After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 343: Staying up late at night and bravely going to the African mosquito nest
Jiang Jincheng really beat Xiao Ling up, but he didn't want to use too much force. If he cried, he would have to comfort him himself.
Xiao Ling was lying on the ground sobbing with tears in her eyes. Jiang Jincheng sat beside her and touched a cigarette, lit it and took a deep puff. He looked at Xiao Ling who was holding his waist and buttocks beside him and felt a little helpless: "Don't do this to me! If you don't know, you would think I raped you!"
"Uncle, you hit me..."
"You fucking deserve it!"
Jiang Jincheng rolled his eyes in annoyance, swearing with a cigarette between his lips: "I've done my duty to your father by not beating you to death! At least I have to leave him a descendant!"
"Damn it! I'm almost 40 and I just realized that I'm still single because of your lousy mouth!"
"I've already said I'm responsible for you..."
"You still want to be beaten, don't you?"
Jiang Jincheng sighed and thought for a while before putting out the cigarette. He had said before that he would not smoke in front of Xiao Ling.
Jiang Jincheng found it funny. He was almost eaten to death by this bastard. He couldn't even smoke!
"uncle…"
As soon as Jiang Jincheng turned around, his waist was hugged tightly. Xiao Ling sat up and kissed the corner of his mouth in a flattering manner and rubbed his face carefully. Even his voice was coquettish.
"Don't be angry, okay..."
"I'm not really angry, just a little depressed."
Jiang Jincheng couldn't help laughing at his clingy look: "Hey, what's the matter? I haven't even said I want to be with you yet, isn't it too early for you to act like this?"
"Uncle, if you don't get along with me, who else can you get along with?"
Xiao Ling knew that Jiang Jincheng was teasing him again, so he blinked and held Jiang Jincheng's hand tightly: "We are both like this, uncle wants to date me and become my wife."
"Who the hell is your wife? Screw you!"
Jiang Jincheng's face turned red, he turned his head away and coughed, "I don't want to be someone else's wife! If you tell others about it, they will laugh at me to death!"
"But...but uncle..."
Seeing Jiang Jincheng looking aggrieved again, Xiao Ling lowered his head and whispered, "It was obviously me who was on top..."
"Then I won't admit that I am your wife!"
Jiang Jincheng is so old that if he were to tell others that he was seduced by Xiao Ling, a man in his twenties who was a bottom girl, Jiang Jincheng would feel so ashamed that he would want to kill himself.
"That…"
Xiao Ling puffed his lips and tugged at the corner of Jiang Jincheng's clothes. He was silent for a long time before he spoke carefully: "Then we can call each other by our own names. In public, uncle calls me wife, and in private, I call uncle wife, okay?"
Jiang Jincheng paused as he held the cigarette in his hand. He raised his eyebrows and said, "Have you thought it through? You won't regret it!"
"If I regret it again, my wife will run away..."
Xiao Ling was really able to endure humiliation and bear heavy burdens. In order to get Jiang Jincheng, he even asked others to invite his wife over. Jiang Jincheng was relieved now. At least he had won back a game, so he didn't lose out.
"Okay, it's done, that's it."
He seemed to feel that it was not enough, and stretched out his hand to pinch Xiao Ling's white and tender face and deliberately stretched out his voice: "Okay, wife, go back to sleep, I'm sleepy."
"Uncle, it's just the two of us now, and you are my wife."
Xiao Ling held Jiang Jincheng's hand helplessly and looked at him with a hint of request: "Then uncle, sleep with me tonight..."
"I'll sleep with your uncle!"
"I don't sleep with my uncle, I sleep with my wife!"
Seeing that Jiang Jincheng disagreed and was going to act like a rogue again, Xiao Ling agreed to sleep with him as Jiang Jincheng was already extremely sleepy and didn't bother to talk nonsense with him.
Xiao Ling was finally happy now. He hugged Jiang Jincheng and kissed him several times before happily following Jiang Jincheng downstairs.
The two of them slept until noon the next day. After all, they drank a lot and had headaches when they woke up.
As soon as Jiang Jincheng opened his eyes, he felt like his brain was going to explode. His eyes and head hurt, and everything else hurt. As he got older, he felt uncomfortable after drinking.
He was awake now and looking at the large mark on Xiao Ling's neck who was sleeping next to him, he realized how beastly he was last night. Damn it, he was teased by Xiao Ling too much and he didn't use enough strength in his mouth. Xiao Ling's neck was no longer visible.
It is true that those who are close to vermilion become red, those who are close to ink become black, and those who are close to Xiao Ling become beasts.
"Well…"
Xiao Ling noticed Jiang Jincheng's movements, and before he opened his eyes, he put his arms around his waist.
Xiao Ling, who had just woken up, still had a soft and coquettish tone in his voice. He buried his face in Jiang Jincheng's chest and rubbed it gently before pressing his whole body against him again.
Jiang Jincheng lowered his eyes to see how uncommonly obedient he was, and reached out to stroke Xiao Ling's head.
"Uncle, you can't sleep naked with me..."
Xiao Ling opened his eyes and gently grasped his sleeve, shaking it unwillingly: "You sleep naked when you sleep alone, but you wear more clothes than anyone else when you sleep with me."
"Why do you always want to take off my clothes?"
Jiang Jincheng cursed with a laugh and then explained: "Sleeping with you is definitely different from sleeping by myself. Sleeping by myself is more comfortable. I am not used to sleeping with others without clothes."
"I am not someone else..."
Xiao Ling was entangled in the problem of Jiang Jincheng's inappropriate words and then seriously corrected it: "You are my wife, so I am your husband. I am your husband. Why don't you take off your clothes for me to see? You are still on guard against me."
"Don't say that, oh my god..."
Jiang Jincheng was almost broken down by Xiao Ling's bad mouth. At her age, she became someone else's wife and still had to call someone younger than her husband. Jiang Jincheng couldn't bring herself to call him that even if she died.
"Kill me now! I can't scream. Don't ever think of me calling you husband in this life!"
Jiang Jincheng waved his hand and said seriously: "I am very tolerant of you by allowing you to call me wife in private. Comrade Xiao Ling hopes that you will know the current situation!"
"Then what do you call me? If not husband, then lover? That's too ugly!"
Xiao Ling muttered quietly: "She's just like the mistress I found outside..."
"What are you thinking about all day long?"
Jiang Jincheng was really dying of laughter at Xiao Ling's trick. This little guy was thinking about how to take advantage of him all day long. Director Xiao was too good to him. If Jiang Jincheng had such an unfilial son himself, he would have gotten rid of him first!
"What can I think about...I can only think about how to pursue you and how to make you like me..."
Xiao Ling looked at Jiang Jincheng and immediately corrected him: "But don't think about these things now. Now think about how to make your wife call you husband."
Jiang Jincheng: …
"Get lost! You're so frivolous all day long! You want to do push-ups again, right?"
"I don't want to do push-ups...I want to be my wife..."
"Oh... please... shut up..."
...
"call…"
Jun Li opened his eyes and found himself lying on the bed. He looked again and saw that all his clothes had been stripped off, leaving not even his underwear.
"Fuck!"
Jun Li sat up in shock from his dying illness. He touched his entire body, fearing that he had drunk too much last night and been raped by his wife.
Fortunately, my waist and buttocks don’t hurt, which means my chastity is still there!
“You’re so noisy…”
Bai Ze's voice was hoarse and soft, and he seemed extremely tired. He sat up gently with bloodshot eyes: "If you scream again, I will tear your mouth apart first!"
"Wife... that..."
Jun Li scratched his head a little embarrassedly and coughed: "I... I didn't do anything last night..."
"Um…"
Bai Ze yawned and squinted his eyes impatiently: "You drank too much last night and held me tightly, and I threw you into the bathroom to take a bath, but you refused to let go, and you insisted that I take off my clothes so that we could take a bath together."
Jun Li: …
"then you…"
"I scolded you and I think you felt good about it."
Bai Ze was extremely speechless, his mouth twitching, obviously thinking of an extremely unpleasant scene.
"You hugged me and begged me to scold you more. It's been a long time since I scolded you. You wanted to relive our old flirting with me."
"cough…"
It seems... it is indeed something I can do...
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