The Windless Sword of the Original God World

[Kamisato Ayaka: @Hutao, @Xingqiu, your behavior is as extraordinary as bamboo shoots that have sprung up after a spring.]

[Arakaki Ichito: This plan (suggested by Li Li) is very good, @Kujo Sara, Tengu clan, please prepare a noble meal for me quickly. Even if I am a prisoner, I will shine among the many criminals. ]

[Paimeng: Brother Douzi's thinking is indeed different from others, and he seems to have a strange disease.]

Paimeng couldn't help but make a joke, but Brother Dou Zi actually took it seriously and asked Kujo Sara to treat him as a VIP. His mental state is so strange that it is puzzling.

The scene switches to the display, where Xiao Gong asks Brother Dou Zi: "Are you safe in prison?"

"It's much more comfortable than at home!" Brother Douzi looked excited, and the last two words were spoken with a sudden increase in volume, showing his excitement.

"It's really boring to be alone at home." He talked to Xiao Gong: "Inside the prison, there are heroes, and their words are pleasant to the ears. Oh, I am very happy here.

After the scene of Brother Dou Zi passed, the camera turned to Kamisato Ayaka.

"Now, Arataki Ito has been arrested by the Tenryo Bugyo. I hope the people of Inazuma will take this as a warning and not break the law." Kamisato Ayaka's expression remained solemn.

With that, the video presentation ended.

[Reminder: Please accept the punishment as soon as possible, Aratake Ichito]

[Hint: Are the special guests Kamisato Ayaka and Xiao Gong willing to cooperate with the punishment? ]

[Kamisato Ayaka: Yes]

【Xiao Palace:

After Kamisato Ayaka and Xiao Gong accepted the invitation, they were teleported to the virtual world together by the system.

As at the beginning of the show, the six large characters "Inazuma Express" appeared in the center of the image, followed by the image of Kamisato Ayaka.

"According to investigation, the criminal, Ara Taki Ichito, is only 20 years old. He has been arrested many times for disturbing the peace. Now he has even become involved in thieves and was finally captured by General Kujo Sara."

Kamisato Ayaka suppressed her smile and said sternly, "Being imprisoned for several times did not make Aratake Ichito repent. Instead, he became even worse and his mouth was full of sophistry."

After watching the show, she still felt extremely happy.

[Lisa: @神里玲華, laugh, don’t hold it back and hurt yourself]

[Kaeya: Haha, I’m sorry to embarrass Miss Ayaka.]

[Rosalia: Brother Douzi is indeed a genius, @Thunder God, Inazuma has found a treasure]

[Arakaki Ichito: 550@Rosalia, you have a keen eye, hahahaha]

[Chongyun: Sometimes I really envy Brother Douzi, who is strong and healthy, has no distractions, and is free from worries and troubles.]

[Hu Tao: Is this a case of a fool having good fortune? ]

[Yun Jin: @Hutao, I have been trying not to laugh, but after seeing these words, I finally couldn’t help myself]

[Yajyou Shenzi: Fortunately, our Baichen Fox Clan has never produced such a genius]

[Group leader Lin Ce: @八重神子, cunning girl, although brother Douzi is a little stupid, he has a pure heart and is not as cunning as you. ]

[Arata Ichito:........]

Hearing this, Brother Dou Zi didn't know whether to be happy or sad.

On the live broadcast screen, after Kamisato Ayaka finished speaking, the screen switched to Brother Douzi, and he no longer spoke in the group.

Although his left hand was in shackles, he looked calm and occasionally adjusted his hair.

The only pity is that there is no mirror for observation.

Brother Douzi is best at this. He is extremely narcissistic and this time he performed beyond his normal level, leaving Xiaogong speechless.

"Why do you want to rob?" Xiao Gong asked Brother Dou Zi.

"Life is hard, Mora has run out of money, and the only way out is stealing. If I don't steal, how can I live?" Brother Douzi not only has no guilt, but seems to be in high spirits, like a successful man.

It was even more absurd than the video, and everyone was laughing so hard that they were bent over.

This person is truly a genius, and the God of Thunder and the ghost clan regard him as a treasure.

"You can make a living by moving bricks on a construction site or washing dishes in a restaurant. Why steal?" Xiao Gong tried hard to suppress his laughter.

"Carrying bricks is difficult, working as a laborer is not an option, and doing business is not my forte." Brother Douzi talked endlessly, as if he was stating the philosophy of life, "Only by, well, stealing and robbing can one live a prosperous life."

Kamisato Ayaka continued her narration, and the scene remained unchanged. After Brother Touzi had tidied up his appearance, he began to fiddle with his clothes.

"What's even more ridiculous is that Aratake Ichito also talked about his experience in prison to the interviewer, Yomiuri."

After Kamisato Ayaka finished her story, Brother Touzi continued to be interviewed by Xiao Gong: "I often come here, it is no different from home, no, this place is better than home. In 360 days, I only go home once, and that is when something big happens."

Xiao Gong was surprised when he heard this: "You seem to like this place very much?"

"Of course, home is too boring!" Brother Dou Zi's face was filled with excitement.

"No one talks to me." He said happily, "It's different here. Everyone is talented and good at flattery. I really like life in prison."

At this moment, Xiao Gong was no longer able to participate and could only stand aside and laugh.

[Bennett: @Arakaki Ichito, Brother Touzi, you are imitating, not expressing your true feelings]

【Wendy: Who is this kid? Why is he so funny?】

[Diluk: @Thundergod, he is so weird, shouldn't he fly to Mondstadt and give the bard Wuxiang a slash? ]

[Thor: He will have a chance someday, @Wendy]

【Xiangling: After all, we Liyue people are more normal】

[Hu Tao: @Xiang Ling, your words have offended people from many countries]

[Zaoyou: I heard Sister Xiaogong’s laughter]

[Kaiya: @Xiaogong, you are so unprofessional]

.......

In the live broadcast, the interview with Brother Dou Zi ended and the camera turned to Kamisato Ayaka.

"Now Aragaki Ichito has been arrested by the Tenryo, I hope the people of Inazuma will take this as an example.