for me to say. Anyway, I have no intention of going to Xumi again. Liyue is still better." Shiyi said.

"And then what?" Ying asked.

Shi said angrily: "Humph! I don't know what they are thinking. Maybe they covet my wisdom and actually want to modify my memory and make me a god of Xumi!"

"Ah?" Ying and Paimeng looked stunned.

"Then a series of things happened. In the end, my mental strength was exhausted. In order to avoid fainting and being caught while escaping, I had no choice but to refresh myself by constantly hurting myself." Shiyi explained.

"Wow! The Church of God is so abominable! I really want to rush over and beat them up right now!" Paimon didn't even eat his meal and punched the air angrily.

Ying also nodded, her face not looking very good, and her first impression of the Institute was not very good.

"Oh, it's okay. I'm fine now, and the Emperor has already vented my anger for me." Shi waved his hand to let Paimeng calm down.

[You deserve to die, the ordained court! ]

[Damn it, when will Xumi open? I'm going to beat up the Church! ]

[It seems that Xumi has to wait for version 3.0, which is a long time]

【How abominable! 】

"Yes, the Order of the Church is so abominable. I really want to go there and beat them up! My full-life Xiao is already thirsty!" The anchor also said indignantly.

[Why didn’t you make this experience into a plot? I really want to see the emperor domineeringly protecting his cubs]

[Wow, I'm also curious about what you said! When Xiao Shi was on the verge of despair, the Emperor attacked with all his might, beat up the Church of the Lords, and saved Shi Yi.]

[Damn it! Can Lao Mi make this plot? PV or animated short film will do! ]

Unfortunately, it is impossible for players to see it, after all, the scene of the Emperor venting his anger is too bloody and violent.

Soon, everyone finished their meal (Shiyi didn't eat). At this time, Ying suddenly slapped her head and said, "Oh no!"

"Huh? What's wrong?" Shi Yi asked.

So Ying quickly told her about the sneaky person.

Hearing this, Shiyi also frowned: "It is possible that this person could threaten the safety of the people. This person is really despicable!"

Then He apologized: "I'm sorry, this is my fault. I wasted your time."

Paimon waved his hands quickly: "It has nothing to do with you. It's my fault. I forgot about the important things when I heard about food."

"Because I was too excited to see you wake up. Sorry, it's my fault." Ying said guiltily.

"Anyway, this incident was caused by me. How about this, I'll go to the scene with you guys. I'll use my immortal skills to help." Shi Yi suggested.

"Okay!" Ying nodded.

"Emperor, do you want to join us?" Shi Yi asked.

Zhongli shook his head: "You guys go ahead. I will go back to help the hall master with the arrangements for the Lantern Festival."

"Okay, then please tell Hu Tao about this for me. I'll be back soon."

"Waiter, check out."

"Okay, sir, the total is 130,000 Mora!"

"The bill should be sent to Qun Yu Pavilion."

【Hahaha, as expected! 】

[It's over, my Shiyi has completely learned bad things from Zhongli! ]

[What do you mean by "learning bad things"? My Shiyi and Ningguang have a cooperation, okay? There are dividends! ]

[You may not know this, but a large portion of Shiyi's dividends went to Wangshengtang. Ningguang said it herself, and it was used to pay for Zhongli's expenses! ]

[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter, the downtrodden emperor is being raised by a cub online]

[Barbatos expressed his real envy]

Here, the host controlled the character to return to the crime scene, only to see Shi Yi making hand gestures and releasing a large number of yellow runes at once. As the runes connected, white light gathered.

"Immortal Art - Ancient Moon Shining on Today's People"

The white light condensed and transformed into a full moon. The light in the full moon changed, revealing the scene that happened here not long ago.

"Wow! So magical! So powerful!" Paimeng leaned forward, his face filled with shock and said, "Is this the Liyue magic? It's amazing."

"It's just a review of the past, there's no need to be so shocked." Shiyi was so flattered that his nose was about to rise to the sky. However, during this period of time, He had begun to learn the quality of "humility", so he said embarrassedly.

"This is different. From what I know in the past, if you want to go back to the past, you usually have to borrow the power of the earth veins, and it is extremely unstable. But now, Xiaoshi, you have not borrowed the power of the earth veins at all, but you can actually trace back so stably. It's amazing." Paimeng explained very seriously.

“Hehe, not really…” Shi Yi said modestly.

Afterwards, everyone looked at the scene in the full moon. They found that the people in the scene, although they were always wandering around, did not pay attention to the materials here at all.

"Hey, his attention seems to be focused on the Floating Life Stone and the Mingxiao Lantern which has the appearance of Yixiao Daotian Zhenjun." Paimeng discovered the key point and said.

Shi nodded and said, "It seems that his target is these two things. In any case, these two things are of great significance to commemorate the heroes of Yixiao Daotian Zhenjun and Qianyan Army, and they must not be destroyed. Let's go and capture him."

"Yes, just question him once we catch him. We'll know what his purpose is." Paimon nodded.

"Then shall we go find the Qianyan Army now?" Ying asked.

Shi Yiyi smiled: "No need, I know how to catch him."

After saying that, Shiyi released some yellow runes and green runes to construct a mechanical bird.

But the full moon turned into a wisp of white gas and was sucked into the mechanical bird, and then the mechanical bird flew in one direction. Look, this is exactly the direction they saw the man leave last.

"Quick, follow up!"

[Fuck, Shiyi has become stronger again? ]

[Yeah, at first I could only use a shield.]

[Bad guy: I can’t play, there are dirty things, she has surveillance]

[Isn't this equivalent to full-map monitoring? ]

[Hehe, my wife is so cute when she wants to be proud but forces herself to be modest when being praised]

When they were halfway through the run, they unexpectedly ran into Xiao.

"Eh? Xiao, why are you here?" Paimon exclaimed.

Shi Yi bowed respectfully and said, "Greetings to the Great Sage who conquers demons."

"No need to be so polite." Xiao was a little surprised to see so many people.