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Chapter 217 This Tang Monk is OOC 3

This Golden Cicada was stubborn by nature, and was rebellious in every way after his reincarnation. He could not be taught well. When asked to go on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he led his companions to walk sideways, diagonally, and backwards, but refused to go towards Lingshan.

After not finding any trace of Tang Seng for several days, and Tang Seng using his magic power to block their ability to detect their whereabouts, Guanyin had to come out in person to look for Tang Seng and his disciples who had run off to an unknown place.

Then they discovered that Tang Seng and his disciples were walking sideways again, and they had deviated from the main line of Lingshan by thousands of miles.

The most infuriating thing is that not only did they not take the journey to obtain the scriptures seriously, they didn't even have the necessary attitude to do so, and they actually set up a row of beds to lie on in broad daylight.

Seeing Guanyin coming, Tang Seng turned over and stretched out his hand to Su Xing: "Little cook, give me a bottle of that thing you drink."

Su Xing took out a few bottles of Coke and threw them over. He sipped the Coke himself and lay on the bed, looking at the legendary Guanyin Bodhisattva unscrupulously.

There are many legends about Guanyin Bodhisattva, but the unified understanding is that Guanyin Bodhisattva has no gender and can be male or female. The thousands of incarnations in the world are just to make it easier for her to listen to the sufferings of all living beings.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva in front of me looks like a woman, but her Bodhisattva attire is bright and beautiful.

Although she has an extremely beautiful appearance, the moment one sees her, one can only feel compassion and cannot harbor any blasphemous thoughts.

Seeing Tang Seng's carefree appearance, Guanyin sighed, and then dropped down and said, "Tang Seng, you have strayed from the path to obtain the scriptures."

Tang Seng picked his ears, unscrewed the cap of the Coke and took a sip, imitating Su Xing. Then he held the Coke in his mouth, stared with his eyes wide open, and took a long time to swallow it.

He smacked his lips, took another sip, and then another sip. He finished the whole bottle in a few gulps, then waved to Su Xing, "This stuff is pretty weird. Give me a few more bottles."

Su Xing simply took out a big bottle and threw it to Tang Seng. Looking at Sha Seng and Zhu Bajie who were staring at him eagerly, Su Xing also threw a big bottle of Coke to them one by one.

Guanyin looked at Tang Monk and his disciples and Su Xing who treated her like air, and she was not angry. She just smiled faintly and threatened: "Tang Monk, if you don't go to Lingshan, I can only ask the Buddha to help."

Although Tang Seng is very powerful, he still cannot defeat the Buddha. And although the Buddha cannot defeat Tang Seng, he has ways to make him suffer terribly.

Tang Seng waved his hands reluctantly: "I know, I know. I will go to Lingshan tomorrow. You can leave now."

Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at Su Xing and said to Tang Seng: "When you go to obtain the scriptures, don't bring a woman with you. It will be embarrassing for others to see her."

The great monk of the Tang Dynasty went on a journey to obtain Buddhist scriptures and brought a beautiful woman with him. If this were to spread, would it affect the reputation of Buddhism in the world?

Tang Seng became furious when he saw that the cook he had captured with great difficulty was about to be driven away. He jumped up from the bed and rushed forward with his Zen stick in hand.

"I gave you face, didn't I? You still want to drive my cook away? You keep talking nonsense. You can talk to me first if you can beat me."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was already used to Tang Seng's temper of getting angry and fighting if he couldn't reach an agreement on a word. While fighting with Tang Seng, she advised him: "If you want a cook, change a man. I can also find you a disciple who is proficient in cooking."

Guanyin Bodhisattva felt that he had already made a lot of concessions. The number of people who were going to obtain the scriptures was already fixed, and he was willing to make an exception and add one more person. It was time for Tang Seng to stop while he was ahead.

If Tang Seng had not eaten the barbecue made by Su Xing, he might really consider it.

But now that he has tasted the delicious food prepared by Su Xing, how could Tang Seng agree to change the chef? Could the food made by the new chef be as delicious as that made by his discerning little cook?

So Tang Seng waved his Zen staff vigorously and refused mercilessly: "No change!"

Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng and the White Dragon Horse gathered together to watch the fun. Zhu Bajie even took out a bag of melon seeds from his sleeve and gave it to Su Xing first.

"Little cook, come and eat some melon seeds."

Su Xing casually grabbed a handful of melon seeds and said, "My name is Bai Su Xing. From now on, you can call me Su Xing. Don't call me little cook or anything like that."

The world is vast, but the one who controls the food is the most important. Zhu Bajie readily changed his words and said, "Okay, Suxing."

Sun Wukong also came over, grabbed a handful of melon seeds, and asked Su Xing: "Su Xing, what are we going to eat later?"

The white dragon horse next to him interrupted: "Eat fish, I can go into the water to catch it. You can eat any fish you want, sea fish is fine too. I'll go and come back quickly and catch it soon."

Zhu Bajie looked greedy and said, "Then you can catch some crabs and prawns as well."

The honest Sha Seng also chimed in: "Isn't it a bit boring to just eat fish? We should have some meat."

Sun Wukong ate melon seeds and said, "It's too greasy to eat only meat. Let's make two vegetarian dishes."

Su Xing had a headache after hearing this and quickly called out to stop: "Did you forget that you just had a meal? Why are you still eating? Are you gluttons? Can you eat?"

Sun Wukong didn't care about Su Xing's bad attitude and pointed to the sky: "Isn't our master fighting? Fighting consumes a lot of energy. After the master is done, he will be hungry. It's a good time to eat."

As he was talking, Guanyin Bodhisattva had been driven away by Tang Seng. Tang Seng put away his Zen staff and landed beside Su Xing: "I just heard you discussing what to eat, little cook, you can cook anything, I am not picky about food."

Zhu Bajie interrupted: "Master, Su Xing has a name, Bai Su Xing, don't call her the little cook, Su Xing doesn't like it."

Tang Seng readily changed the subject: "Su Xing, when will you cook?"

Looking at Tang Seng and his disciples who were staring at him eagerly, Su Xing was speechless to this group of foodies and sighed: "Whatever, you all go find something, and I'll do whatever you find."

Soon, Sun Wukong, Sha Seng, Zhu Bajie and the White Dragon Horse all left, each to find what they wanted to eat.

As for whether to leave someone behind to protect Tang Seng, don't be ridiculous. If a monster really comes to the door without any eyes, who knows who should be protected.

Su Xing couldn't stand Tang Seng's idleness, so he ordered him directly: "Go and get some staple food, whether it's rice or steamed buns, bring more."

Tang Seng transformed a bed into something, and lay on it leisurely, swinging his legs, pretending not to hear anything and not listening to Su Xing at all.

Su Xing's face turned cold: "I asked you to get some staple food, didn't you hear me?"

Tang Seng was not angry, and said tolerantly: "I was afraid that you would run away, so I had to watch you. Don't worry, I can do without the staple food."

Su Xing could feel that Tang Seng and his disciples were very tolerant of her, but this tolerance did not contain respect, but was a kind of careless contempt. Would people care about the offense of an ant? This was the mentality of Tang Seng and his disciples towards Su Xing.

Anyway, you have to do what I ask you to do whether you are willing or not. Since you have done it, I will tolerate your little temper during this period and don't worry about it.

Su Xing took a deep breath and punched him directly. If he didn't listen to her, then she would beat him up.

Tang Seng did not expect that Su Xing would attack him, so he raised his hand to receive Su Xing's fist. He did not take Su Xing seriously at first, so he received it carelessly.

But he didn't expect that Su Xing's punch was so powerful that it knocked Tang Seng directly into the ground, and almost broke through the yin and yang, and knocked Tang Seng into the underworld.

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