The Windless Sword of the Original God World

Lin Ce, long time no see. I recently developed a new colorful glazed pancake. Do you want to try it?

When Xiangling saw Lin Ce, she immediately and enthusiastically recommended her innovative dish, "This pancake is made of a thin layer of egg skin, and is filled with bright red squirrel ham, orange carrots, golden sun frog meat, emerald green lotus, and blue..."

"Oh, can I refuse?"

When Lin Ce heard this, he was frightened and thought to himself that this might be a dark dish!

"Hey, you really don't want to eat?"

Xiangling seemed a little disappointed: "This is a new dish that I put a lot of effort into developing."

【Thomas: @Xiangling, can you prepare some dishes that normal people can eat? 】

[Kaeya: No wonder Guoba runs out every day. It must have been harmed by Xiangling many times.]

[Diluk: @Paimon, Paimon won't refuse, right? For her, any food is acceptable.]

[Ying: Master Diluk, Paimon has been poisoned by food...]

In the Hall of All Peoples, Paimeng felt dizzy and could not tell the directions.

"Xiangling, I will never try your new dishes again!"

Paimon said weakly that for the first time in his life, he had a psychological trauma about food.

Seeing Paimeng looking so pitiful, Lin Ce secretly thanked himself for having had a premonition.

[Live Q&A session begins]

At this time, the system's voice sounded and a new picture began to play on the virtual screen.

This time, Lin Ce appeared in the picture.

The scene is at Chunhyang Kiln.

Lin Ce, Ying, and Paimeng found Ying'er, a clerk at Chunxiang Kiln.

"You came to me to make ointment, right?"

Ying'er asked them.

"How did you know we would come?"

Paimon asked doubtfully.

"I just heard that there are three people in the city who are looking for someone who smells particularly good. It turns out that you are the ones."

Ying'er looked at Lin Ce and the other two carefully, and her gaze finally fell on Lin Ce: "I didn't expect it would be you, the leader."

"I was worried that you wouldn't come. In a way, this is also a test of my charm."

Ying'er answered lazily.

"Start?"

Lin Ce was confused, "You shouldn't say that so exaggeratedly."

"Rumors spread like wildfire, and three people can make a tiger."

Ying Er explained: "That's how rumors are born."

"Now that you're here, I know your purpose. You want me to make ointment for you, right? What kind do you need?"

"Please give me one of each type of neon flower balm."

Lin Ce replied.

"Every kind?!"

Ying'er raised her eyebrows in surprise: "It seems that the group leader is young, but has a big appetite. Are the previous rumors true? Is the group leader looking for someone to give the ointment to?"

"Actually, it is used to prepare the Immortal Ceremony for Emperor Yanwang."

Lin Ce explained clearly.

"I see."

Ying'er was still skeptical, "The group leader is handsome and has the capital to flirt with other girls."

"You're overly flattering."

Lin Ce smiled.

"In short, good flowers should be picked when they are still there, and don't wait until there are no more flowers left to pluck."

Ying'er said with a smile: "Who can say that you are wrong to do this?"

"Why does Paimon sound a little confused?"

Paimon scratched his head.

In the Q&A group.

【Chongyun: I don’t really understand either. What does this mean? 】

[Thomas: Is there anyone from Liyue who can explain the meaning of this sentence? ]

[Tian Tiezui: This statement has two meanings, and those who understand will understand]

[Diluk: Another old driver shows up]

[Xingqiu: I understand a little bit, but I don’t understand everything yet]

[Xiao Palace: After listening to your words, I feel like I have wasted ten years of study]

......

Ying'er started driving.

"Group leader, you can be my assistant. During the time when I am making the ointment, you must focus all your attention on me alone."

Ying'er smiled sweetly at Lin Ce.

Afterwards, they went to Wanmin Hall and borrowed the large pot in the kitchen to make the ointment.

"Then let's start brewing now, group leader, you have to be ready and be responsible for me, okay?"

Ying'er's sudden change of subject was surprising.

Lin Ce, Ying, and Paimeng all had confusion written all over their faces.

"I mean, you have to take on the responsibility of being an assistant."

Ying'er's lips curled up into a meaningful smile.

"The technique of boiling the ointment is very important. I will teach you to hold the mortar and pestle in a gentle and soft way."

Ying'er's words became more and more explicit, and she even demonstrated the actions herself.

Lin Ce, Ying, and Paimeng looked at each other, looking embarrassed.

"The rhythm is also very important, not too fast or too slow, everything has to be just right."

Ying'er said intoxicatedly: "It is necessary to stir it at this rhythm until all the juice of the colorful flower is gone..."

In the Q&A group.

[Xingqiu: I’m going to go back and continue writing]

[Chongyun: I am still a minor, and I already feel that my thoughts are not pure]

【Thomas: @Chongyun, keep pretending】

【Lisa: I admit defeat】

[Xiaogong: I feel that my thoughts are no longer pure]

[Arakaki Ito: Xiao Gong, you are pretending too, just like Chongyun.]

......

Everyone understood.

The camera continued to play, and when the ointment was made, Ying'er said to Lin Ce: "Then I'll give you one last word. If you want to have your feet on three boats at the same time, you must think clearly which foot to lift first." Then, the picture stopped playing.

【Question: What is Ying'er's nickname? 】

【A: Balm Xishi】

[B: Liyue Chariot King]

【C: Porcelain Xishi】

【D: Boy Killer

Chapter 70: Morax, I want to create a world where only you exist

After the video ended, Paimon recovered a little, and after listening to what Ying'er said, he still looked confused.

"I don't understand. This proves that Paimon is an innocent child, unlike Chongyun and Xiaogong."

Ying said: “I don’t understand it either.”

She was just as confused as Paimon.

"Lin Ce, do you know?"

Paimon asks Lin Ce for advice.

"Uh...how do I explain this..."

Lin Ce seemed quite embarrassed. He suddenly had an idea and imitated Tian Tiezui's vague response: "Those who understand will understand, but those who don't understand may not understand even if I explain it to you."

Ying curled her lips: "So, Lin Ce is not pure anymore."

[Klee: @Jin, Klee didn't understand either. Can Captain Qin explain it to me? ]

[Qin: Klee, stay in the confinement room and read a book.]

Captain Jean herself was also embarrassed. After all, the Knights of Favonius were mostly men, and she would occasionally hear them tell some obscene jokes. As time went by, her own heart was no longer pure.

Plus, her bestie Lisa is a mature lady who sometimes tells jokes like this.

In the Q&A group:

[Kamisato Ayaka: Who is Xi Shi? ]

[Keqing: Xi Shi is a beauty from ancient Liyue. Because she is beautiful, people often use "Xi Shi" to describe beautiful women who do certain jobs.]

[Keqing: For example, a beautiful woman who sells tofu can be called Tofu Xishi, which is a compliment to some extent.]

Keqing answered questions and resolved doubts for everyone in the group. In the original game, Liyue is based on a certain era in China. For example, the poem Ying'er quoted just now comes from an ancient poem "Golden Threaded Clothes" from the Tang Dynasty. Therefore, Lin Ce was not surprised that Xi Shi appeared in ancient Liyue.

[Xiaogong: Then the correct answer should be A, right? Ying'er just made ointment. ]

[Ningguang: No, it could also be C. Chunxiang Kiln sells porcelain.]

【Thomas: Well, I think option D can also be considered.】

[Arataki Ichito: @Thoma, can you be more steady? ]

[Diluke: That’s right. Women like Miss Ying’er are very attractive to young boys.]

[Diluk: But it's useless to me. Women will only slow me down in pulling out the Wolf's End.]

Since he got Wolf's End, Diluk wanted to hug it to sleep every night. He glanced at Kaeya who was drinking beside him. A younger brother is always a younger brother. In Diluk's eyes, the Sword of Dawn in Kaeya's hand was not even worthy of carrying his Wolf's End's shoes.

Uncle Diluk was a little too proud of himself. Holding Wolf's End in his hand, he seemed to own the whole world.

[Paimon: Looks like no one is answering now. ]

Paimon spread his hands, helpless.

Since no one answered the question, it meant that we were about to enter the stage of randomly selecting a lucky "victim".

[Xingqiu: I'm lying down. Let the storm come even harder!]

【Chongyun: Me too.】

Standing in front of Wuwang Slope and looking at the four options on the virtual screen, Chongyun was ready to lie down. Each of these options was somewhat misleading, and it was really difficult to choose.

[Reminder: The time for answering the question has ended. A lucky audience member will be randomly selected next. ]

The system voice rang in everyone's ears. The Q&A group was completely silent, and everyone tacitly chose to remain silent and started lying down.

【Reminder: The lucky draw has been completed, and the lucky audience is Ruotu Dragon King. 】

[Hint: Please answer within the time limit. If you fail to answer within the time limit, you will be punished.]

[Lord Ruotu: How can you, a tiny ant, give me orders? I am the oldest and most majestic dragon king. Even the seven gods have to fear me!]

King Rāshtra went insane due to his damaged memory, and he thought the system was as insignificant as an ant.

How dare a tiny ant order him around?

The Dragon King Rudra was not convinced.

【Wendy: The Dragon King Ruotu is still as brave as ever.】

[Lord Ruotu: @Wendy, who are you? Do you think you can judge someone like me at will?! ]

[Diluk: Barbatos, the great and idle wind god of our Mondstadt.]

[Lord Rudra: Barbatos?! I remember now, he is the idle wind god who doesn’t care about his work?]

[Group leader Lin Ce: @Wendy, even the crazy Fat Dragon King still remembers you for not caring about your business. You are really amazing, Barbatos. ]

[Ryota Dragon King: Ignorant mortal, I warn you again, I am not some fat dragon king, I am Ryota Dragon King! ]