Quick Wear: The heroine is a top-level boss
Chapter 102 The End of the World 14
The mutant mantis looked Su Xing up and down, and suddenly asked, "Are you single?"
Su Xing: “…”
Mutant Mantis: "You've never been in love, right?"
Su Xing: “…”
Mutant Mantis: "You usually disdain love. You've never eaten pork, so you don't care about watching pigs run?"
Su Xing: “…”
The mutant mantis looked down on him: "You still want to be my relationship consultant."
Su Xing: “…”
Lan He: “Puchi! Hahaha!”
Su Xing looked resentfully at Lan He who was mocking her. Lan He laughed unscrupulously for a while before she stopped laughing at Su Xing's condemning gaze.
Rubbing her belly that hurt from laughing, Lan He looked at the mutant mantis: "If you don't believe her, then tell me and see if I can help you."
The mutant mantis looked at Lan He carefully and said, "You look gentle and kind, and you have a lot of experience in love. Let me tell you something."
Su Xing was not convinced: "You are discriminating, aren't you? My mother doesn't date men either, so why is it okay for her but not for me?"
The mutant mantis stood up and pushed Su Xing away with his butt: "She is your mother. Obviously, she has dated men. How can she be the same as you who has been single since birth?"
Su Xing took a deep breath and resisted the urge to hit the insect. This mutant mantis was so vicious and annoying.
Lan He was afraid that Su Xing would be so angry that he would fight the mutant mantis without caring about anything, so she tried to smooth things over: "Okay, if you don't understand anything, just stop talking. Come on, tell me."
The mutant mantis sighed very sadly: "I am a domesticated mantis."
Su Xing: "I can see that with your vocabulary, your master must be a 12G Internet surfer. You watch short videos with your master every day, right?"
The mutant mantis ignored Su Xing, moved closer to Lan He, and continued to tell him his love story.
"My master has more than one mantis, he has many. One of them is my childhood sweetheart, called Little Orchid. She is very beautiful. We grew up and lived together.
Our owner often takes us out and puts us on his arms, taking us out to hunt, play, see the scenery, and take pictures. Little Orchid and I have a very good relationship.
Later, a strange energy suddenly appeared between heaven and earth. Little Orchid and I both grew bigger and became extremely powerful. We were both very happy that we could protect our master.
But recently, the little orchid suddenly invited me, saying that it wanted to mate with me and give birth to babies. Woohoo, it must not love me anymore."
As it was talking, the mutant mantis suddenly started crying. It was really crying. Tears kept pouring out of its big eyes, and the ground was wet with the sound of its tears, forming a small puddle.
Su Xing touched his chin and said, "Wait, your little Lanhua is going to have a baby with you, how can this mean that she doesn't love you anymore?"
The mutant mantis rolled its eyes at Su Xing, well, a knowing roll of the eyes, and sobbed loudly, its tone full of contempt.
"Are you stupid? When we mantises mate, the female will eat the male. Little Orchid wants to eat me, so of course she doesn't love me!"
Su Xing gritted her teeth, and deathly aura gushed out. She had to kill the insect. The mutant mantis sensed the danger, jumped up, and hid directly behind Lan He.
His triangular head poked out from behind Lan He, and his mouth was still very venomous: "You are the kind of person that the master said is inexperienced and playful. You get angry when you can't win the argument. A gentleman uses words instead of fists, and you are a villain!"
Lan He protected the mutant mantis with her hands, and said to Su Xing with a smile: "It's just a bug, why are you fussing over it?"
Su Xing didn't really want to bother with a bug, so he suppressed his anger, snorted coldly, and stood aside with his arms folded.
Lan He turned around, coughed lightly, and asked the mutant mantis seriously, "Do you think your little orchid wants to eat you, so you think it doesn't love you anymore?"
The mutant mantis nodded, sniffled again, and said, "When we mantises mate, the female mantis will eat the male mantis. Little Orchid wants to mate with me, so she wants to eat me, right?"
Lan He, however, understood it differently: "But you are different from ordinary mantises. You are now intelligent, know a lot, and can suppress your instincts.
From what you said, your little orchid has become smarter and wiser just like you, so why don't you believe that it simply wants to have a baby with you, and is able to suppress its instincts and not eat you?"
The mutant mantis was stunned. It stayed in a daze for a while, then suddenly stood up, turned around and ran away. It wanted to find Xiao Lanhua to get things done.
As the mutant mantis ran through the corridor and turned the corner, Su Xing and Lan Hehao heard a loud noise.
The mutant mantis that had just run over was kicked back and flew backwards, hitting the wall with a bang, leaving spider-web-like cracks on the wall.
What kicked the mutant mantis away was a very beautiful pink and white insect leg. It was the first time that Su Xing had seen such beautiful insect legs.
Soon, a huge pink and white orchid moved in quickly. Well, when it got closer, I could see clearly that it was a giant orchid mantis.
The mutant mantis was already very large, but this orchid mantis was even larger, three meters tall. The way it walked in was very elegant, and its body was like an orchid, dazzlingly beautiful.
However, as soon as the orchid mantis opened its mouth, it completely ruined its elegance. It stepped on the mutant mantis with one foot and imitated the human's gesture of putting its hands on the waist with one hand.
"Stupid Dadao, do you want to die? I confessed my love to you, but you dared to run away. Do you think you don't like me? I will beat you to death!"
The following scene was extremely brutal; the mutant mantis was pinned to the ground and beaten violently by the orchid mantis.
Lan He was a little worried and pulled Su Xing: "Should we go and stop the fight? Don't let them get hurt."
Su Xing shrugged, pulled Lan He and said, "No need, you see the orchid mantis has a good sense of measure in its claws. It looks like it hit hard, but there is no injury at all. It didn't hit any of the joints that are easily injured. It's just venting its anger."
Lan He said, "Don't worry about teaching your husband a lesson. He ran away without saying anything. He deserves a beating."
The orchid mantises were fighting happily when they heard a wheezing sound from behind and a girl appeared behind the two fighting mantises.
The girl was petite and looked very cute, with a baby face that made her look like a minor. As soon as she came over, she rushed over and grabbed the orchid mantis's hind legs and dragged it backwards.
She even advised, "Xiao Lanhua, stop hitting me. If you continue to hit me, your husband will be beaten to death, and you will be the one who suffers."
The orchid mantis took a step back and stopped beating the mutant mantis. The girl pointed at the mutant mantis and scolded it, "Da Dao, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but why are you so stupid?
You and your master have watched countless TV dramas. I have watched no less than a hundred dramas about domineering CEOs. Why are you still imitating the heroine and not having a mouth? If you have doubts, just ask. Why are you running away?
Do you know that your running away will drive Xiao Lanhua crazy..."
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