Naruto: I traveled through time with the Samsara Eye.
Chapter 460: Tsunade: Where's the sketchbook? Lend it to me for research
Can you bear this horse riding?
No matter whether it is a human or a snake, no one can bear it.
"What kind of nonsense did you write again?"
Tsunade was immediately displeased when she heard this, and raised her hand and waved her fist to warn Jiraiya: "Jiraiya, I'm telling you, it's ok for you to write about Orochimaru, but if you write about me too, I'll kill you!!"
Although Jiraiya never did anything malicious towards her when she grew up, he still had a criminal record and needed to be severely warned.
If Jiraiya didn't have a criminal record and was a repeat offender, Orochimaru wouldn't have come to trouble Jiraiya just after hearing Shizuka mention Princess Orochi.
"No, absolutely not. I was afraid that Jingyi would have made me into a puppet before you even made a move."
When he was a kid, he used Tsunade and Orochimaru to practice writing, but that was a childhood thing. Now Tsunade and Shizuichi's relationship is obvious, and if Jiraiya still does such a thing, he is courting death.
Besides, he never wrote anything excessive.
At least there aren't any from Tsunade, but as for Orochimaru's... ahem, it seems there are quite a few.
"Orochimaru, it's fine if you beat me up, but tell me how I implied you!!!"
After thinking hard, Jiraiya really couldn't remember it, so he could only go to Orochimaru, the person involved, to verify it.
Tsunade also looked over curiously.
She was very curious about what kind of picture book Jiraiya wrote that caused Orochimaru to be so angry that he attacked in the street.
This is not like Orochimaru.
You know, Jiraiya once wrote Orochimaru as a woman, but Orochimaru never cared.
Is it neither male nor female?
"Wait, Orochi-hime? That seems like a good name."
Jiraiya's eyes lit up as he suddenly remembered something.
When Orochimaru heard the words Princess Orochimaru, purple chakra began to emanate from his body.
This is the prelude to action.
Tsunade saw it and immediately punched Jiraiya:
"You bastard, what the hell are you writing about Orochimaru, destroy the picture book right now!!
Don’t write that again, do you hear me?
If you want to write about a man, write about a man. If you want to write about a woman, write about a woman. Don't make Orochimaru neither male nor female."
Seeing Orochimaru's big reaction, Tsunade mistakenly thought that Jiraiya really wrote Orochimaru as the androgynous Orochimaru.
So she began to sternly warn Jiraiya.
I didn't write anything about Big Snake Princess, I just thought this name was good...
Jiraiya grimaced, covering his head with his hands, unable to speak out his pain.
"Dong Dong!!"
At this time, there was a knock on the door. Tsunade took a deep breath, signaled Orochimaru to calm down with her eyes, and then shouted: "Come in."
Jingyi pushed open the door and walked into the Hokage's office. She saw Orochimaru sitting on the sofa with a livid face, staring at Jiraiya with eyes that seemed to be spitting flames. Jiraiya, on the other hand, was squatting on the ground, covering his head with his hands, looking aggrieved.
"Oh, it's so lively."
"Don't mention it, these two bastards started fighting in the street."
Tsunade waved her hands in pain.
There's still a lot of mess to clean up.
Fortunately, Jiraiya and Orochimaru listened to the advice and really stopped when they were told to stop. If the two continued fighting, Tsunade would have been unable to do anything to them.
She can handle one person, but forget about it if there are two.
Fortunately, Shizuichi and Kushina were in the village, so she had no shortage of help.
"Orochimaru, you're not really going to bother Jiraiya over a picture book, are you?"
Jingyi wanted to laugh, really wanted to laugh. This time Jiraiya was stupid and unfair.
"Humph!!!"
Orochimaru snorted coldly. He still believed that this picture book was written by Jiraiya.
Jiraiya jumped up and shouted angrily:
"Stinky Orochimaru, stop going too far!!!"
"Okay, stop arguing. I am also responsible for what happened today. I didn't explain it clearly."
Jingyi stopped Jiraiya.
And took the initiative to admit his mistakes.
Is it related to you?
Jiraiya looked back blankly. Tsunade didn't expect that Jiraiya and Orochimaru would fight, and because of Shizuka, only Orochimaru was still staring at Jiraiya.
"Cough cough!!"
Jingyi coughed lightly and said, "It's like this. Orochimaru came to see me today. I looked at his outfit and suddenly remembered a picture book I had read before, so I told him the content. Then he left with a bad look on his face, and within a few minutes he started fighting with Jiraiya."
"He probably mistakenly thought that the picture book was written by Jiraiya."
Jiraiya: “????”
Am I just going to take the blame like this?
and many more!
What kind of picture book could make Orochimaru so angry? Tell me about it.
Tsunade opened her mouth, but her big round eyes were still full of curiosity.
What picture book?
Is the plot exciting?
"I will kill him!!!"
Realizing that he had found the wrong person, Orochimaru stood up decisively.
He wanted to find clues about the picture book. If he could find the person who wrote the picture book, he would kill him. Otherwise, he would make his life worse than death.
Orochimaru left decisively.
Jiraiya and Tsunade were still looking at him curiously.
Just tell me about it.
I feel itchy inside.
Looking at these two curious babies, Jingyi coughed:
"In the picture book, Orochimaru is described as a cold and beautiful snake princess with a sexy body. He successfully attracted Jiraiya's attention, and eventually, under Jiraiya's persistence, the two of them got together."
"Cough cough cough!!!"
Jiraiya, who was full of curiosity one second ago, bent over and started coughing violently the next second.
Tsunade opened her mouth wide with a look of thunder and lightning on her face.
Who is so smart to come up with this plot? It's so fucking ridiculous!
Hiss, Orochimaru and Jiraiya got together. No wonder Orochimaru was so angry today. It seemed that this touched his heart.
Orochimaru doesn’t care about being written as Princess Orochimaru. It doesn’t matter.
But he couldn't help it when he and Jiraiya got together.
"Slander!! This is blatant slander!!!"
Jiraiya was so angry that he jumped up and down: "This is too abominable. If you want to write about Orochimaru, just write about Orochimaru. Why include me? I would actually be with Orochimaru... Ugh, this is so disgusting!!! I can't take it anymore."
Jiraiya, feeling as if ants were crawling all over his body, jumped out of the window.
Only Shizuichi and Tsunade were left in the Hokage's office, looking at each other.
Tsunade was silent for a while, then walked to Jingyi, touched him with her hand, tilted her head and asked in a low voice:
"Where's the picture book? Is it still there? Lend it to me to study."
Jingyi: “..........”
Damn it! ! !
How dare you slander my most handsome Toad Sage, Lord Jiraiya? How despicable.
Jiraiya rushed to the bookstore like a madman, looking for all kinds of picture books about himself, making the bookstore a mess.
The bookstore owner was stunned.
"Damn bastard, what are you doing?"
"Shut up!!!"
Jiraiya, who was furious, had no time to waste with the boss. He took out a handful of money, slammed it on the table, and continued to search.
When the boss saw the money, the anger on his face immediately disappeared. He quickly grabbed the money and stuffed it into his clothes, with a flattering smile on his face: "Take your time to find it."
In another direction of the village, in a bookstore, Orochimaru was doing the same thing.
But Orochimaru didn't give any money, and the low pressure shrouded him made the bookstore owner tremble with fear and he didn't dare to step forward to stop him.
So, Jiraiya and Orochimaru searched the entire bookstore in Konoha, but they couldn't find the picture book that Shizuka mentioned.
So the two of them targeted those who sold picture books.
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