The Windless Sword of the Original God World

397 Lin Ce laughed out loud, thinking that these people were really naive.

Aren't they sisters good?!

[Thomas: You are indeed a senior master]

[Diluk: Awesome]

【真: I don’t understand, @散兵, auntie is leaving first, just dance well by yourself】

The atmosphere in the Q&A group was very cheerful.

However, the mood of the scattered soldiers, the young masters and the ladies was not so good.

They were forced to do that embarrassing demonic dance.

What makes Sanbing even more troubled is that he inexplicably has a naive aunt, and a bunch of people want to be his "daddy" and "uncle".

I guess from now on, every night when they go to sleep, the background music of Little Apple will echo in their minds.

......

In the waters outside Wangshu Inn in Liyue, Lin Ce brought Klee, Yaoyao and Qiqi here to fry fish.

"Yaoyao, Qiqi, this is for you."

Klee gave the bouncing bombs to Yaoyao and Qiqi.

"Throw it into the water as hard as you can!"

Klee demonstrated the moves herself.

"Run!"

After throwing it, Klee ran away quickly.

"boom!"

The bouncing bomb was thrown into the water and exploded after nine seconds, causing a splash of water more than ten meters high, affecting many innocent fish.

Lin Ce and the others ran fast and were not splashed by the water.

“Wow, this is so fun.”

Yaoyao's face was full of excitement, and she imitated Klee's actions and threw the bouncing bomb into the water.

The bomb exploded successfully again, and the water splashed into the air more than ten meters high.

Then Qiqi also did the same action.

Lin Ce stroked his chin in thought.

It seems that Qiqi and Yaoyao have been led astray by Klee and are starting to develop in the direction of maniacs who are not bound by the law.

“Are you frying fish?”

Suddenly, an extremely frustrated voice came from behind Lin Ce.

Lin Ce looked back and saw that it was the fisherman Jiang Xue.

I saw him holding a fishing rod and a bamboo basket in his hands, his face was ashen.

Jiang Xue is a rather mysterious NPC in the game. Some people speculate that he might be the missing Fushe Yaksha.

This person is very powerful. Even without the Eye of God, he can easily kill those relic hunters that even Yingmei cannot defeat.

However, miHoYo did not explicitly reveal his exact identity.

"Uncle, do you want to fry fish too?"

Keli asked Jiang Xue curiously.

This uncle’s outfit is a bit peculiar, just like Master Diluk, he is a unique adult.

Hearing the word "fried fish", Jiang Xue couldn't help but sneer inwardly.

He had no interest in doing such unskilled work.

Fishing is something that only real men are passionate about.

"Uncle, I prefer fishing."

Jiang Xue shook her head and did not take the bouncing bomb handed to her by Ke Li.

Just as he was about to cast his fishing rod to fish, he was stunned.

The surrounding waters were filled with fish floating belly up, emitting the smell of grilled fish. It was obvious that they had all been harmed by these three little girls, and not a single one was left for him.

[Mondstadt Fisherman Nantak: @Liyue Fisherman Jiawei, I feel sorry for you, little devil Klee has already reached out to Liyue]

Nantak felt sad for the fishermen in the waters of Liyue. With the little devil Klee's efficient speed in catching fish, all the fish in Liyue would be caught by her in less than a few days.

[Liyue Fisherman Jiawei: I strongly condemn Klee's behavior of frying fish. @Yanfei, is frying fish illegal in Liyue? ]

[Yan Fei: Uh... well, I just checked the Liyue Code, and it seems that frying fish is not illegal.]

Yan Fei scratched his head in embarrassment. Under normal circumstances, who would be so bored as to use bouncing bombs to blow up fish, and it was such a powerful thing.

[Xingqiu: @Qin, Captain Qin, what are you busy with? Klee has already fried the fish]

【Qin: Sorry, I am helpless too】

Qin seemed helpless. Although she wanted to help, since Klee was in Liyue, it was like the sky was high and the birds could fly freely, and the sea was wide and the fish could jump freely, so it was really difficult to manage her.

[Hu Tao: @Qi Qi, hey, Qi Qi, I’m here to see you. Today the master is going to perform a ritual to help you attain salvation.]

[Walnut: Ashes to dust, ashes to ashes]

Ever since Qiqi left Bubulu, Hu Tao has been thinking about her.

"Hehe, little girl, there are always times when you are not at home, and today I just happened to catch you!"

Hu Tao flashed and rushed to perform Qiqi's "salvation" ceremony.

Helping Qiqi complete her reincarnation has become an unforgettable knot in Hu Tao's heart.

"Hu Walnut is coming, let's run away."

Faced with Hu Tao's arrival, Qi Qi was a little flustered.

She held Keli and Yaoyao's hands and planned to leave quickly.

In the entire Liyue area, Qiqi is most afraid of Hutao.

Because Hu Tao always wants to find an opportunity to send Qi Qi to heaven.

Lin Ce secretly thought that this setting might be caused by the resentment of miHoYo's own unskilled programmers.

In the Up pool, a crazy 77 appeared?

"Don't be afraid, Qiqi. I'm here to protect you."

Kelly said seriously.

She had long regarded Qiqi as her closest friend. Anyone who wanted to bully her friend Qiqi had to first ask whether the bouncing bombs and the Hellfire artillery in her hands agreed.

"Yaoyao will also protect Qiqi."

Yaoyao's words were very firm.

[Xiaogong: I love this kind of feeling so much. The friendship between children is sincere and pure.]

[Shinri Ayaka: @Hu Tao, Master Hu, do you still want to pray for the souls of the deceased? ]

[Kujo Sara: @Hutao, I suggest that Master Hu go to Inazuma, @Aratake Ichito, let him be responsible for saving this kid, after all, he is a demon.]

[Arata Ichito: Kujo Tengu, I haven't provoked you recently, have I? You get shot even when you're lying down]

[Kaeya: Douzi-ge is so hot-blooded, I always feel like his Divine Eyes were aimed at the wrong person]

[Group leader Lin Ce: @Diluke, I suggest that Master Diluke and Brother Douzi try to switch to the Eye of God]

[Kaia: This is a great suggestion]

Kaeya glanced at Diluk beside him. This master Diluk was an outlier among the holders of the Fire Elemental God's Eye. He always had a cat-like sour face and didn't like to talk much, but he was quite reliable when it came to doing things.

As for Douzi, he is both a middle school student and a passionate person. It is said that in Inazuma, once the holder of the Eye of God is confiscated, he will gradually forget his wish because of the loss of the Eye of God. However, after Douzi's Eye of God was confiscated, he continued to play and drink as usual, and occasionally snatched some snacks from other children. What's more, he went to various Inazuma message boards to challenge Kujo Sara, making the latter lose face.

In the Q&A group, everyone suddenly realized what Lin Ce said and thought that the Eye of God from Brother Dou Zi and Master Diluk were indeed sent to the wrong person and should be swapped.

......

"Qiqi, I'm here to find you. Let's see where you can escape to today!"

Hu Tao rushed to the scene with an obsessed expression, looking extremely excited. His long-cherished wish could finally come true today.

"You are not allowed to bully Qiqi."

"Qiqi is our friend, you are not allowed to touch her!"

Keli and Yaoyao stood out and stood in front of Qiqi.

"Hey, you two little guys, do you still want to stop me?"

Hu Tao smiled and said to Yao Yao: "I remember you met me once in Guiliyuan, and we had a lot of fun at that time. After returning to Liyue Harbor, I learned from Xiangling that you were her junior sister."

At that time, Hu Tao and Yao Yao met and played together in Guiliyuan. After returning to Liyue Port, Hu Tao learned from Xiangling that Yao Yao was Xiangling's junior sister. Xiangling and Yao Yao were both apprentices of Grandma Ping.

"That's right. If you dare to bully me, I will ask Sister Xiangling to deal with you. Her rice crust can even spit fire. Are you scared?"

Yaoyao threatened Hutao with her sweet voice.

"Oh my, I'm so scared."

Hu Tao pretended to be scared and said, "Qi Qi, I will help you to be liberated right now."

"Hehe, Sister Walnut, Klee has a secret weapon!"

Seeing that Walnut was not afraid of them, Klee immediately took out the Hellfire Cannon from her other-dimensional backpack.

“Oh my god!”

Seeing this, Hu Tao immediately gave in: "Lady Klee, spare my life. Cannonballs are ruthless and cannot be used recklessly."

Walnut, who was usually fearless, turned into a coward in an instant. This Hellfire Heavy Cannon could destroy a Hill Climb camp with one shot, and its power was far greater than that of the Bouncing Bomb.

Although Walnut himself is not afraid of death, there are many ways to die, and being blown to ashes by heavy artillery is undoubtedly the worst one - equivalent to physical salvation.

"Hehe, never bully Qiqi again."

Klee put away the Hellfire artillery and Walnut nodded in agreement.

Bullying and salvation are two completely different things.

[Zhongli: It's rare to see Master Hu get humiliated. It's very interesting.]

[Hu Tao: You are right. I will deduct half of your salary this month.]

[Kaeya: @Zhongli, Mr. Zhongli's daily life seems very high-end. I really want to know how much your monthly salary is]

[Zhongli: Well, I’m not really sure about this myself.]

[Wendy:? ? ? 】

【Xiangling: ???】

[Xingqiu:? ? ? 】

......

(Haonuo Zhao)

Hu Tao did not return to Liyue Harbor. Since she was here, she could not return empty-handed. Therefore, the original fish-frying trio expanded to four people.

Hu Tao was lively by nature and quickly became friends with Ke Li and the others. However, Qi Qi was still a little afraid of her.

Lin Ce watched them frying fish quietly. The scene was quite lively.

"Little Klee, can you give me a bouncing bomb?"

Jiang Xue, the fisherman who had been following them, asked.

Watching Keli and the others frying fish, Jiang Xue's hands also began to itch. It seemed that this method of frying fish was not bad.

“Of course.”

Little Klee handed over a bouncing bomb.

This time, Jiang Xue did not refuse. He took the bomb, threw it into the water, and quickly hid aside to wait. A few seconds later, the bomb exploded, and a water column more than ten meters high rushed into the sky, and the fish turned upside down and floated on the water.

Jiang Xue's face was filled with a satisfied smile, as if she had discovered a new world. This was indeed much more interesting than fishing.

Jiang Xue turned to Lin Ce and said, "Group leader, I don't want to be a fisherman anymore!"