After the president became depressed, he was taught by the mirror ghost to fall in love!
Chapter 157: Preparing for the New Year (1)
There is less than a month left until the New Year, which means Jun Li has been lying down at home for a whole month.
I did nothing all day long but was busy with Bai Ze.
Jun Li doesn't like Chinese New Year because he doesn't want to go back to the Jun family to see Jun Qingfeng. The people in the Jun family are extremely difficult to serve. During meals, they always speak in veiled and hypocritical ways. Jun Li really doesn't like such occasions.
Seeing that Bai Ze was still asleep in his arms, he took out his phone and carefully confirmed the New Year's time several times.
Bai Ze has never experienced the human New Year, so it goes without saying that he doesn't know how to make dumplings or buns.
Tsk…
Jun Li still wanted Bai Ze to experience the fireworks of the human New Year. He wanted Bai Ze to integrate into the society. For him, he didn't want Bai Ze to feel that he was different from himself.
Bai Ze was awakened by Jun Li's burning gaze. He yawned and asked softly, "What's wrong?"
"Nothing, did my wife sleep well?"
Jun Li's arm was still sore from being rested on by Bai Ze. He moved it reluctantly but was reluctant to pull it out. Fortunately, Bai Ze noticed his discomfort, so he lay down a little and took the initiative to hug Jun Li tightly.
"I slept well...why are you looking at me like that?"
"without…"
Jun Li was finally able to move his numb arms. He changed his arm and took Bai Ze into his arms again and asked softly, "I just want to ask if my wife is interested in buying New Year's goods with me."
"Ok?"
“Just buy a lot of things.”
Jun Li rubbed his face and said with a smile: "Food, drinks, clothes, toys...buy all kinds of things..."
"We'll be traveling around during the New Year, and I guess Lin Jiayan and the others will frequently ask me out for dinner."
Jun Li suddenly remembered that Bai Ze didn't like humans to break into his house, so this was a difficult situation... There was no way to get a private room outside during the Chinese New Year...
As expected, Bai Ze was not stupid. He immediately realized that Jun Li meant that he would also bring humans to the castle for dinner during the so-called New Year. Then he spoke softly, "It means... you are also going to bring others to your house for dinner, right?"
"Uh…"
Jun Li immediately became timid, not daring to speak but not knowing what to do. He looked at Bai Ze with a scrutinizing look and immediately said in a flattering way, "I won't make dinner appointments! If anyone dares to come to my house and disturb my wife, I will chase them out with a broom!"
"My wife doesn't like outsiders coming in, so how about just the two of us during the New Year?"
Jun Li swallowed and said carefully: "After all, Wang Ya will return to the village to accompany Uncle Bao, so the two of us..."
"You can bring your friends. I don't mind."
Bai Ze softened his expression and pecked Jun Li's lips lightly: "Only the sorcerer and the one with the bad brain are allowed in. No one else is allowed in."
"Uh…"
The sorcerer knew that Lin Jiayan was right...his brain...was not working well...
It should be...it seems...it's Mo Jinan...
"It's still early for the New Year, so we won't be in a hurry to talk about it then."
Jun Li stood up and got some change of clothes for Bai Ze, only to then realize that they didn't even seem to have a set of couple outfits. How could this work?
How can a man not wear couple outfits with his wife? Isn't this just pure hooliganism?
Jun Li quickly opened the Orange app on his phone and looked at a couple's down jacket. He always remembered that Bai Ze didn't like others coming to the castle... Then what about this address...
Then fill in Mo Jin Anjia~
At this moment, Mo Jinan, who had taken off his clothes and was making love with a beautiful woman in the hotel, suddenly sneezed loudly.
"Fuck! Who the hell scolded me!"
Mo Jinan was really fucking annoyed. He didn't know what was going on. Ever since he returned to the Mo family for no apparent reason last time, he seemed to have lost interest in women.
No matter how much a beautiful woman he used to like took off her clothes to please him, he seemed to have no interest. His penis could stand up but he just didn't have the interest to have in-depth communication.
Mo Jinan was scared to death and thought he was dying, but he went to the hospital and found out that his kidney function was fine and he was mentally healthy, but he just had no interest in women.
Mo Jinan realized that this was a sign that he would be childless, so he immediately went home and binged hundreds of Japanese action movies, but he turned off the movies after watching them for just a few minutes.
The beautiful woman under him, whose clothes were in disarray, was breathing slightly, and seemed a little unhappy about Mo Jinan's sudden interruption, but she quickly got up to comfort her, and lay delicately in Mo Jinan's arms, gently scratching Mo Jinan's chest with her fingertips.
"What's wrong with Master Mo lately? He's always absent-minded."
"Last time, Master Mo clearly had a condom on, but suddenly he stopped doing it~"
Mo Jinan's penis suddenly became soft again because of the sneeze just now. He glanced coldly at the woman lying in his arms with a gloomy face: "What do you want to say? Do you have any opinion about me?"
The beauty shrank timidly and shook her head quickly: "I... I don't dare..."
"Get out! Leave me alone!"
Mo Jinan had lost interest a long time ago. Originally, seeing that he was in good shape today, he couldn't wait to pull his sex partner over for a try. In the end, the two of them kissed and nibbled each other, and the woman also served him very well. However, Mo Jinan became more and more annoyed the more they went through it.
He didn't know what was bothering him at all. He just had an inexplicable illusion that he was cheating on someone else. He felt so guilty about sleeping with someone else that he couldn't stand up at all.
The beauty was kicked out by Mo Jin'an extremely rudely. When Mo Jin'an was not in the mood, he would be extremely irritable to everyone, even the woman he particularly loved. He was like this at ordinary times, let alone this special period when he couldn't even stand up.
"Damn, I'm so fucking convinced!"
Mo Jinan sat on the bed in the hotel, worrying about his limp penis. Could it be that he had become limp because he had played with it too much?
Damn it! Mo Jinan didn't even dare to seek medical treatment for such an embarrassing thing. If this got out, he would be laughed at to death in the circle!
"What sin have I committed that prevents me from touching a woman!!!"
...
At this time, Jun Li drove a big sports car wearing sunglasses and took Bai Ze straight to the mall. Only then did he realize that it seemed like he had not experienced daily life with Bai Ze for a long time.
Because the Chinese New Year is approaching, the shopping mall put up banners and hung red lanterns early, and the music was changed to "Gong Xi Fa Cai".
Bai Ze felt this kind of atmosphere for the first time. Everywhere he looked was bright red. He couldn't help but pull Jun Li's clothes and whispered, "There are only so many people in the mall during the New Year..."
"Well, this is not a lot. It's not even the New Year yet. Those who come here now are buying New Year's goods in advance just like us."
Jun Li put three boxes of strawberries into the shopping cart and bought a chopped chicken and put it in the cart as well.
"Honey, just take whatever you want. After we finish buying what we need, we'll go buy couplets."
Jun Li immediately explained after he finished speaking: "It's just to put it on the door to bring good luck, like a window decoration... If my wife thinks it's too fancy, then we can just stop putting it up, okay?"
"Ah."
Bai Ze looked for a long time but really didn't know what to buy. He saw Jun Li start to pick out the rows of square cards on the shelf and couldn't help but move closer to take a look at the prices.
"These... a few pieces of cardboard can also be sold?"
Bai Ze didn't understand what all this meant. Jun Li just shook his head and waved the red envelope in his hand: "This is for money. As long as my wife says some auspicious words to others during the New Year's Day, they will give her a red envelope."
"You humans...eat too much and have nothing to do, so you like to throw money around?"
Bai Ze instantly looked at Jun Li with an idiotic look in his eyes, and finally said, "He is stupid but has a lot of money."
"Oh no! Why do I feel like you are scolding me in disguise?"
Jun Li, sweating coldly, hurried over and spent half an hour explaining to Bai Ze what a red envelope was and why he should give a red envelope. He really didn't expect that he would have to act as a tour guide just to buy something.
The two of them walked around for a long time, and Jun Li felt that there was nothing left to buy. He was about to go to the second floor to buy couplets when he saw Bai Ze squatting down and looking at the rows of Durex.
"Baby burp bags...should we buy some too?"
Bai Ze remembered that Jun Li said that shopping malls and restaurants would be closed during the Chinese New Year. With Jun Li's enthusiasm for making condoms, it was estimated that all the condoms at home would be made in less than 17 or 18 days.
"Ah... then... then let's buy some..."
Jun Li coughed and actually wanted to say no need for condoms. He liked to do it directly, but the look on Bai Ze's face suggested that he would most likely not let him in without one.
Forget it! For the sake of a happy sex life with his wife, Jun still wears it reluctantly.
The main reason is that Bai Ze has a serious obsession with cleanliness. He usually wears a condom and will force himself to take a shower despite the pain in his waist. If he doesn’t wear a condom…
I guess Jun Li won't be allowed in...
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