Original God: After the Abyss Girl picked up Miyoushe

Chapter 76 It's OK, it can be counted as performance

It turns out that Seraphina's purchase of supplies is very effective.

Elhaisen's shoes have a hollow design. If it weren't for the special shoe covers given by Seraphina, his shoes would be full of sand now.

Seraphina also prepared a headgear and a face scarf. The headgear can cover the hair, and the face scarf can keep sand out of the eyes and mouth. "Paimon, do you know why people in the desert like to wear headscarves?" Seraphina did not forget to tease little Paimon while they were on the road.

Paimon's hair was also tied up by Seraphina, and it looked funny. She touched the lump on her head, puzzled: "Why?"

Seraphina helped Paimon tie up his loosened headscarf. "This is the question for the entrance exam to the Order of the Gods. Because the desert is windy and sandy and water is scarce, desert people need to wash their hair less often."

Paimon: Huh?

Seraphina learned this question in her first entrance examination five hundred years ago, and five hundred years later, this question was still included in the tutorial book of the Examination Institute secretly circulated in Xumi.

This exam is called "General Knowledge of Teyvat Geography" and it accounts for a large proportion of the total score of the entrance examination. Some of the questions in it stumped Zhongli back then.

Seeing Paimon's confused expression, Seraphina asked again: "Guess again, why are there so many date palm trees planted in the north of Aru Village, and so many red fruit trees planted in the south?"

Paimon claimed to be the best guide in Teyvat, but she had never been to the desert. She used her little brain to talk nonsense: "Because the north is suitable for growing date palms and the south is suitable for growing red fruit?"

"Because the Gilded Brigade responsible for planting is different." Elhaisen answered casually.

Paimon hugged his little head and said, "Are all the questions in your academy so weird?"

"Is this really the exam question?" Sora was confused.

Seraphina said with unusual sincerity: "I couldn't understand it when I was preparing for the entrance exam."

The most important thing in taking an exam is to grasp the test points and figure out the intention of the test setter. But no one can understand what the test setter wants to test the students by setting this question.

Not only Seraphina couldn't understand it, even the Rock King couldn't understand it.

Five hundred years ago, Zhenxing, who was preparing for the exam in Liyue, borrowed many books from Yaoguang. He and his old father studied them for a long time but still could not figure out why Aru Village did this.

Later, Zhenxing found out the answer. It turned out that the gilded brigades in charge of growing crops in the north and south were different. They only grew what their bosses liked to eat. Five hundred years later, the two crops had been buried by sand, and the two gilded brigades had disappeared in history, but their names were passed down because of this classic question.

Every year, candidates who want to take the entrance exam for the Ministry of Education must greet them.

Seraphina still remembers the blank expression on her learned father's face when he heard the answer. Perhaps only the expression on her father's face when he heard the truth about the coconut sheep could be compared to that time.

If you want to learn archaeology well, you must learn geography well. When Seraphina was studying geography, she often felt that human geography was even more unjust than the Abyss Cult.

It is not far from Kawan Station to Aru Village. Seraphina asked Paimon a lot of questions along the way and successfully made Paimon autistic.

Seraphina wiped the non-existent tears from her eyes and said, "You don't know, I was tortured by these questions every day when I entered school."

Xiao Pai covered his eyes and felt dizzy, lying on Kong's head and said: "Kong, the Church is too scary."

Sora looked at the aggrieved Seraphina with a loving look: "Are you really in an okay mental state?"

Your alien friend is worried about you after hearing your test paper.

Elhaisen was disgusted with Sora and Paimon who really believed Seraphina's pity plea: "May I remind you that she got full marks in all subjects except linguistics on the entrance exam."

In linguistics, only the composition lost two points.

"Seraphina, you're teasing me again!" Paimon's eyes sparked with flames after hearing what Elhaisen said, and he jumped twice in anger.

Kong pushed Paimon away: "Paimon, stop it!"

Before, Paimon was lying on Sora's head, which means that when Paimon jumped, he was also jumping on Sora's head.

Facing Paimon's accusation, Seraphina hid beside Elhaisen: "I just livened up the atmosphere, why did you expose me, senior?"

"I just help others correct their mistakes. It's a habit I developed in the Ministry of Education..."

Before Elhaisen could finish his words, someone dropped from the sky, and came straight towards Elhaisen with a staff in his hand.

Elhaisen reacted quickly and dodged the stick.

Seraphina pulled Sora back two steps to give them room to fight.

"Seno?" This is Elhaisen who is a little puzzled.

"Senior Seno!" This is Seraphina, who had already noticed it but was pretending to be surprised.

The person who came was none other than Seno, who had also disappeared during the Flower Goddess’ Birthday Festival.

El Haisen and Senor were fighting fiercely. Seraphina introduced them to Sora and Paimon: "The one who is coming up now is also my senior, the current High Disciplinary Officer of the Academy, Senor."

"You still want to introduce them? Find a way to stop them!" Paimon shook Seraphina's shoulders excitedly, but it didn't move. "Aren't you a good fighter? Think of a way!"

Seraphina knew their strength. El Haisen couldn't beat Senor, but he wouldn't be defeated in a short time.

Seraphina knew Senor, he would not really hurt Elhaisen. He saw Seraphina and Elhaisen were traveling together and they did this, he must have noticed something and was afraid that Elhaisen had deceived them.

So he first used fighting to distance Elhaisen from Kong and Paimon to avoid any accidents.

As Seno and El Haisen fought in a circle, they gradually moved away from Sora and Paimon who were standing aside.

Seraphina seemed to enjoy the fun and shouted, "It's okay. These can all be counted as performance when we return. Senior Elhaisen can write in his work report that he successfully prevented the Grand Disciplinary Officer from making a wrong judgment, and Senior Senor can write in his work report that he successfully prevented the Grand Secretary from deceiving innocent scholars."

Anyway, the clerks and judges are not on the same system, and the higher-ups are too lazy to check across systems. It’s an old way to brush up performance.

As they talked, the distance between Senor and Elhaisen widened.

Now their positions were almost the three vertices of an equilateral triangle, with Seno and Elhaisen confronting each other, while Seraphina, Sora and Paimon were watching the fun on the side.

It seems that the hands-on mode is over, and the next step is the mouth-moving mode.

"If I remember correctly, you and I didn't have much interaction in the past at the Church Order. Is it worth you to be so excited about an occasional meeting, Mr. Grand Disciplinary Officer?"

"You should know that I haven't tried my best." Senor pointed his red sand staff at Elhaisen. "Elhaisen, I don't want to waste any more words. Is the God's Canned Knowledge in your hands?"

"Eh? Isn't the God's Canned Knowledge collected by the Disciplinary Officer of Port Omos..." Paimon said halfway and turned to look at Seraphina.

She was used to being cheated and immediately spotted the culprit.

Seraphina jumped between Seno and Elhaisen and faced Seno: "Um...Senior Seno, I can explain!"

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