The Windless Sword of the Original God World

Ahem, I told you to pretend. Now you know the consequences, right?

Hoo hoo.

The young master showed no mercy and ridiculed the scattered soldiers.

"Hey, Tartaglia, don't get too carried away."

The soldier was panicking inside, but he tried to appear calm on the surface.

His head was searching like crazy for information about Ying, Paimeng, Ganyu, and Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun.

Suddenly, an idea came to Sanbing, remembering that Paimon was particularly greedy.

[Sanbing: I choose A, delicious food! ]

The skirmishers seemed confident.

As for Tartaglia, we'll have to wait and see.

[System prompt: If you answer incorrectly, Sanbing will be punished by performing the shoulder-shaking dance live]

Then, the system's voice sounded.

A demonstration video of Sanbing doing the Shoulder Shaking Dance was played on the virtual screen, accompanied by cheerful background music of the Shoulder Shaking Dance, which was a very funny scene.

At the end of the video, two men were holding up a plaque with "Long Live the Queen" written on it, but they were kicked to pieces by the scattered soldiers.

Then he raised his middle finger and said, "The Heart of God doesn't even care about dogs!"

After watching this video, the Q&A group instantly became lively.

【Thomas: What kind of confusing operation is this? 】

[Arataki Ichito: The Heart of God is something even dogs don’t care about. This is making me laugh to death. Hahahahahaha]

[Xiaogong: @Sanbing, @Gongzi, you two are really smart]

[Klee: This is so fun, big brother Sanbing, please dance faster. Klee wants to see it.]

[Group leader’s proposal: @散兵, start your performance]

Chuck and Ganyu couldn't stop laughing.

This broken system is really a talent.

I guess the Queen of Zhidong Kingdom must be very angry after seeing this video.

Inazuma, castle tower, pure land of one heart.

After watching the video, Ying also smiled happily.

Sorry, I really don't want to laugh.

Sanbing was actually a divine creation created by Shadow, but because he was not perfect enough, Shadow sealed his powers and abandoned him.

Therefore, Ying felt guilty about Sanbing's behavior and did not restrain his bad deeds.

Due to some unknown error, Sanbing woke up from his "sleep" on his own and wandered around the land of Inazuma with his own awareness.

Later, the CEO of the Fatui, "The Harlequin", found him and invited him to join the Fatui.

After adjustments by several peculiar people among the Fatui, the seal on Sanbing's power was lifted, and his strength even exceeded that before the seal, thus becoming the sixth seat among the executive officers.

On the virtual screen, after the shoulder dance demonstration video ended, it switched to the live broadcast screen.

The live broadcast shows the interior of Northland Bank.

The scattered soldiers looked pale.

Although he is arrogant, he also knows that the system is something he cannot contend with.

Even the Queen of the Winter Kingdom was no match for the system, let alone himself.

The soldier took a deep breath and accepted the punishment helplessly.

Then, cheerful background music sounded and the soldiers began to dance to the rhythm with their shoulders shaking.

The amazing thing is that this shoulder dance seems to have been engraved in his mind and he can use it whenever he wants.

[System prompt: Ara Taki Ichito rewards you with a sweet flower]

[System prompt: Xiaogong rewards you 100 Mora]

[System prompt: The group leader offers you a chicken drumstick]

[System prompt: Diluk rewards you with a bottle of dandelion wine]

......

Finally, two of Sanbing's men held out the plaque with "Long Live the Queen" inscribed on it. This was a prop provided by the system.

"boom!"

The soldier kicked the plaque to pieces, then raised his middle finger and shouted, "The Heart of God doesn't even look down on dogs!"

After completing this series of actions, the soldier collapsed to the ground with his mind blank.

I never thought that one day I would suffer social demise.

[Young Master: @Sanbing, why don’t you also quit the group chat? ]

The young master is still mocking the scattered soldiers in the question and answer group.

It's just heartbreaking.

[System prompt: The Q&A continues, the next lucky audience member is being randomly selected]

[System prompt: The draw has been completed, the lucky audience is Ganyu]

[System prompt: Please answer the questions within the specified time, Ganyu, if you exceed the time limit you will be punished]

Gan Yu was a little dazed, staring at Chuck stupidly, and hadn't come back to her senses yet.

"It's okay, just take a deep breath and relax."

Chuck comforted Ganyu.

"Thank you."

Gan Yu's eyes were filled with tears and she felt mixed emotions.

Fortunately, there are only two options left: C and D.

She has a fifty percent chance of getting the answer right.

Moreover, she already had the correct answer in her mind.

[Ganyu: I choose C]

[Zhenjun Liuyun Jiefeng:? ? ? 】

Seeing that Ganyu chose C, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun, who had a crush on Zhenjun, felt quite embarrassed.

I didn't expect that in Ganyu's heart, I was actually a guy with low emotional intelligence.

[System prompt: Ganyu answered correctly and received a piece of Dead Water as a reward]

[Xiaoyue Zhuyang Zhenjun: ??? ?]

[Lishan Dieshui Zhenjun: ??? ?]

【elf:???】

【Grandma Ping: ???】

......

All the immortals in Liyue expressed their confusion, and everyone in the Q&A group was equally bewildered.

Can this still be called being good at chatting?

It would be better to just change the name of Master Liuyunjiefeng to “Master Who is Good at Chatting”.

Elder Zhongli was drinking tea when he heard the tone indicating that his answer was correct, but he choked on his tea.

Let alone the embarrassment that Master Liuyun Jiefeng felt at this moment.

I didn’t expect that in the end it was revealed that the clown was actually me?

The picture on the TV screen paused and then started playing again.

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"Since you are all Ganyu's friends, let me tell you about this child's childhood!"

Master Liuyunjiefeng acted like someone who was good at chatting.

"Hey, Zhenjun, don't..."

Ganyu seemed very embarrassed when she heard what Master Liuyun Jiefeng said.

【Captain Qin: Okay, I was overthinking it. 】

The leader of the Qin group covered his face and smiled.

It seems that there are some unique guys among the gods.

Note: Dear readers, since the Feilu platform will automatically delete and swallow comments, even my replies will be deleted. I have replied to several readers and friends, but they all show that they have been deleted, so I cannot reply one by one. Please understand.

I will read every one of your comments. In the last chapter, I mistakenly wrote "Sanbing" as "Div. Seat". Now it has been revised. The plot about the punishment of Sanbing was inspired by a reader friend. You can search for "Shaking Shoulder Dance Plus" on Bilibili to watch related videos. As for the various welfare pictures of "Genshin Impact", you need to go to P Station to find them. Miyoushe also has some, but they may not be complete.

As for updates, I need to carefully conceive the plot, so the update speed may be slow. Please forgive me, dear readers.

If my dear readers have any good ideas for punishment, or want to design some interesting rewards and punishments for any character, please leave a message in the comment section. I will express my sincere gratitude.

"Haha, what's there to mind? You were so cute when you were a kid, your friends must want to know too, right?"

Master Liuyunjiefeng was talking to himself.

“I want to listen. I want to listen.”

The trash Paimon was also joining in the fun.

Ganyu looked quite helpless and sighed softly.

"Ahem, this child, Ganyu, has always loved people touching the horns on her head since she was a child."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun began to reveal some interesting stories about Ganyu's childhood, "When I was taking care of her, she would always ask me to touch her horns before she went to sleep."

“Wow~~~”

The trash Paimeng responded to Master Liuyunjiefeng very supportively.

"At that time, Ganyu was chubby. How chubby was she? When we were climbing the mountain, if we slipped, we would roll to the bottom of the mountain."

Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun continued to expose Ganyu's "dark history", "Once, Ganyu met a person who was seeking immortals. That was the first time she saw a real human with her own eyes."

"I didn't expect that she was so scared that she hid in the cracks of the rocks and didn't dare to come out for two days and two nights. When I found her, she was crying and telling me that there was a monster."

"Ha ha."

Little Paimon laughed so hard that he fell backwards.

"True Lord."

Gan Yu was a little angry when she heard that her dark history was made public. "Forget it, it's time to practice. I'll go first."

"It seems Ganyu is really angry."

Looking at Ganyu's departing back, Ying said to Master Liuyunjiefeng.

"Well... I just wanted to ease the awkward atmosphere between you two."

Master Liuyun Jiefeng realized the seriousness of the problem and said helplessly.

"In the end, you made the situation several times more awkward. What a brilliant move."

Little Paimon made a merciless sarcastic remark.

After that, the image on the virtual screen will no longer play.

The question and answer session is over.

[Barbara: Little Paimon’s complaints are still as sharp as ever]

[Kaeya: @留云借风真君, I suggest you learn more about emotional intelligence from our Lord Barbatos]

[Wendy: Emotional intelligence is something that cannot be taught]

[Yaoyao: @Ganyu, Sister Ganyu, don’t be angry. You are the most beautiful in Yaoyao’s eyes.]

The caring Xiao Yaoyao appears to comfort Ganyu.

[Yae Shenzi: Sister Ganyu was super cute when she was little. I really want to touch Sister Ganyu’s horns]

[Chongyun: By the way, what is the Sukumizu that Miss Ganyu gave as a reward? ]

Chongyun asked the key question.

[Kamisato Ayaka: In our Inazuma language, 'Shukusui' refers to swimsuits]

[Arata Ichito: I am not sleepy anymore after talking about this topic. Miss Ganyu, please let me see what you look like in Sukumizu.]

【Thomas: Oh, this? I want to see it too】

[Group leader Lin Ce: Please stop those thoughts that are not suitable for children]

Group leader Lin Ce expressed his opinion.

Just kidding, he is the only one who can touch Ganyu's horns, and of course he is the only one who is qualified to appreciate the Sukumizu.

Ganyu breathed a sigh of relief. Although her dark history was exposed, it was not as serious as she had imagined. Instead, everyone felt that Ganyu was very cute when she was a child.

"Mr. Lin Ze, I have a request that is not convenient to say."

Ganyu suddenly said to Lin Ce: "There was a meteor shower recently, and meteors were scattered in Liyue and Mondstadt."

"Now that Miss Keqing and I have swapped jobs, the security of the Liyue region is now in my charge, so I would like to ask you to come with me to deal with these meteors."

Ganyu looked at Lin Ce expectantly.

Lin Ce is very powerful. With his help in dealing with these tricky meteors, I can worry less.

"no problem."

For Lin Ce, dealing with these meteors was a piece of cake.

However, he had a small request.

"Ms. Ganyu, can I touch your horn? Just for a moment."